Califan007 The Constipated Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 http://www.rantsports.com/redzonetalk/2012/07/29/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-wants-him-some-glory-hole/ Just when you thought Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones couldn’t say anything more hilarious, he holds a press conference prior to training camp opening and provides us with some glorious comments.With the Cowboys set to begin camp on Monday after a busy offseason that saw them drastically improve their major weaknessess (offensive line, secondary), Jones appears to be pretty excited to get things under way. Much of the talk surrounding the Cowboys in 2012 has been this idea that the window for a Super Bowl title is closing. Jones got revved up and addressed that in a very comical way. “I want to officially close the window to closing the window. That was off-season talk. I do feel a sense or urgency, though. I’ve been here 23 years. I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and when it wasn’t. I want me some glory hole!” :rotflmao:...Long live the Jerruh! :applause: ---------- Post added July-30th-2012 at 02:58 AM ---------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I've never heard that phrase in a context that wasn't sexual. I don't know if that says more about me, or Texas and Jerruh, that there seems to be an alternate definition here I've never heard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I've never heard that phrase in a context that wasn't sexual. I don't know if that says more about me, or Texas and Jerruh, that there seems to be an alternate definition here I've never heard of. It's a gold mining term Pretty funny jerruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 OMFG, I hope someone let him know after the press conference what he said. :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roanoker Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Lol - What an idiot. Then perhaps, Jerrah wants a glory hole because he knows in his case, there is no charge for assault with a dead weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaSkins21 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 That was classic. Sometimes you gotta love Jerruh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I hope Jerrah never passes away, the dude is doing an awesome job for the cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 That is funny. Long live Jerruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I am not sure which is worse: Jerry's comment, or the author of the story claiming the Cowboys "drastically improved the offensive line." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 It's a gold mining termPretty funny jerruh Or probably Oil Drilling term which is how he made his money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Hopefully my sig is good to go Actually saw the quote earlier today and was already thinking about how to work it into a sig. I think simple and to the point works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Well if rumors are to be believed, he's got him the right QB to fill the hole. Uhmm role. I meant role. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 well if rumors are to be believed, he's got him the right qb to fill the hole. Uhmm role. I meant role. Hail. nttawwt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 well if rumors are to be believed, he's got him the right qb to fill the hole. Uhmm role. I meant role. Hail. nttawwt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Eli would just sign the wall again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Vick would electrocute it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCDefectors Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Jerruh, the gift that keeps on giving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCDefectors Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I'm so looking forward to another 6-10 season. Thanks again, Jerruh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Jerruh forgot that Irvin retired. I kept expecting him to say that to keep his players refreshed, he gives them coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Gawd, I love that look of utter incomprehension on his face when the reporters snicker............."I have a vewy good fwend in Wome named Biggus Duckus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSUSkins24 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Wow, just caught the clip on Daily Show's "moment of zen." That is just too much haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 :rotflmao: OMG! That's too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger.Staubach Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 That has to be one of the best sound clips of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 You like glory holes, don't you Jerruh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 What's new here? Sports reporters have been blindly sucking his pecker for the last 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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