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Gizmodo: Osama bin Laden had a large stash of digital porn movies at home (merged)


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We are supposed to wholeheartedly believe every story abut a Rep politician being gay or a Christian minister/priest abusing children (not saying we shouldn't), but we should doubt this story?

Hmm. Two of these things are not like the other.

It's easy to believe the Rep politician is a closet gay guy, or the priest a child abuser, when they confess to it publicly. Which has been happening a lot over the past few years.

It's a bit harder to believe any old allegation when there's no confession or apology in the offering. You're left with the "smoke = fire" equivalency, which sometimes works and sometimes doesn't. I wouldn't automatically believe that Bin Laden himself had a big ol' porn stash any more than I'd believe than any randomly selected individual priest has a big ol' porn stash. (Did he? Maybe. Probably.)

But Bin Laden won't be calling a press conference to address the existence of his porn collection, which makes any old allegation awfully easy to levy. As I happily understand it, the language center of his brain was largely blown away by gunfire and he'd have to read his notes with just one eye.

So apparently the alternative is to just go ahead and believe whatever you're told, by the very people who have the most to gain from discrediting him. And this isn't a truther/birther situation because so far, there's literally zero proof either way. Just a story.

Not exactly the same thing as the now-familiar image of a Rep politician asking his constituency's forgiveness for being himself. As opposed to apologizing to everyone for being a huge hypocrite.

I hope it's true, by the way. I hope Osama was distributing thousands of copies of Buns Of The Magnificent Seven from his "mansion." I hope the courtyard of that place was so big because they had entire shipping containers of Vivid DVDs delivered for distribution to every country from Yemen to Indonesia.

See? Now that I've said that, you should believe me too. Apparently.

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Camel Toe

Ali Baba and the Forty Sheep

Camels Night Out

Behind the Green Burka

Sheepthroat

Lesbians Unveiled

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Debbie does Dubai

Thief of Faghdad

Horizontal Waltz with Bashir

Lawrence of a Labia

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Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases.
"not uncommon." What percentage of computers have porn on them somewhere? And how high does that percentage go when we are talking about adult males involved in criminal activity? Maybe 75%? What do the police do with all of that porn?
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To me this really cheapens the murders he committed.

He didn't even believe in what he says he did it for. These people didn't die for someone's cause, which in a perverted sort of way you could at least understand if he really believed it. (You can understand it and still hate it and think it's crazy.)

But at the bottom of all of it, all he was was another hypocrite.

This really makes me nauseous.

~Bang

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To me this really cheapens the murders he committed.

He didn't even believe in what he says he did it for. These people didn't die for someone's cause, which in a perverted sort of way you could at least understand if he really believed it. (You can understand it and still hate it and think it's crazy.)

But at the bottom of all of it, all he was was another hypocrite.

This really makes me nauseous.

~Bang

He did it because he wanted the US people to wake up, to what our Gov't been doing in the middle east.

I think you can watch porn and hate the US presence in other countries. I do.

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"not uncommon." What percentage of computers have porn on them somewhere? And how high does that percentage go when we are talking about adult males involved in criminal activity? Maybe 75%? What do the police do with all of that porn?
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He did it because he wanted the US people to wake up, to what our Gov't been doing in the middle east.

I think you can watch porn and hate the US presence in other countries. I do.

Ah, see, I thought he did it because he so hated the Great Satan stepping foot on holy ground in Saudi Arabia duting the Gulf War, and that was also why he hated the Saudi family,, because they invited us.

These other motives do not sound like anything he ever said that I recall.

~Bang

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