Teller Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 OK, seriously. Can someone please explain to me why I should give two flying ****s about Prince Billy Bob's wedding? (I forget which one he is. Andrew? Of Persia? Albert in a Can?) Seriously. Why do we care about these people at all???? Isn't the royal family, afterall, like American racism on steroids? I mean, we only discriminated against a few million people because of their skin color. These ****ers think they're better than everyone else in the entire damned country because of the FAMILY they were born into!!! BORN into!!! No work. No effort. No conquering hero. Make it through the birth canal, and BOOM. You're a prince. There's no equivalent here. There's no, boom, you're an astronaut. Or boom, your a Playboy playmate. Or boom, you're the first Kenyan to rule....errrr....lead the United States. No. We pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and EARN what we get. Isn't that right, Bernie Madoff?! And don't even get me started on the fact that we Americans came here to get AWAY from these douchewaggers. If you watch even a SECOND of that wedding, you are urinating on the graves of all those brave men who died fighting the world's only super power so that we could HAVE a country. And don't give me that, "Oh, it's about the fairytale stories of princes and princesses." Seriously? Y'all don't get the Disney Channel? Call your cable provider, pony up the cash, and prince and princess yourself to damn death! Ewwwhhh but hawg, youwah disrespecteeeeng the Queen mum! A mum is a flower, not a person. It's "mom," mmkay? A "flat" isn't a residence, it's bad a commute. "Getting sacked" isn't a bad thing; it's good damn Friday night. And "bobby?" Well, yeah, we'll let you have that one, because it's a ghey-azz name for a cop anyway. "Cop" is far better. Cop, from "copper," which is what the Irish (one of the many groups of people who are better than you) made their badges out of. Look it up! Ewwwhhh but hawg, the King's English is the standard by which all English speakers should be measured. Yeah, that was until we whipped your ass and reversed super-power roles (in a scant century-and-a-half, mind you.) Welcome to the President's English. Ya feel me? No? Lemme break it down for ya one time....The victor writes the history books AND the damn dictionary. So yeah, royal family, all you dirty rotten commoners, and everyone here who sympathizes with our former enemy. We've got the real "Big Ben." We speak real English. We are real. We earn our keep. And each of us is PROUD to have been born into the family that we were, in the greatest country on earth. And if you don't like that, you can kiss my Londonderriere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Long ass post just to say that it is stupid. I don't think most of the US cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I really do think that some in this country still wish we were ruled over a Monarch. I guess it's because they make all the decisions for the people and the people, in turn, don't have to vote or really think. I don't know what it is. I think it's pretty disgusting, personally. I value the relationship we have with Great Britain, but we're not a colony anymore. I really don't give a damn about this wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Long ass post to to say that it is stupid. I don't think most of the US cares. But the libs around here told me, we drive the news. Not the other way around. Why does Brian Williams feel compelled to lead with this crap every night? Obviously SOMEONE wants to see it. (And don't you dare even say that's why I watch the Nightly News, or you'll be on the ES disabled list with three broken fingers. Go ahead, try to reach that "Q" with your left pinky taped to your ring finger.) They also told me, that if anyone has any semblance of respect for former US enemies, like the South, they should be taken to Ruth's Chris and burned like a steak. It's blindingly obvious. This wedding is a threat to EVERYTHING that we hold dear!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Most people have boring, miserable lives and it's a nice, fairy tale-ish distraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Correction: Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 British Royal family to us damn "libs" in three posts. Impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Most people have boring, miserable lives and it's a nice, fairy tale-ish distraction. At least we make our own boring, miserable lives. If I choose not to be a prince today, I don't have to. If Mick decides not to be a queen....well....OK, you make a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullnelson9999 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I don't think it's really that big of a deal, but let's not act like it's only in the UK that you can be born into money and high social status. We have that here too. And don't even get me started on the fact that we Americans came here to get AWAY from these douchewaggers. If you watch even a SECOND of that wedding, you are urinating on the graves of all those brave men who died fighting the world's only super power so that we could HAVE a country. I think that's WAY over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Correction: Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya. Prove it. ---------- Post added April-18th-2011 at 01:01 AM ---------- I think that's WAY over the top. Never fear! :obvious: is here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullnelson9999 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Never fear! :obvious: is here! I get what you were doing, I just thought to bring that up was a little over the top for satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 British Royal family to us damn "libs" in three posts. Impressive. Seriously, y'all can't see that this is in jest? Am I really THAT good? ---------- Post added April-18th-2011 at 01:06 AM ---------- I get what you were doing, I just thought to bring that up was a little over the top for satire. Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Oh now c'mon. Plenty of reasons to care about this wedding. For one there's the fact that they........ Okay see they're......... Well there is......... * Okay. i got nuthin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 His wife's hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolUsernameHere Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 But like, Prince William is thoooooooooo kayoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 His wife's hot? You're not making it better. Can you even imagine walking into a bar, and everyone whispering, "That's Prince (whatever?)" "You're with me, leather," wouldn't have jack **** on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 h_h, did I inspire you, or do you hve me on ignore ? http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?346105-Things-Americans-%28and-others%29-are-obsessed-with-that-we-shouldn-t-give-a-****-about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 His wife's hot?:yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Sooo, ACW, are you planning on buying Kevin Trudeau's new book ? :yes: I knew you'd come around, ACW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Because it's a "fairytale wedding" At least how the media puts it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Yeah, don't give a **** about the wedding, wish it would get the hell off my T.V., but I would totally nail Kate Middleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 The U.S. is obsessed with celebrity. That's why we know more about Lindsey Lohan or Brittany Spears or Paris Hilton than any sane man should want to know. That's why we know about every speeding ticket or parking fine of every third string safety in the NFL. It's also why many go gaga after the royals. Their famous. Americans are status chasers. We love shiny, useless stuff. ---------- Post added April-18th-2011 at 06:48 AM ---------- As for the Kenya thing, I might have to rethink it. HH was born in Kenya and he might actually have some inside dirt. If you ever meet HH the first thing you think is Kenya... or is that Kenya get away from me kid, ya botherin' me. (ducks) It's not my fault. I've been playing knock knock jokes with my nephew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Because Americans, along with the Japanese, serve the only remaining purpose for a Monarchy that far removed from the man on the street it's untrue: by bringing unlimited foreign income into the Country in tourism. Y'all should have an interest in what you come to see. . Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Who'd have thought we'd see a post like this on a football messageboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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