BALLz Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I'm sure I'm not the only one be dragged to this pile of crap at some point. Between all the idiotic screaming teens(and some adults), the uninteresting storyline, below average acting and what appears to be(based on trailers) piss poor special effects, I'm entirely sure how I'll make it through the film without trying to drown myself with a bucket of popcorn butter. My plan would be to smuggle a bottle of liquor in with me. It would be hard to sneak in enough beer to be effective. I figured some of you guys may want/need something to help get through, so if anyone has any ideas as to some rules fell free to post. Rule #1 has to be every time the theater erupts into high pitch annoying squeals, take a drink #2 take a drink every time somebody mentions what "team" they are on. #3 drink when you squint cuz of pale people #4 take a drink every time one of the vampires sparkle like a disco ball.... #5 Take half a drink every time the female lead pouts. Any other ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Friday, 9pm...... Someone kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Every time you need to squint due to the pale actors on screen, take a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I really don't see how the main vampire guy is considered such a heartthrob the dude looks like a homeless bum IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Everytime your wife or girlfriend asks you to go see this with them, puch yourself in the dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Thank Christ I'm single **** this noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 Everytime your wife or girlfriend asks you to go see this with them, puch yourself in the dick. Pregaming, good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Take a drink for every time some chick is whining about something, hopefully I'll black out in the first 15 minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Take half a drink every time the female lead pouts. (Caution: May cause alcohol poisoning) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 If you go within the first few weeks, I'd say Rule #1 alone is enough to get you slammed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 4) take a drink every time one of the vampires sparkle like a disco ball....:doh: BTW, drink responsibly, which if you do so will prohibit playing this particular drinking game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Ebert trashed the movie. I've never respected him more. And the movie is 2 hours and 10 minutes. That will give you plenty of time to contemplate your relationship and why you do the things you do for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 And the movie is 2 hours and 10 minutes. That will give you plenty of time to contemplate your relationship and why you do the things you do for her.:rotflmao:While you're at it you can contemplate your future with her and what other crap she will drag you to endure for the rest of your life. BTW, I have the number to a local AA group if anyone needs it after this movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLongshot Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Fortunately, my wife hates the series. She's never been a big fan of vampires. She prefers werewolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I would like to PROUDLY announce that I am dragging my husband to this tomorrow morning at 11 am! Already got our tickets!!! Wooooo Hoooo!! He probably would have participated in this if he didn't have practice right afterward...so pretty much, he's screwed. Sucka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I would like to PROUDLY announce that I am dragging my husband to this tomorrow morning at 11 am! Already got our tickets!!! Wooooo Hoooo!!He probably would have participated in this if he didn't have practice right afterward...so pretty much, he's screwed. Sucka! Poor fella, I'm just left wondering what sort of blackmail material you are holding over his head to coerce this action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I would like to PROUDLY announce that I am dragging my husband to this tomorrow morning at 11 am! Already got our tickets!!! Wooooo Hoooo!!He probably would have participated in this if he didn't have practice right afterward...so pretty much, he's screwed. Sucka! That knock on the door is the sound of a divorce lawyer;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Poor fella, I'm just left wondering what sort of blackmail material you are holding over his head to coerce this action. Hey, I just moved halfway across the country, where I have no friends, no family, and no job (until a couple days ago, thank-you Lord)...just to be with him. The least he can do is go with me to a movie...even if I happen to be shrieking and jumping around with delight during the whole thing, lolThat knock on the door is the sound of a divorce lawyer :hysterical: Hey, it's not like I'm going to drag him with me to see it the movie the 2nd, 3rd, 10th, and 20th time I see it in the theater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Hey, I just moved halfway across the country, where I have no friends, no family, and no job (until a couple days ago, thank-you Lord)...just to be with him. The least he can do is go with me to a movie...even if I happen to be shrieking and jumping around with delight, lol Ok, yup he owes you a sparkly vampire movie, but after that I'd say you're just about even, toss in a cappuccino and I'm sure you're all square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 double post.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 I would like to PROUDLY announce that I am dragging my husband to this tomorrow morning at 11 am! Already got our tickets!!! Wooooo Hoooo!!He probably would have participated in this if he didn't have practice right afterward...so pretty much, he's screwed. Sucka! Well in that case, might i suggest to your husband that whenever the crowd erupts into screaming, he should simply join in. Nothing helps you get over annoying people more than being equally or more annoying. Come to think of it that would be another fun game. Anytime the crowd begins to scream get all the guys in the theater to yell too. That would be freaking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Ok, yup he owes you a sparkly vampire movie, but after that I'd say you're just about even, toss in a cappuccino and I'm sure you're all square. Yep, a cup-o-joe and we'll be good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I'm surprised some of you allow your wives and girlfriends to drag you to this movie. I'm going, and I'd go by myself if I didn't have a friend who wanted to come with me. I went by myself on a Saturday morning to see Twilight last year. No big thang. I know my boyfriend won't come, and it's not a big deal that he doesn't. I don't want him dragging me to some stupid action movie (he doesn't go to a lot of movies anyway). I know there is no convincing my boyfriend. I think he'll watch it if I bring it home and have it on dvd, but I can't get him to watch many of "my" movies anyway. I think some of you kinda want to see this movie but won't admit it. Because if you didn't, you'd stand up to your woman and say "no way, no how". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 lol @ at all the guys who have chicks who dig this crap. my wife couldn't give two ****s about this nonsense. she'd rather sit and watch a Caps or Skins game with me any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 lol @ at all the guys who have chicks who dig this crap.my wife couldn't give two ****s about this nonsense. she'd rather sit and watch a Caps or Skins game with me any day. Mine too! well, girlfriend not wife, but the result is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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