Special K Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I think some of you kinda want to see this movie but won't admit it. Because if you didn't, you'd stand up to your woman and say "no way, no how". I agree. While I enjoy going to movies with others, I was willing to go watch this movie by myself...I've done that before. When i brought it up to my husband, he didn't put up much of a fight, just rolled his eyes and joked how he was going to die. But, if he really didn't want to go, he wouldn't have. I think he's vamp-curious......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNC-Skins Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Mine too!well, girlfriend not wife, but the result is the same. We are among the lucky ones I guess. And I think I can speak for all guys and say that no, none of us have a secret desire to see this piece of .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIXX99 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Sucks for you guys, my girl said she wasn't getting involved with this crap the moment it got popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Is Taylor Lautner 18 yet??? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Is Taylor Lautner 18 yet??? :paranoid: No, he's still jailbait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I would like to PROUDLY announce that I am dragging my husband to this tomorrow morning at 11 am! Already got our tickets!!! Wooooo Hoooo!!He probably would have participated in this if he didn't have practice right afterward...so pretty much, he's screwed. Sucka! evil. pure, unfettered evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 :evilg::evilg::evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Damn Ballz, I actually feel for you my friend. I had the honor to skip the last one when someone asked me to go the last time, and I am proud to say, I have the honor not to see this one too. Wish I could think of something, but I have a point When you hear a teenage girl say OMG 3 times = 2 shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupidmorals Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 If you can't drink during the movie (say, you're driving), you can always be THAT guy. The one that yells "FAKE" during special effects shots, scoffs loudly when the horrible actors try to be romantic, says, "yeah, 'cause that happens in real life" when the ****ty writing produces spectacularly horrific and unlikely situations, and laughs uncontrollably during emotional/touching/sad moments (such as scenes with dead/dying characters). Y'know, be the ******* heckler. Hell, if I was getting dragged to this thing (I've never been happier to be recently single), that's exactly what would happen (although, my flask would probably make it into the theater with me, too). If i have to pay ten bucks to see this bull****, I'm going to get my money's worth of enjoyment out of it, damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 If you can't drink during the movie (say, you're driving), you can always be THAT guy. The one that yells "FAKE" during special effects shots, scoffs loudly when the horrible actors try to be romantic, says, "yeah, 'cause that happens in real life" when the ****ty writing produces spectacularly horrific and unlikely situations, and laughs uncontrollably during emotional/touching/sad moments (such as scenes with dead/dying characters). Y'know, be the ******* heckler. Hell, if I was getting dragged to this thing (I've never been happier to be recently single), that's exactly what would happen (although, my flask would probably make it into the theater with me, too). If i have to pay ten bucks to see this bull****, I'm going to get my money's worth of enjoyment out of it, damn it! I agree with him. You gotta do what you gotta do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Every line of Ebert's review is hilarious. I hope you guys get at least three sexual favors every night for a week for going along to see this crap. http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091118/REVIEWS/911199998 The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud. "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" takes the tepid achievement of "Twilight" (2008), guts it, and leaves it for undead. You know you're in trouble with a sequel when the word of mouth advises you to see the first movie twice instead. Obviously the characters all have. Long opening stretches of this film make utterly no sense unless you walk in knowing the first film, and hopefully both Stephanie Meyer novels, by heart. Edward and Bella spend murky moments glowering at each other and thinking, So, here we are again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Man up people... no drinking game is going to save you if you agree to watch this crap. get your balls out of your wife's handbag and learn to say "NO". In fact "Hell No" is appropriate. If she argues just say "you wanted a straight man and you got one..." BTW - do the vampires really sparkle? really? wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 BTW - do the vampires really sparkle? really? wow. Yes. Can you believe that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Yes. Can you believe that?I know. VAMPIRES DON'T ****ING SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I didn't know that. I just heard how bad it was the first time. Vampires don't ****ing sparkle. WTF, who is this director, he needs to get all types of funding from him pulled ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I know. VAMPIRES DON'T ****ING SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!! i know, right? They're supposed to sizzle and bake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 i know, right? They're supposed to sizzle and bake. Not Edward Cullen. Did I mention he's also a vegetarian vampire?:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I didn't know that. I just heard how bad it was the first time. Vampires don't ****ing sparkle. WTF, who is this director, he needs to get all types of funding from him pulled ASAP.Blame Stephanie Meyer (the author of the books). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Some of you guys know wayyyyyyy more about Twighlight than you should considering you hate it so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Some of you guys know wayyyyyyy more about Twighlight than you should considering you hate it so much. Oh come on Ren. We all know the basics because we all have friends that care and warned us about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Did I mention he's also a vegetarian vampire?:hysterical: what? that's not possible. A vampire sucks blood or dies. You sure you aren't thinking of bunnicula? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I agree. While I enjoy going to movies with others, I was willing to go watch this movie by myself...I've done that before. When i brought it up to my husband, he didn't put up much of a fight, just rolled his eyes and joked how he was going to die. But, if he really didn't want to go, he wouldn't have. I think he's vamp-curious......... His gay??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 SCORE!!!! Wife just told me she's seeing the matinee with her mom tomorrow. WHILE I'M AT WORK!!! Good luck to the rest of yas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 what? that's not possible. A vampire sucks blood or dies. You sure you aren't thinking of bunnicula? and here I was thinking I was the only person in the world who knew about Bunnicula Chester the cat is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I just saw "New Moon!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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