Spaceman Spiff Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Let's hear em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't be so vague? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't be so vague? Just having a discussion with a buddy, amongst them when you give someone the last word in a debate that person just can't say "Thanks" and move on. There needs to be a parting shot. So what are some unwritten laws/rules in life? Can be any avenue of life...relationships, sports, work, hobbies, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HA1LV1CT0RY Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't fruit the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't ever take sides with anyone against the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HA1LV1CT0RY Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Laws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 When entering a public restroom, ALWAYS take a stand up stall at least 2 away from the other dudes in there, if possible! and no peaking if you cant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HA1LV1CT0RY Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't stay in the left lane. It's the passing lane people! Get the **** over, and use your blinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Dad always gets the last cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Just having a discussion with a buddy, amongst them when you give someone the last word in a debate that person just can't say "Thanks" and move on. There needs to be a parting shot.So what are some unwritten laws/rules in life? Can be any avenue of life...relationships, sports, work, hobbies, etc... Gotcha. I figured it was something along those lines, but wasn't quite sure. If you're out in public with somebody (be it girlfriend/wife, friend, sibling, etc.) always side with them in a fight....wait until later to tell them how wrong they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Remember what George Carlin said way back when. "You can prick your finger but don't finger your....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't stay in the left lane. It's the passing lane people! Get the **** over, and use your blinker. Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 there are no "away games" in pocket pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1881784432 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupidmorals Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 But if we write them here, they won't be unwritten, anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MintHillSkinsFan Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't stay in the left lane. It's the passing lane people! Get the **** over, and use your blinker. Uhhh....That one is actually written. An unwritten one would be don't pee into the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Wizard Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You don't mess around with Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Stand on the right, walk on the left (on Metro escalators). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsHokieFan Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Put your pants on one leg at a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Put your pants on one leg at a timeThat one cracks me up. As a kid I always flopped down on the bed, pulled up my knees, and stuck both legs into my pants at the same time. Wasn't until I was 9 or 10 years old - and thought my way through the unwritten rule you just quoted - that I realized not everybody did it that way.How about stadium etiquette: - when returning to your seat, wait until a play is over before making the entire row stand up to let you by - if you're caught in the aisle when a play starts, crouch down or otherwise do your best to keep from obstructing the view of the field. At worst, keep moving so nobody misses the entire play. - just because the railing gives a better view than you have from your seat does NOT give you the right to stand there blocking everyone's view for "just a few" plays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 when you shake hands, use a firm grip and make eye contact. If you don't you are not to be trusted- that's a rule I live by. And I'm always right. Say thank you when someone holds a door for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redd Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 The only thing certain in life is death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 When you're taking a long drive and want to eliminate Rest Area stops to use the restroom, here's 4 tips, the 4th one being the most important. 1) While you're driving, unzip your pants and place your schlong into a bottle and proceed to urinate. If you have a large schlong like myself, the best bottles would be empty Gatorade bottles, due to wide radius of the opening. The large one gallon bottles of Zephyrhills Water have about the same size opening, so they work just as well. However, if you're just buying the beverage for "Travelling Urination" I suggest the Zephyrhills bottle, because they cost 79 cents less than the Gatorade, so you won't be wasting as much money on a beverage you won't drink. 2) If you end up drinking the entire Zephyrhills bottle of water, then you definitely want to keep that bottle for urinating, and not throw it away to then use the Gatorade bottle, because you will end up urinating about a gallon of urine, and will definitely need the Zephyrhills bottle for urine disposal. 3) Be very careful while urinating behind the wheel, as it can be nearly as dangerous as talking on the phone while driving, and it is actually illegal in most states. However it is perfectly legal in the states of Montana, and Oregon. 4) After urinating into the bottle, DO NOT roll down the window and pour it out while driving. If you cannot figure out the reason why, then you deserve the result, so try it, and discover the result. Otherwise, put the cap on the bottle and either save it for future use, or dispose of it in the trash the next time you stop, or substitute as Apple Juice as a prank on one of your friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Dad always gets the last cookie. And the big piece of chicken.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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