skinsfan07 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Old article but interesting...... http://www.hitsgarden.com/10-minutes-of-staring-at-boobs-daily-prolongs-mans-life-by-5-years/ 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man’s Life by 5 Years Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. “Angels of mercy” like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it. A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine said that men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years. “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so. For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease. “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger. She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man’s life by five years. “We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.” said Weatherby. This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I'm gonna live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxiumone Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Never a better excuse to look at porn yeah German researchers ($5 this research was done because his wife caught him looking at porn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 My new screensaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 , while the other half had to abstain from doing so. For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease. Of course they were, you go 5 years trying 'not' to look at God's gift and you'd be stressed out also. Imagine getting the short straw in that experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I guess this study more or less implies massaging the moray eel. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 No wonder I still look so young. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I'm gonna live forever. /end thread hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 What about asses? I may have prolonged 80,000 ES lives since 2005. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I'm gonna live forever. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Hmm, maybe that's why my grandfather is doing so well. He's 108, walks every day, and is still sharp as a tack. But his dad is slowing down some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Never a better excuse to look at porn yeah German researchers ($5 this research was done because his wife caught him looking at porn) I am sure you are right! But what I dont understand is why women feel so threatened by porn and stroking the salami? Do they really believe that they are the only attractive females out there and we should never be aroused by another female? Its not like we are touching any of them or will ever meet them. I think it gives men a good sexual appetite. I dont care who you are, if you look at the same thing day in and day out, its going to lose some of its excitement no matter how amazing it is. Guys need variety and this is a way to get it while remaining completely faithful! I hate the "I should be all the woman you ever need to look at" argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurd Cudins Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 My signature serves a greater purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 So a couple of hours a day ought to have us well into our nineties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 What about asses? I may have prolonged 80,000 ES lives since 2005. :rotflmao: It's so true, you are doing the Lord's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Hugh Hefner is, like, 122 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 My signature serves a greater purpose. By far my favorite one on this site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I'm gonna live forever. I think I'll go celebrate my new found immortality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 Hugh Hefner is, like, 122 years old. yeah that dude is pretty much living proof that this theory is correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frommd Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 We need less talk and more saving lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USS Redskins Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 The great thing about this fake article is that it ran in several print newspapers a few years ago - they editors thought it was legit and ran it! It ran in the Cincinnati Enquirer and I remember reading the article and thinking I was def. going to live longer until they printed a retraction that it was fake and a practical joke and several other newspapers were duped as well. So much for hard journalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Tailgate will have more than 2 decades to enjoy my sparkling personality thanx to Mrs. ND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Oh crap! They have to be big boobs? I knew that my love of the skinny little waifs was going to be my downfall. However, I always thought it would be because Mrs. Predicto was going to catch me looking one too many times and go Lizzie Borden on me... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Judges Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 No joke, I had a bit of a stressful day at work today. And as soon as I found myself looking at boobs I was instantaneously relaxed. Boobs rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrfriedm Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 that's awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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