China Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 "Japanese people taste the best - whites are too salty!" The jungles of Papua New Guinea are a different world - the land of headhunters and cannibals. Brave Italian photographer Iago Corazza travelled the country, the island at the end of the world, and took photos of its fascinating inhabitants, who still live a Stone Age existence. “You find people here who can describe the taste of human flesh,” the photographer said of his travels. Anthropologist Olga Ammann describes it more succinctly in the book. She quotes people who have eaten other humans: “The meat of white people smells too strongly and is too salty.” The Japanese are meant to taste the best, according to her study - the only thing that beats it is the meat of their own women. Click on the link for the full article including a slideshow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I heard about this cannibal who won a trip around the world by boat. One day he goes to the dining room and the waiter asks him, "Would you like to see the menu?" "No," the cannibal replies, "I'd like to see the passenger list." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 :laugh: Alright, be honest...who else thought this was about something else when reading the thread title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Personally I like white fingers as an appetizer and Japanese rare for the main course. Black ears are always for Dessert. Yum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Thats it. I'm bathing in nothing but BBQ sauce so we can get the white rep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 A cannibal couple were having dinner. The husband said "I don't like your mother". The wife replied "Well just eat your vegetables then." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 A cannibal chief and a witch doctor were eating a missionary. The Chief says, "I gotta tell ya, Doc, I'm havin' a ball!" The witch doctor replies, "You're supposed to save that till the end!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'd be curious as to how a modern cannibal knows what whites or Japanese people taste like. Have any tourists gone missing? Or do they order it in frozen? Anyway, I'd have to think that if a citizen of Japan or any other nation was eaten in New Guinea, there'd be more than a little international flap over it. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'd be curious as to how a modern cannibal knows what whites or Japanese people taste like.Have any tourists gone missing? Or do they order it in frozen? Anyway, I'd have to think that if a citizen of Japan or any other nation was eaten in New Guinea, there'd be more than a little international flap over it. ~Bang Papua, New Guinea was a hotly contested piece of real estate during WWII. I'm sure if a Japanese or American servicemen had gone missing here and there on a Pacific island during WWII that it could easily go mostly unnoticed. :2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Think Imma go home and eat Rachel... Her like Coke tastes a little better on Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Any ladies who wanna test this theory, holla at me via PM :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Did they mention that Chinese fill you up, but soon after you want another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 So two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" :::Ba dump ching::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Papua, New Guinea was a hotly contested piece of real estate during WWII. I'm sure if a Japanese or American servicemen had gone missing here and there on a Pacific island during WWII that it could easily go mostly unnoticed. :2cents: Yeah, but WW2 ended 65 years ago. Maybe the older guys may remember the taste, but unless Stouffers is making frozen human entreés, I doubt anyone under 70 yrs old does. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 "Japanese people taste the best - whites are too salty!" China Post your favorite recipes zoony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Two anthropologists decide to go to New Guinea to study the inhabitants. soon they find themselves held hostage by a cannibal tribe. The chief decides that they will be eaten as the main course at dinner that evening. So the anthropologists are sitting in a huge pot of water and as it is lowered over top of the flames, one of them starts laughing uncontrollably. "whats so funny?" "I just peed in the soup!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 An extra pack of soy sauce, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 :laugh:Alright, be honest...who else thought this was about something else when reading the thread title? Everybody. I'm amazed the thread didn't go in that direction. Just when you think you've got this place figured out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 One of the few competitions that I'm happy to lose. Yeah last place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Africans taste just like fried chicken. Mexicans are too spicy. Eat Chinese and a half hour later you're hungry again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Everything tastes like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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