ClaytoAli Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 (edited) Over on the Strangerthanfictionzone, the belief that the couchboys will make it to the conference championship is starting to wane. Edited September 14 by ClaytoAli Link to post Share on other sites
Berggy9598 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 They let two players go in Malik Collins and Byron Jones that were a huge reason why they had such a good defense, and they lose Travis Frederick to retirement. They then replace all three with some nobodies, give Amari Cooper 100 million, and draft another receiver in the first round. Lo and behold, the Rams stroll up and down the field on a defense they have Mike Nolan coordinating for some reason. I love you Jerry Jones, no matter how bad things are in the world, you always find a way to make me happy. 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites
profusion Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 11 hours ago, Berggy9598 said: I love you Jerry Jones, no matter how bad things are in the world, you always find a way to make me happy. In retrospect, it's amazing that Jerry lucked into Jimmy Johnson and that whole early '90s Cowboys dynasty. If he hadn't been such an egotistical tool, it might have lasted years longer. Link to post Share on other sites
Number 44 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 4 hours ago, profusion said: In retrospect, it's amazing that Jerry lucked into Jimmy Johnson and that whole early '90s Cowboys dynasty. If he hadn't been such an egotistical tool, it might have lasted years longer. Weren't Jones and Johnson teammates in college? I'm thinking they played at Arkansas, but I'm not certain. Link to post Share on other sites
profusion Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 1 hour ago, Number 44 said: Weren't Jones and Johnson teammates in college? I'm thinking they played at Arkansas, but I'm not certain. Yes, I believe they were teammates at Arkansas. Link to post Share on other sites
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 The Cowboys are embarrassing themselves. Four fumbles in the first ten minutes of the game plus a botched fake punt. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_mikal Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 3 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: The Cowboys are embarrassing themselves. Four fumbles in the first ten minutes of the game plus a botched fake punt. Yes? Anything else you’d like to add? Link to post Share on other sites
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 5 minutes ago, dragon_mikal said: Yes? Anything else you’d like to add? No. I’ll shut up now Link to post Share on other sites
ClaytoAli Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 3 hours ago, dragon_mikal said: Yes? Anything else you’d like to add? Meh, how’s second place? Link to post Share on other sites
bh32 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 They still suck and should of lost yesterday..That Defense is horrific..lol Link to post Share on other sites
Berggy9598 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 19 hours ago, dragon_mikal said: Yes? Anything else you’d like to add? Malik Collins and Byron Jones to that order of Swiss cheese Mike Nolan will be serving up on a weekly basis. Link to post Share on other sites
SkinsFTW Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 On 9/20/2020 at 4:43 PM, dragon_mikal said: Yes? Anything else you’d like to add? Whenever your opponent has to do a series of moronic things in order for your team to win most people would just consider themselves lucky to have a win. This is the special charm of Cowturd fans and why December and January is always entertaining even though the Redskins always suck. Link to post Share on other sites
bh32 Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Why are a lot of Cowboys fans saying it's a rebuilding year for them? The way they were talking all they needed was a real coach and they would be Super Bowl bound.. Link to post Share on other sites
Csup Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Watching the Cowboys v Seahawks game. Even if Dallas loses this game they are head and shoulders better than Washington and should win the NFC East in a down year. Link to post Share on other sites
bh32 Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 1 hour ago, Csup said: Watching the Cowboys v Seahawks game. Even if Dallas loses this game they are head and shoulders better than Washington and should win the NFC East in a down year. So what? They still ain't winning a Super Bowl anytime soon..With the cap dropping next year they will struggle to even be able to keep Dak let alone adding or keeping their own players..They just restructured a bunch of players just to carry over money to put them under the cap next year.. Link to post Share on other sites
BatteredFanSyndrome Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 I just came here to post that Sinbad meme. Beat me to it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ntotoro Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 I AIN'T LYIN'!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Berggy9598 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 When you're the senile old goof that had to be told by his son to go sit down after banging on the table for Johnny Manziel, you probably shouldn't be making QB analogies on the radio. Link to post Share on other sites
Idaho fan Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 Just checking in to say ha ha and **** the cowboys Link to post Share on other sites
bh32 Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 The Cowboys fan melt down is hilarious..lol Link to post Share on other sites
SkinsFTW Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Shanahan + Haslett > Mccarthy + Nolan Dallas even has 2x the talent. Link to post Share on other sites
Momma There Goes That Man Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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