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      We’re still doing this?  Absolutely!  Despite all the compelling reasons to just let everyone go home and enjoy and extended offseason, this is not an option.  The games must be played, and therefore we the long-suffering fans will feel compelled to watch.  Even games no reasonable football fan would choose to watch like, for example, today’s Redskins Jets game.   

      Today’s convergence of sadness features the 30th ranked scoring offense (Jets 14.4 ppg) versus the 32nd (Redskins 12.0 ppg).  The first team to 15 wins!  With no playoff aspirations the compelling story lines for this game are largely limited to watching young players (hopefully) develop.  Dwayne Haskins gets his first home start and Derrius Guice is back from injury.   
       
      My, reasonable, goals for today’s game:  
      1- Score a touchdown 
      2- Score more than 17 points.   
      3- Haskins throws for 200 yards or more with no interceptions  
      4- Guice runs the ball at least 10 times and finishes at 3.5 yards per carry and healthy.  
       
      Hoping for a win at this point feels like setting myself up for disappointment, so I’m happy to settle for an entertaining loss.  
       
      Special thanks to @pez for some excellent Guinness beef stew.  If you absolutely have to stand in a frozen parking lot at 9am, the best place to do it is at the Extremeskins Tailgate with Pez and @Huly.  Great fans, great people. 
       
      The Redskins have declared for the following players as inactive: 
      Paul Richardson  
      Colt McCoy 
      Deshazor Everett 
      Chris Thompson  
      Ross Pierschbacher 
      Vernon Davis  
      Tim Settle  
       
      The Jets declared the following players as inactive  
      Nate Hairston  
      Darryl Roberts  
      Paul Worrilow 
      Matthias Farley  
      CJ Mosley  
      Jordan Willis  
      Leo Koloamatangi 
       
      1st Quarter - Redskins 0 - 6 Jets
      If you wanted to sit in the cold and watch a football game with some Jets fans at FedEx, but were worried that there were not enough seats available, I have good news.  There’s plenty of space available, so come on down and prove you’re a real fan by sitting though this in person.
       
      Jets dominated the 1st quarter even though they only scored 6 points.  The reason being that Washington managed only 13 yards of offense and a single first down.  
       
      Question: Is it still a check down pass if the QB never looks at anyone else?
       
      2nd Quarter - Redskins 3 - 20 Jets
      The Jets have achieved an insurmountable 13 point lead early in the 2nd quarter.  All hope is lost.

      Is there a more perfect example of the Redskins offense than their first scoring drive in the 2nd quarter?  Interception gives the Redskins the ball on the Jets 16 yard line.  They proceed to march 10 yards backwards before kicking a field goal from the Jets 26.  It's perfect.  Two or three more field goals we can call it a day. 

      The Jets score again and if feels like they are are just piling on at this point.  Three touchdowns in the first half for them, just three points for the redskins.  Our streak of no touchdowns has now extended to 15 quarters. 
       
      3rd Quarter - Redskins 3 - 20 Jets
      There is a spider slowly descending from the ceiling in the press box and it's the most interesting thing that's happened during the third quarter of this game. 
       
      I have decided to allow the spider to live, provided it does not touch me.  I'm off to get some more caffeine. 

      4th Quarter - Redskins 17 - 34 Jets
      The first wave of Redskins fans, the few that are here, started streaming towards the exits after that 4th Jets touchdown.  As if the Jets didn't have this game wrapped up in the 2nd quarter. 
       
      Jet have now more than doubled their average points per game and have matched their season high of 34 points (and they missed two field goals in this game). 
       
      TOUCHDOWN REDSKINS!  THE DROUGHT IT OVER!  Guice took a short pass from Haskins  all the way to the house.  2 point conversion is successful on a pass from Haskins to Quinn. 
       
      The Redskins score another touchdown!  This feels like an embarrassment of riches, even if we are still certain to lose this game. 
       
      End of Game.
       
      Let's review those reasonable goals I mentioned earlier:
       
      1- Success.
      2- Close enough, I'm counting it
      3- Haskins did throw for over 200, but unfortunately did have an interception. 
      4- Guice was not given the opportunity to run the ball ten times today.  He did however score on a 45 yard TD pass and finish the game healthy.  I'll take it.
       
      Even though the Redskins lost, it was good to see the offense show some faint signs of life and end the streak of games without a TD.  The team looked competitive for much of the second half, and perhaps they could have made this a fun game if they carried that same energy throughout.  It was good to see Guice and Mclaurin show out today.  I think both of them have a future with this team that I look forward to seeing. 

       
       

       
       
       
       
       
Big Weirdo

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Seriously, **** the God damn Cowboys. I'm sick of all these bull**** threads coming at me saying I should bow down before the ****boys and their "greatness". Kiss my ass. Every single Cowboy fan in this forum. And yes, I am serious. Sort of.

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Agreed. Skins fans might be delusional, but ****boys fans are right there with them, if not more so. And honestly, my experience, most ****boys fans are stupid as ****. Lick my **** cowboy fans.

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Yes, thats great and all but the more you say they are a bunch of *******s, the more they will say you are just jealous becasue you are not them and smile/laugh to themselves, assured of their superiority as people and completely unaware that you are correct about the majority of them.

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Yes, thats great and all but the more you say they are a bunch of *******s, the more they will say you are just jealous becasue you are not them and smile/laugh to themselves, assured of their superiority as people and completely unaware that you are correct about the majority of them.

Thats there way of justfying themselves as bandwagon fans. It's really weird.

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What Are You Trying To Get Banned????!!?!!!???!!!!!

for what? honesty?

:silly:

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What Are You Trying To Get Banned????!!?!!!???!!!!!

No but I am speaking my mind. There are 10 million Cowboy threads a week and it sucks. I'd like to read a Seahawk or Viking thread every now and then. No one cares about Romo except Cowboy and really odd Redskin fans. I haven't cared about the guy since he choked in Seattle.

Remember when Dawk picked him off on XMAS? HAHAHHAHA

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for what? honesty?

:silly:

Thank you bubba. If I get banned, fine. I'm sick of this Cowboy bull****. It was more fun when we all talked ****. I guess Romo created so much controversy thats all we think about it. IT SUCKS.

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Well instead of making a F*** Dallas post, maybe you should make a Vikings or Seahawks thread like you said. This only will draw more attention to the Pukes....and even worse, someone might complain about it.

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Well instead of making a F*** Dallas post, maybe you should make a Vikings or Seahawks thread like you said. This only will draw more attention to the Pukes....and even worse, someone might complain about it.

I hope all Cowboy fans see this. So they can understand my vitriol for them. Why are you hatin' on me N5? Come on. Back me up! You know you hate them too!! I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!!

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Thank you bubba. If I get banned, fine. I'm sick of this Cowboy bull****. It was more fun when we all talked ****. I guess Romo created so much controversy thats all we think about it. IT SUCKS.

I agree...I find it hard to get into a thread that is 18 pages of Redskins and Cowboys fans telling each other why their teams suck.

I think we should add some variety.

Here goes:

The Eagles suck and McNabb was hurt and they drafted a QB and they didn't re-sign Garcia and they are stupid idiot ugly stupids and their time at the top is over and the defense is aging...or it's too young and Andy Reid is fat, Lurie is cheap, the city of Philadelphia is cursed to never win a major championship for the next 500 years, and their fans are all jerks!

Wow what a breath of fresh air... :(

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Well instead of making a F*** Dallas post, maybe you should make a Vikings or Seahawks thread like you said. This only will draw more attention to the Pukes....and even worse, someone might complain about it.

unless he attacks a person, yell at the team / fans in general is alright, with in reason

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Furthermore the Giants lost Tiki Barber, Tom Coughlin coaches games with a confused look on his face as if he misplaces his glasses and can't tell whats going on out there, Jeremy Shockey is a big moronic cave man who says and does dumb things as well as stirrs up the locker room, Plaxico is lazy, the offensive line is going to suck, their linebackers other than Pierce suck, their secondary is crap, Eli Manning is a homosexual drunkard who can't throw the football 10 yards, Strahan is also gay and has bad teeth, Mara rapes children, etc. [iNSERT INTERESTING, CHERRY PICKED STATISTICAL BACKING HERE]

Wow I feel like I am saying fresh things that nobody has been able to see with all these Cowboys threads!

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I see no problem at all with this thread. It's actually like a breath of fresh air with all of the stank blowing in from Dogpatch/God's Country...

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I hope all Cowboy fans see this. So they can understand my vitriol for them. Why are you hatin' on me N5? Come on. Back me up! You know you hate them too!! I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!!

I'm with you....but to an extent. The way I see it, it's not hatin', I was reminded by Dock that our good friend, WB is banned because of his mouth. I don't want the same to happen to you lil bro......

And I don't like the team, but I don't hate them, that's a strong word....like I don't like my ex wife's boyfriend, but I hate my ex wife......see what I mean?

Anyways, I gotcha back, but when you steer the wrong path, know that someone is there to set you straight on the road...... :2cents:

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I was reminded by Dock that our good friend, WB is banned because of his mouth.
Is that where he has been. That mouth does get him trouble around here now doesn't it! How long was it this time?

N5, nice job trying to keep the peace!:cheers:

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I'm with you....but to an extent. The way I see it, it's not hatin', I was reminded by Dock that our good friend, WB is banned because of his mouth.

Stop.

When I gave WB his break, it was publicly noted as to why.

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3878958&postcount=187

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3878965#post3878965

Who_Del is perfectly fine & within the Forum Rules with this thread.

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I have a foul mouth. I'm sorry for that. But I'm so sick of the Cowboys and their fans. I seriously hope they are the worst team in the NFC EAST this season. I can't stand it anymore. I want them dead in the water. 2-14 is what I really want. 1-15 would make me **** myself.

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Romo is a homo.

Not that theres anything wrong with that..

There is nothing wrong with that. It might turn some Cowboy fans on. But like you said... NOTHING wrong with that.

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