LadySkinsFan Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 When I had my four cats, before Dancer, they slept on my king bed. I like to sleep with the door closed, and they would want in or out all through the night, not at the same time. I finally threw them all out of my room, they had the rest of the house. Dancer has her own "room" in my room with her own bed. A very workable solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 My wife once had a cat just like that. Bit me (and everyone else) for the first few months we were dating, but eventually settled down. Then we got a house, and she bought a pug. When it became obvious the pug needed a playmate, I suggested adopting a greyhound. She absolutely refused, insisting that greyhounds kill cats. Then one day she was at a pet store and fell in love with a black lab puppy. Didn't even ask me (which has been the rule rather than the exception when it comes to her getting new pets) - I just came home from work to find a new dog in the house. He must have had some Great Dane in him, because he grew to be a slender 90 lbs. And one day when two of her cats managed to slip outside...he killed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 hours ago, TryTheBeal! said: I will be in Raleigh next Sunday for the Morning Jacket show! Hmm, wouldn't it be fun to go and take pics of you then create a thread about stalking ES members? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Sounds like you needed to go shotgun shopping too, Tazinski. God damn ****ing cats. Known my best friend's cat it since I was like 3, the cat knew me and I used to pet it all the time. I was probably 7 at the time when I randomly went to pet her. She two-pieced my hand with her claws (bleeding on both sides of my hand) and then she bit my arm, also bled. I cried and went home. I've hated cats and been terrified of them ever since. The little ****s are not to be trusted. **** 'em all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, youngchew said: The little ****s are not to be trusted. **** 'em all. Same applies to women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, daveakl said: Hmm, wouldn't it be fun to go and take pics of you then create a thread about stalking ES members? Uhhhh, sure Dave. That sounds like a really great idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 minute ago, daveakl said: Same applies to women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Woohoo! Two of my paintings got accepted into a juried exhibition. Someone else is actually gonna see something I've done in person. Edit: Make that 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I hereby denounce all of you cat haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Recognize... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Ugh....cute. If you guys can guarantee those felines won't kill me in my sleep, I could snuggle with 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Despite the fact that they worship Satan and often use their kitty litter to construct an altar to Baal, I don't really hate cats. I just don't love them the way I love my dogs. My dogs are my children. My stepcats are like my neighbor's children - I'm nice to them but don't ever want to have to take care of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Warhead36 said: Thinking of buying a house soon, but I just started dating a girl so I might wait. Things are going well, she could be the one, so maybe I'll wait and see maybe we'll move in together, eventually buy a house together, etc. never wait. Buy the house now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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daveakl Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 sweet skull zipper @skinsmarydu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 34 minutes ago, Riggo-toni said: My wife once had a cat just like that. Bit me (and everyone else) for the first few months we were dating, but eventually settled down. Then we got a house, and she bought a pug. When it became obvious the pug needed a playmate, I suggested adopting a greyhound. She absolutely refused, insisting that greyhounds kill cats. Then one day she was at a pet store and fell in love with a black lab puppy. Didn't even ask me (which has been the rule rather than the exception when it comes to her getting new pets) - I just came home from work to find a new dog in the house. He must have had some Great Dane in him, because he grew to be a slender 90 lbs. And one day when two of her cats managed to slip outside...he killed them. That's crazy man. Yeah, he was cool with me from day one when we got him. Even when I'd stay over at her apartment, granted, I'd usually leave him outside her bedroom and close the door. Since her roommate had a cat too and their litter box was in another room, he would play with the other cat and never really get pissy with anyone. Until we moved, then his protectiveness of my wife along with his jealously came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 That cat has a look in its eye's like how a cartel boss would look at them if a random dude took their picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 34 minutes ago, youngchew said: Sounds like you needed to go shotgun shopping too, Tazinski. God damn ****ing cats. Known my best friend's cat it since I was like 3, the cat knew me and I used to pet it all the time. I was probably 7 at the time when I randomly went to pet her. She two-pieced my hand with her claws (bleeding on both sides of my hand) and then she bit my arm, also bled. I cried and went home. I've hated cats and been terrified of them ever since. The little ****s are not to be trusted. **** 'em all. LOL, I've got some shotguns and rifles. Cats are cool, though, like dogs or any other animal, one bad experience can traumatize a child. Tazette got snapped at and chased by a medium sized dog at the park once and she had a slight fear of any dog for a while. I remember one time her freaking out over some extremely small dog just with a high pitched bark. I looked at her and said, "Look at the dog, it's tiny, even if it bit you it wouldn't hurt. Plus, you could kick a FG with it." She's grown out of it for the most part now. Wants a dog...........which ain't happening until she can keep her room spotless. Last thing I need is getting a puppy and have it choke to death on one of the gazillion lego pieces on her floor. Which is also a nightmare for parents when walking into her room. Nothing like stepping on a piece of lego barefoot or just with socks on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Mr. Sinister said: That cat has a look in its eye's like how a cartel boss would look at them if a random dude took their picture Gameface, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: Recognize... Looks like our late cat, Nemesis (called her Nemi). Solid black, short haired, yellow eyes. She died on Christmas Eve in 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working from the moment you wake up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Today's entry from my company provided motivational desk calendar...seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: Gameface, bro. Looks more like "You're gonna wanna hand that over, or I'll be paying your family a visit" face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Just house/cat sit for my buddy while he went on his honeymoon cruise... There is no bigger asshole in the world than the common house cat. **** em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Cats are OG's. They don't give a damn about your feelings. Love em to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 People be like "cats like their space". I'm like "****, me, too. High five." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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