Kosher Ham Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Bought my wife a new phone two days ago. It is worth it gentlemen. She will sit there for days trying to figure out how to work everything. I really hope it gets here on Monday. Not in stores until the 10th. Is that rude ? I am just kidding about the worth it part. She is looking up cases for it and such. Driving me bonkers, but it's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 As I was sitting watching 12 Monkeys (series), I looked across the room and observed my wife laying on the sectional, with her Coke Zero on the ottoman (one that has storage/top flips for a trey) out of reach. She had a blanket over her, work laptop on her lap, etc. But watching her squirm, move like a turtle/roach on it's back trying to get the ottoman closer for the prize (Coke Zero), made me pause my show and laugh at the multiple failed attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 My lady will twist and turn randomly. I try to switch it up by stealing her side of the bed. Drives her bonkers. haha. I am exhausted man. Went to see the Globetrotters event at UNCC...then her Aunt came by to visit. Talk, and talk, and talk. I wanted to escape, but it was not happening. Now I am thinking about how early I am getting up tomorrow to take my lady for breakfast. Jeepers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 My lady will twist and turn randomly. I try to switch it up by stealing her side of the bed. Drives her bonkers. haha. I am exhausted man. Went to see the Globetrotters event at UNCC...then her Aunt came by to visit. Talk, and talk, and talk. I wanted to escape, but it was not happening. Now I am thinking about how early I am getting up tomorrow to take my lady for breakfast. Jeepers. Breakfast talk, now I want some eggs, hash browns, sausage, biscuits and gravy lol Wife and Tazette are going back home tomorrow to visit her mom and sister, so I won't get that deal. Might run to the coffee shop and get a everything bagel with bacon egg and cheese and a cafe mocha If I wake up early enough. Off until next Thursday, gonna enjoy life broski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Taking her to Amelies again. I got to hit the bricks though, I can barely form a sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Taking her to Amelies again. I got to hit the bricks though, I can barely form a sentence. same here dawg, tired as ****. Amelies in NoDa? That's a semi-haul. Hats off to you Kosh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I am about to toss my tennent out. Stupid sloppy pretty young girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 How many gallons does the human ankle have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Man, I'm watching this **** "Into the Storm". This movie is lame as ****. It's like the weakest bull**** version of Twister ever made. If you're like this movie you are dumb as ****. And tell me so i can tear you like **** forever. Ever. I'll make you cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Bought my wife a new phone two days ago. It is worth it gentlemen. She will sit there for days trying to figure out how to work everything. I really hope it gets here on Monday. Not in stores until the 10th. Is that rude ? I am just kidding about the worth it part. She is looking up cases for it and such. Driving me bonkers, but it's cute. What kind of phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I guess that was just a nap. The new M9. Should be here on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 same here dawg, tired as ****. Amelies in NoDa? That's a semi-haul. Hats off to you Kosh! Yep. It's worth it to see her eyes light up looking at the pastries. I am taking my ass back to bed. Hunger most have woke me up. Ate an Ice cream sandwich...eyes feeling heavy again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Man, I'm watching this **** "Into the Storm". This movie is lame as ****. Haha, dang. Just recorded it too, was gonna watch it tomorrow lol. Still have A Million Ways To Die In the West to watch too from HBO last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Wait for the m9+? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportjunkie07 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 One time I got tired of waiting in a Verizon store and set all of the phone's alarms to go off simultaneously. It was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Lol good one. I was watching an episode of independent lens and all I can think is I hate the mother for cheating and for being too much of a coward. The dad deserved so much better. I think the chick who made the documentary went to soft on her mother. http://video.pbs.org/video/2365437841/ Link if anyone wants to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Breakfast talk, now I want some eggs, hash browns, sausage, biscuits and gravy lol Wife and Tazette are going back home tomorrow to visit her mom and sister, so I won't get that deal. Might run to the coffee shop and get a everything bagel with bacon egg and cheese and a cafe mocha If I wake up early enough. Off until next Thursday, gonna enjoy life broski That sounds like an IHOP run to me, LOL...probably no mocha, but the nice lady who would normally wait on us here would say, "I bring chocolate syrup!"...she's awesome. Enjoy your week off, you deserve it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 imagine how expensive a football jersey must be then He was just trying to show off his maths skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 1985 was 30 yrs ago, I'm going back to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Wait for the m9+? I hate those gigantic phones. I know my wife has no interest in that anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Man, I'm watching this **** "Into the Storm". This movie is lame as ****. It's like the weakest bull**** version of Twister ever made. If you're like this movie you are dumb as ****. And tell me so i can tear you like **** forever. Ever. I'll make you cry. I was laughing throughout the entire movie. It took just one glimpse of that flaming tornado in the tv previews for me to realize that it would suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Lol good one. I was watching an episode of independent lens and all I can think is I hate the mother for cheating and for being too much of a coward. The dad deserved so much better. I think the chick who made the documentary went to soft on her mother. http://video.pbs.org/video/2365437841/ Link if anyone wants to watch. Thanks, I'm watching it now. I agree with you about disliking the mother. How do you go two decades hiding a lie from your daughter and then have the audacity to say,"I couldn't get away from her, she just wouldn't let it go" when the girl came back from college? The lack of accountability is pathetic. I haven't finished it, about half way through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Man I was drunk last night. Thank god for NSAIDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Sundance channel is now HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Sundance channel is now HD yeah, I hate channels that are not in HD that have good movies/shows on them that I watch. Cloo is another one and Chill (think that's the name of it). It's 2015, every channel should have an HD feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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