CrypticVillain Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Dang, man. Is there any shot you can get her back? Or is it for sure over? And it's sickening how good of a person you are lol lol, I'm not good man. But yeah, I guess I could have worded the opening better. I am trying to talk to this new girl. She real cool. I'm dreaming about my ex. She's cool too. But that series is done. No reunion, no spin-offs, no re-boots. It's ova lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 MLS, Never go back. Is this new lady why you were asking me about that Gum thing ? Shortened version, When you first start talking to a lady before you think you are serious and before you have sex. Ask her to pick you up with something simple like a pack of gum (you conveniently won't have time) . Something cheap. Something she really won't have to out of her way for, make it easy. Tell her that you will give her the money when you guys see each other, and thank her. When you see her; If she doesn't have it - Cut bait. She forgot - Cut bait. She actually accepts the $2 bucks for a pack of gum - Cut bait. You don't have to be rude to her or anything, just don't be too accessible. Friend Zone that ass. It will tell you a lot about where her mindset is, her attention to detail, not to mention financially if she is not willing to invest 2 bucks into your relationship...I know I don't want her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 lol You got me over here dying man. That's brilliant. That being said, I think she might have already passed a pseudo-gum test. I told you already, she brought me a birthday present. Not just any birthday present, but a notepad and pens because I told her it's easier for me to write than it is to talk to people. If that doesn't prove where her mindset is, attention to detail, and financial state, I don't know what will lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Kosher....you're a funny dude looooool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 That's cool man...but you have to ask for something. Sometimes people feel obligated to buy a birthday present for someone when they first start dating. I didn't buy my wife a x-mas gift when we first started dating. We had only started dating in October that year. By the time Valentine's day came around of course she got a few things, next up was her birthday. And so on. Kosher....you're a funny dude looooool I'm dead serious. Dated some awesome girls by eliminating crazy, lazy, stupid, or inconsiderate ones from jump. My Moco impression: Yo Ima tellin ya, I been handlin it dat way 4 decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Love your breakdown, Kosh. Bruh, I met my wife while I was in the military. I was SO used to banging corny country chicks with big shrimp and grits booties, I didn't know how to act when I first met my wife. First date was awkward as hell cuz I forgot how to treat a woman I actually respected lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Usher getting his Moco on: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Yeah man, if you don't feel they deserve respect you really do start acting like a pimp and being dismissive of pretty much anything they say or do. I always said, that I don't care if she has a job if she is getting an education. I always said, I want a partner not a liability or someone to check off on my taxes as a child. I still hold true to that stuff these days. When you respect them...you can build trust, from there anything is possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 When you respect them...you can build trust, from there anything is possible. Man...yeah lol. Shoutout to my wife, who got me a $50 gift card to the marijuana store last week lol. Not to brag, but she has a computer science bachelors and a project manager masters degree. Why she was okay with settling down with a regular guy like me, I'll never know. All I can do is give her this little D that I've got and hang on for dear life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 A lot of times we tell people that we don't do Valentine's big. We spoil each other enough throughout the year. She calls me up the other day..."Babe, you want some Popeye's ? ", well "Hell yeah". haha. I'll pick up some chocolates or something else stupid that she may need or want that she completely forgets about. I just love that we can talk about absolutely anything and whether she is interested or not she pays attention...most of the time, to let me get my point across. Congrats on the wife man, we are two lucky dudes. One of my many rules. Never date a girl that can't laugh at herself or take a joke when someone teases her. No sense of humor when it is only mildly personal, means no self-esteem or confidence. I like a ride or die type. No, that does not mean ratchet or ignorant. Just a down type of personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Kosher, your chewing gum test reminds me of Sonny's door unlocking test from A Bronx Tale. A simple, yet relationship-deciding test. My ex was a hot little firecracker, I don't regret being with her, but it went on way too long. Like I've said before, her BJ's, and my knack for gettin her off, singlehandedly kept us together. I know her new BF smiles like the Viagra guy after she gives him the dome. But she is a piece-of-work. She's been wanting to come over and mess around. Gives you an idea of what she's like. Sketchy as hell, among other things that I find negative. If she ever did the chewing gum test, she'd complain right away about the money while we were on the phone, frisbee-toss the gum on the table when she'd get home, ignore me when I said thank you, then would bust out with, "That ****s only a dollar but I'm not rich babe, and you saved gas by not having to go out and get it, that's gas money too." Completely irrational, penny chasing jew. I was young when I chose her. Chose her out of plenty of women. One of 'em the girl we talked about a couple pages ago. Why? She was a firecracker. Still turns me on in a snap. It is admittedly difficult to deny her wanting to come scew around, but we both reach an agreement any time we're discussing hanging out that it's just not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Not to brag, but she has a computer science bachelors and a project manager masters degree. Why she was okay with settling down with a regular guy like me, I'll never know. All I can do is give her this little D that I've got and hang on for dear life Once again, my man! Similarly, I outkicked the coverage as well. My wife has a masters and her stuff together too. Sometimes, you just gotta' thank the man upstairs for the assist. When you find the right gal, it makes you appreciate her, compared to the rif-raff we ran through, haha. Never date a girl that can't laugh at herself or take a joke when someone teases her. No sense of humor when it is only mildly personal, means no self-esteem or confidence. SO TRUE. If you can't laugh at yourself and bust eachother's chops, what's the point? Good sense of humor and the ability to go back-and-forth goes a long way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Yep, I would have even had to cut her off as a side piece. I had one of those back in the day that was so awesome, yet so incredibly damaged from her previous relationships. The craziest part about her was that she would actually act like we were in a relationship. You have to be stern in the let-down phase with the crazy ones. Then stop talking to them completely. Don't communicate through mutual friends. Don't respond at all to anything. Crazy ones will tell you they have family **** that just popped up and need your support, money stuff, friend problems, hell even current boyfriend problems. Screw that noise. Shut her down. I left my crazy one when I told her I was so pissed at a stupid lie that I felt like smacking her. She stated, " You probably should, I deserve it". What in the hell ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 So much win in here....damn! I love ES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Count me in as one of the lucky ones fellas... I'm with y'all 100%. Lol since I guess I'm kinda the n00b for the RTT I'll open up to the club a little bit... I've always been what people would classify as "The Nice Guy". I'd say it's pretty true. I care about other folks to a fault. It never helped me very much in the significant other department. Until my early 20s I had never had a relationship longer than about a month and a half. Hell, I didn't even trade in the Vcard until I was 21. I was always friendzoned, and considered "too nice". ****** around and played that "shoulder to cry on" card all the time and came out with nothing but long phone calls and blue balls. Over the years though, I watched my friends, friends friends, and all the other relationships come and go around me. I learned what they did right and wrong. Most importantly I learned what I was doing right and wrong. I think I learned the most in that department when I was in college in FL chasing a girl back home in VA.....yeah...I know. Needless to say I got tugged along for a good long while until it came time to graduate and come back home. I thought I was straight up head over heels for the girl y'all. I sent that ***** teddy bears, cards, gifts, flowers, the whole nine all the time. We were on the phone every night. I answered that phone EVERY time and I was there ANY time she needed me. When even her friends told me if I didn't cut that **** out I'd lose her, in my own BLIND AS **** state I told them they were wrong and kept on. She only gave enough to keep me on the string, and there I stayed. Fast forward to my last Winter break home from school. I go to a friend's party for her bday. I meet this girl. I had always heard about her since the birthday girl and her were best friends and I was good friends with her too. We talked, we drank, we partied and all was great. Then I go back to FL. During this time I was trying real hard to man up and get off the hook. Girl knew she still had me hanging on though and kept on calling. I kept on answering. But I couldn't help but wonder about the chick I met at the party. Graduation time comes, I finish my second degree program and pack up and move back to Va. During the first two months of being back I was still occasionally hearing from the first girl but as usual since I was on the hook she wasn't trying. Finally starting to realize this I start searching online for the chick from the party. I had no idea, but she was doing the same thing. We found each other. Night after night we talked until 4am at the earliest. Never missed a beat. Never ran out of topics. Eventually she tells me she's feelin me. We go on a couple dates, start staying over at each others places and things are awesome. Soon, the first girl catches wind of what's happening. NOOOWWW she realizes that she's always loved me. And that "she just couldn't be with me while I was in FL". I was supposed to just come back home and sweep her off her feet. She's calling me all the time. She's continuously hinting and sometimes flat out saying that we should be together. I wasn't sure what to do. Here was the girl I had been utterly helplessly in love with for the past year and a half. It was supposed to be the dream come true. Fellas....I knew better. I stayed strong and brushed it off the best I could. I started going on more and more dates with the girl from the party and eventually asked her to be with me and she accepted. We've been together ever since. No breakups, no problems, we have spats and quibbles here and there of course. But in 6 years we've never faltered. We've been living together now for the past three years and every night is like having a sleepover with my best friend. I couldn't be happier. We're set to be married in September and I regret absolutely nothing. Boys, I've met my soulmate. Just like y'all, I'm one lucky ****ing dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 If your girl is your best friend, you've hit the home run. I found mine 15 years ago and we've been married almost 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 So, we were supposed to hire Barry as DC? Now we haven't due to "fan reaction" per TK? If I read his post correctly. So, does that mean it's still open for grabs? I don't mind it if it means we end up with Fangio at DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Plaetued on my bench. I don't wanna gain more weight, but I wanna get stronger. I'm not looking to be the Hulk at my age. I do less weight and more reps. I do 3 sets of ten with most of my weight work. I'm looking for more muscle tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I had a crazy side chick that somehow stuck around for entirely too long. My ex was awesome but freaked out when I applied for PhD programs on the west coast even though I ended up staying in school in DC. Her response, pack everything and take a job in Texas. I start dating a few months later and she's sending messages about how she misses me and what a mistake it was. Luckily I met my best friend a few months later. Something incredible about a smart, independent girl at the top of her game. Girl makes twice my salary with half my education. Better yet, she doesn't want kids and is agnostic. The kids part was huge for me because I never want to have children. Couldn't have been luckier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 If your girl is your best friend, you've hit the home run. I found mine 15 years ago and we've been married almost 10. My man! She loves shoes, we buy FOAMPOSITES together lol. She hates when I don't pay her any attention during foo, but makes me watch HGTV. The balance is LOVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Appraisal came in less than I hoped. Only have about 15% ownership instead of the 20% needed to get rid of PMI. Bummer. Mortgage lender still working on stuff for me. What stuff, I have no clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I hate to have to do this. We cut slack in this thread, even beyond the normal tailgate slack, and it's been abused a lot. I don't want to have to change that. But the reports we got on this: Completely irrational, penny chasing jew Are you feeling me? You need to show more ability to remember our rules still apply to every post in here and that the slack is a gift, not a "right." This is a special hangout, but you are not in your living room with your buds as much as we like to have that atmosphere---you know me. This is still an open thread in a public forum. So help us out. I love the poster, but that has nothing to do with anything. It will always be a ban for this sort of thing here (usually substantial to permanent) when anyone does it, in fairness to others who are penalized for the same. I'm (amazingly) having fun posting in the stadium today and I hate start out my tailgate morning with this kind of deal cuz I love this thread/place even I just mainly read. You guys need to do a better job in here, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Appraisal came in less than I hoped. Only have about 15% ownership instead of the 20% needed to get rid of PMI. Bummer. Mortgage lender still working on stuff for me. What stuff, I have no clue. Can you not take out a 2nd loan for the difference to avoid PMI? It's been awhile, but when we first bought we only had enough for 10% down, and was able to take out 2 loans. One for 80% and the other for the remaining 10%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Can you not take out a 2nd loan for the difference to avoid PMI? It's been awhile, but when we first bought we only had enough for 10% down, and was able to take out 2 loans. One for 80% and the other for the remaining 10%. I think they did away with that after the bubble burst. I could probably put cash down to cover the difference but that defeats the purpose of the no cash refinance. Especially considering the fact that we probably won't be in this house but for another 3 years at most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Yeah guys, let's cool it with some of the explicit stuff. I'd hate to see any of you banned or the thread closed. We need to tone it down a couple of notches. There's some good people in here. Let's think before we hit the send button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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