Mr. Sinister Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Its not like Im just walking up to random people and asking them. I mean I sorta know the people as like acquaintances from being in my classes or living in my building and seeing them and talking to them here and there and then they say yes they will hang out and then they cancell on me It has to be their ugly friends saying omg you;re going to get raped or something damn **** blockers The only reason they are saying yes must be that they are afraid of me When are you ever going to be proactive and learn why you have trouble with certain things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 What if your fwb buys you stuff all the time? As long as she and you understand that rule...but it very, very rarely ever works out that way. One of you will catch feelings, and will cut off the benefit...drama ensues. My prayers are with you Cuz if you come with some silly ****, I (we) are gonna cook your ass lol Like Scorpion would say..."Toasteeeeeeey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 When are you ever going to be proactive and learn why you have trouble with certain things? I tried brother. I tried. He is a chaser it doesn't work that way. You have to be at least kind of cool about it. This bamma is sweating these chicks, girls need their own time too. Hell, my wife goes out every single weekend shopping...Thank You, me time. I just got home from shooting pool with this guy I have known for over a decade. Wife went out to dinner with her family. Sounds good to me, she gets home, I get kisses and now she is just chillaxin' on her laptop, while I sit here shooting the **** with you guys. At some point we will watch a show or "workout" or both. It's a wonderful thing. I made a rule (one of many) when we first started dating; Don't try to change me. I am going to be me forever, you don't want me or need me...speed on before you get peed on. I am going to watch my sports, I am going to play poker with the boys, go to games with the boys, hang out sometimes with my friends. A needy woman has no life of her own and same goes for a needy man. I have no interested in that. My wife doesn't need for anything. She is spoiled rotten, so she is worth spoiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Its just that I don't understand why you are agreeing to plans with me and then cancelling. It would be much better to say "No" or "Something came up lets so lets plan for X day" instead of "Something came up" and then never respond to me ever again. Like It's just that they are saying "Yes lets go out" and then never speaking to me again. Thats the frustrating thing because I could be trying to make other plans. But when something gets cancelled 15 minutes before you are suppose to go out its already too late to make other plans so the whole night is kind of shot I know I come off as very desperate but I am desperate been here a year and I've only gone out 4 times. I feel awkward going out by myself so I like to go out and do things with other people. I really wish I had some roommates at least I might have people to tag along with until I make my own friends.. I know I have my faults and I know I come off as pushy or desperate sometimes its just that I getting anxious of sitting inside all day. I know that the simple fix would just be go out by yourself but I;ve done that before the whole time I just wanted to look down at my phone and I dont want to be looking at my phone in social situations so when I go with other people I have people to talk to instead of looking at my phone all the time. You might say just bring a phone but then Ill just be staring at the floor or something weird idk. I hope I get roommates soon. I feel life would be much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 1.) You did something that made them think twice about going out with you 2.) You kept lighting their phone up every five minutes, and they just decided that you are a hopeless case 3.) They probably said whatever they thought you wanted to hear, in order to end whatever conversation you may have pushed onto them, or took in a weird direction 4.) They are evil 5.) They never said anything. You imagined all of this, and need medication. Probably one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Its just that I don't understand why you are agreeing to plans with me and then cancelling. It would be much better to say "No" or "Something came up lets so lets plan for X day" instead of "Something came up" and then never respond to me ever again. Like It's just that they are saying "Yes lets go out" and then never speaking to me again. Thats the frustrating thing because I could be trying to make other plans. But when something gets cancelled 15 minutes before you are suppose to go out its already too late to make other plans so the whole night is kind of shot I just viewed this because I know I just made a comment about you. Anyway. Stop asking...it has to be natural not forced. They are only probably agreeing so that you stop pressuring them. The girl that keeps doing it is playing you...you are her **** on the side. Just in case other plans come up...or if she is bored. Chumps don't keep girls unless their pockets are overflowing. Don't be a chump even with fat pockets. I can't remember the song where the rapper says, "Being broke is childish and I'm quite grown". You can not continue to allow people to take advantage of you, it's completely irresponsible, and self depreciating. It does not matter if it's your friends, women, bosses, teachers, parents, family...Nobody. I'll give everyone a little rope and then...Boom, the hammer drops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Thanks Kosh appreciate it. I'll stop trying to force plans with the girls and let it just happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Dont light their phones up either. Give them the illusion that you are clearing a space on your big ass calendar just for them... even if you stare into interstellar space all day It lets them know that your time is valuable to you, and that you dont **** around. That way you dont open yourself up to manipulation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Thanks Kosh appreciate it. I'll stop trying to force plans with the girls and let it just happen No problem man. I told you before that fake bravado is transparent. Women and men all see straight through it. You know people could describe me as a chameleon. I can fit into any situation really. But yo, you ain't no mother****in' Eminem or Paul Wall. You can't live that life. Better off understanding who the real you is first before you go out trying to emulate a culture of who you want to be. If you want to go full rap star persona...you better go out and get grimy so you don't look like a fool trying to pull it off. Look, I think you are a good kid, I just think you need to know who you are and present it better. I got buddies on the grind, buddies in all types of legit businesses and professions too. Not just blowhard fools that are wannabes. Had a friend a few years back that thought he was a hustler...'please...selling nicks and dimes ? You are just a runner or a block boy when I came up. If you are going to commit to that lifestyle at least go all out balls deep. Otherwise you are a poseur. Hell, my **** is legit and I'm stackin' more and workin' less'. Hurt his feelings...hopefully you get the point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 My friend was good at that or the girls he was with were just stupid. Ill never forgot we were in the car and he had me pick up his girl at the time and she asked why we were late and well he was a sleeze bag so he was with another girl but he said "We were at the Kentucky Derby" and it was December. She got mad that we didnt take her to the Kentucky Derby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Dont light their phones up either. Give them the illusion that you are clearing a space on your big ass calendar just for them... even if you stare into interstellar space all day It lets them know that your time is valuable to you, and that you dont **** around. That way you dont open yourself up to manipulation Exactly, the more available you are the more desperate you appear. Hell, I would go shoot hoops, or to a casino sometimes. For the ones that I had no long term commitment interest in. Smash and dash type of women. I just don't want him to think that is for every woman. A lot of women do indeed have their own stuff going on. That is where a compromise comes in and you make plans. No need to talk every day before the plans...Just a confirmation call the day before. Me personally I hate texting on my phone. But I do understand that sometimes it works that way. Don't send pictures early on, It's corny and lame. You barely know this chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 My honest to god persona is trying to dress up like a GQ magazine, watch kitten compilation videos, talk about sports, and tell really awkward jokes that I only laugh at and everyone just stares at me and only laughs because its awkward For example girl was sick and I knew she did not like cats. She told me her Dr said she had a copy cat flu. I said that sucks because you hate cats. really corny terrible awkward things. I should work on better jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 My friend was good at that or the girls he was with were just stupid. Ill never forgot we were in the car and he had me pick up his girl at the time and she asked why we were late and well he was a sleeze bag so he was with another girl but he said "We were at the Kentucky Derby" and it was December. She got mad that we didnt take her to the Kentucky Derby Your friend had you pick up his girl ? WTF ??? Was he drunk, didn't have a whip, just treated her like a prostitute ? I don't get it ? No other excuse beside him being broke. Again, don't let friends use you either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 My honest to god persona is trying to dress up like a GQ magazine, watch kitten compilation videos, talk about sports, and tell really awkward jokes that I only laugh at and everyone just stares at me and only laughs because its awkward For example girl was sick and I knew she did not like cats. She told me her Dr said she had a copy cat flu. I said that sucks because you hate cats. really corny terrible awkward things. I should work on better jokes Dont tell any more jokes, for the love of god. Thats something thats supposed to come out naturally. You dont force it. The key to joke is timing. Its like taking a pitch at the plate. You wait until that perfect opportunity comes, a little low over home ,plate, and you let it rip. The jokes come to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Yeah, his jokes are terrible. I don't think he has paid attention to the way we joke around here. It's a naturally silly thing. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's weak sauce...but it is never a forced forethought in our mind. Can't wait to break out this joke because I know she doesn't like cats. That's lame, not funny. That's like me making fun of him for being in school still that's not funny...that's awesome. Not a good joke. Now those glasses we can have jokes for days about that. Jerry Lewis as the Nutty Professor looking ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9PCIwhsmU And please don't tell any woman that you are into any type of videos unless you are making music videos for some artists. GQ is not flannels and such. Those glasses are only worn for a few minutes. Certainly not all day everyday. You do realize that most male models are gay right ? Hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I just realized Dr. Hiberrt from the Simpsons is based of Bill Cosby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Yeah, and joking with a female can always be hit or miss, especially just starting out. You have to learn how they take themselves before you start messing around. Like if she trips and busts her ass stepping down o to the street, or gets a pasta stain on her shirt, or playful misogyny jokes. Because if she is a Rambo Feminist, then you pretty much just ended whatever chance she could have had with you. The only saving grace is if she's really into you. Because then she'll laugh at anything... not because youre funny, but because she thinks you're hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Don't force jokes, but don't be afraid to make casual jokes. If she can't handle a tame joke meant for all audiences then she definitely won't be able to handle your "real" jokes later on. Don't be lame. You don't have attractiveness so you're going to resort to comedy to attract women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 You don't have attractiveness so you're going to resort to comedy to attract women. See MoCo...that is an example of a weak joke. You want to dress GQ... I must ask if you are playing in the right field that you are trying to entice ? I don't say this to be rude, I am saying that many women are not attracted to GQ guys, but many men are. They might like the clothes or think the guy is cute...but that is completely friend zone or a woman thinking she can change you. You need to want to dress like a pimp, a rock star, a movie star...Not really so much GQ. That is something you throw in from time to time to throw them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 See MoCo...that is an example of a weak joke. lol I dress however I feel like that day. I really want to step my suit game up, but it's hard to find good sizes for me. I need a personal tailor. But usually I just rock Polo, Jeans, and a pair of Js. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I just like to dress nice because it gives me more confidence when I go out since I know Im not the best looking. So dressing up makes me feel like I'm more presentable if that makes sense. Also I mean Im sure Ive said this before but for like 3 years I was 270 lbs Im only 5'10. All I could wear was sweat pants or walmart jeans and wolf t shirts pretty much. Thats the truth. When I lost a lot of weight like a year and a half ago I decided that I wanted to wear all the clothes that I could not have previously. And yes that friend was awful we have not spoken in more than 2 years. He was broke and used me for money and rides I don't go tooooo hard. Long sleeve button down roll up the sleeves. Sometimes put a tie on or a v neck sweater over it and roll up those sleeves as well. Then put on some nice jeans or tan pants or some random color. Then wear brown dress shoes or like leather high tops or suade shoes or like blue or red orr whatever sperrys or something like that. Put on a watch and a nice belt and the glass and go out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 That awkward moment when you mess around with someone and they legitimately think you want to do them bodily harm. Note to self... in the future, never mess with youngins on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Did some1 threaten to call the police because someone on the internet said something mean. 911 yes someone on a Redskins fan site called Mr Sinister said he would kill me. He has a Rick Avatar and a Puerto Rican flag as signature. Go get him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I wonder if thats what Hersh did, though, technically, I didnt threaten to kill him... Just some teenage kid in the zoonybin thread claiminv to be the friend of one of Vic Fangios kids, and that he was coming here to be the DC. I was messing around and was like if youre wrong, the pain train is coming Apparently they came back and wondered what would happen to them, and that they were only repeating what theyd heard And then I felt pretty bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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