Chew Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 awww man, Hacksaw's face lmao that was MOCO's face during insertion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Well guys, I just got fired. The asshole puppy farmer I've been yelling at...her fatass mass of redundant protoplasm. She ain't got a clue, bitter as hell, still mad I called her out about selling that sick chihuahua. She just wanted to get me back, send a message to the employees not to question her authoritahh! There has been no reason for her to push me around, but lately I've had a bullseye on me. I worked so frickin' hard for that terrible place. It's bittersweet. Time to move on. I feel terrible for the pups that could use my help, and now, I'll be locked out. Going to be some sad ****ing pups there, only a couple other employees interact with them, and they're weekend workers. Sad.this just made my day mehson. Get into a rescue and help your heart heal. The pay will probably suck just as bad, but it'll be worth it. **** those disgusting heartless sick puppy pushing asshole torturers and help the animal community. **** selling and buying animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 shizzzzz a friend just told me i didnt find any in it cuz it broke now when I get home I gotta inspect that shizz again for yall that read the story now im paranoid ahhhh noooo day is ruined lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Part of me wishes I put up a camera and hid it somewhere so I could go back and correct any mistakes like game film ya know what im sayin Id be like a game scout or a draft scout That would put you back in creepy douche territory. Don't go back Neo. You know where that road ends, and I know that's not where you want to be.First step is not to approach it like a porno, which is some of the fakest **** ever. The only thing its good for is keeping you ignorant and unaware when she's faking. Experience is all you need, not a douche cam. The more you have sex, the more you know what women like, what they actually sound like vs the image that porno puts in so many dudes minds, you'll know what they feel like. Ball don't lie.... meaning no matter what comes out of her mouth, her body will tell you all you need to know. And honestly, it's less about the actual sex and more what you do and say leading up to it. Think of it as starting a car in frigid conditions Part of me wishes I put up a camera and hid it somewhere so I could go back and correct any mistakes like game film ya know what im sayin Id be like a game scout or a draft scout That would put you back in creepy douche territory. Don't back Neo. You know where that road ends, and I know that's not where you want to be.First step is not to approach it like a porno, which is some of the fakest **** ever. The only thing its good for is keeping you ignorant and unaware when she's faking. Experience is all you need, not a douche cam. The more you have sex, the more you know what women like, what they actually sound like vs the image that porno puts in so many dudes minds, you'll know what they feel like. Ball don't lie.... meaning no matter what comes out of her mouth, her body will tell you all you need to know. And honestly, it's less about the actual sex and more what you do and say leading up to it. Think of it as starting a car in frigid conditions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 shizzzzz a friend just told me i didnt find any in it cuz it broke now when I get home I gotta inspect that shizz again for yall that read the story now im paranoid ahhhh noooo day is ruined lmao It's pretty hard to get a girl pregnant for the most part.Trust me on this. You'll have some scares, but then like two days later she'll be all like... I got my period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawBBQSauce Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Troof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 All I know is that im going to go out to some bars now idgaf if im by myself anymore f that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawBBQSauce Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 All I know is that im going to go out to some bars now idgaf if im by myself anymore f that lol Woo-sah, Moco, woo-sah. Calm your nerves. You don't wanna end up like Britney. Leave Britney alone! Wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 but then like two days later she'll be all like... I got my period! and then you'll be all like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 ****ing assholes everywhere saving seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 You guys might see me on TV btw The dude I work with is in all these ESPN commercials for SEC network and he has been on regualr commercials for ESPN and ABC for every game last year and this year. He wears a hog mask Anyway I was talking to him this is the guy who I was telling you about who I felt like was getting a lil gay with me like you know overly close trying to touch my legs and ****. But after finding out that he isnt like that he is more of just a overly friendly guy he asked me if I want to go to the Alabama game with him and he showed me all these commercials he is in like legit commercials and im like F YEA BRO I WANNA BE ON A ESPN COMMERCIAL Hogs play Alabama Saturday at 6pm EST Hogs should be 4-1 we should have beat A&M but dumb stupid caveman lineman tripping people while the RB is 50 yards down the field costs us a game what a idiot i hate that man still cost us beating a top 5 team would of put us in the top 25 ranking what a dick head lineman stupid lineman i hate him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawBBQSauce Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Just saw this comment on an NBA 2k15 video and had to quote it: s/o to my n***as who forget they have homework due the next day but just say f*** it and go to sleep. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 this just made my day mehson. Get into a rescue and help your heart heal. The pay will probably suck just as bad, but it'll be worth it. **** those disgusting heartless sick puppy pushing asshole torturers and help the animal community. **** selling and buying animals. Breeding the heck out of 'em, treating 'em like merchandise instead of intelligent beings. Man's best friend. I had a moment of clarity a few days ago, that my boss actually IS a senseless, selfish, businesswoman - not a dog lover. I can easily see her running a puppy mill in Butthair, Missouri. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, that she was an alright person. I don't like knowing that someone actually HAS an evil conscience. I was in denial. It makes me sick that she really is just a puppy pusher. We have been amazing as a team there, minus her. They deliver us disguistingly unhealthy, unhappy puppies almost every shipment. The unhappiness is really rampant. The 15 hour trip from Missouri, losing their mothers at 8 weeks old (some of them are younger than that, but are listed at 8 weeks because that's the law). Yorkies are the most notorious, we get them delivered unconcious almost regularly. And now the team leader of caretaking is gone. When I left today I was supplementing a chihuahua because he was weak. Hope they got that covered (they won't). Sad as ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Breeding the heck out of 'em, treating 'em like merchandise instead of intelligent beings. Man's best friend. I had a moment of clarity a few days ago, that my boss actually IS a senseless, selfish, businesswoman - not a dog lover. I can easily see her running a puppy mill in Butthair, Missouri. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, that she was an alright person. I don't like knowing that someone actually HAS an evil conscience. I was in denial. It makes me sick that she really is just a puppy pusher. We have been amazing as a team there, minus her. They deliver us disguistingly unhealthy, unhappy puppies almost every shipment. The unhappiness is really rampant. The 15 hour trip from Missouri, losing their mothers at 8 weeks old (some of them are younger than that, but are listed at 8 weeks because that's the law). Yorkies are the most notorious, we get them delivered unconcious almost regularly. And now the team leader of caretaking is gone. When I left today I was supplementing a chihuahua because he was weak. Hope they got that covered (they won't). Sad as ****. I wish more people knew what you now do. **** buying dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 That Acura TLX commercial is something serious. I miss that Luca. The fancy cars, the women and the caviar... You know who we are, cause we pimpin all over the world. ...... That is one sexy ass car though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm almost positive this person has put a curse on all dc sports teams because he HATES Dan Snyder so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Since we can't have new nice things would anyone like to take a trip to the past with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Since we can't have new nice things would anyone like to take a trip to the past with me I was there. Just talked about it with my dad and uncle...they were there too. Almost frisbee tossed my cushion, but my dad stopped me in the nick of time. We still have both of ours. Here's mine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I know y'all feel bad, but its just a bump in the road. As much as you may celebrate at least getting to the finals/title game in any sport, just know that the pain worsens the higher the stakes. I rooted for the Marlins when they were shifty and when they won it all in 97 and 03. Rooted for the Heat when they were ****ty, destined to lose to CHI or NY in the playoffs, got ****ty, won a title, got ****ty again, won 2 more titles, and may be yet again be on the fastback to ****ty, or at least irrelevant. Point is, losing a divisional round game or a wildcard game is nothing like the pain of losing a literal chance at a title, and being the last team to go home empty handed. Two worst losses would probably be the 03 Fiesta Bowl and the 2011 Finals. Still haunts me. This too shall pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Two worst losses would probably be the 03 Fiesta Bowl and the 2011 Finals. Still haunts me. Well, while I was happy with the 03 Fiesta Bowl loss since I'm a Noles fan, I feel your pain. Mine would have to be the 1996 Sugar Bowl, 1999 Fiesta Bowl and 2001 Orange Bowl losses. The 1996 loss for the national title hurt the most cause it was to our biggest rival Florida and it was such a huge blowout. Then when you look at it we were close to winning three National Championships in a row and got beat by TN and then only managed a ****ing safety against OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 There is a powerade bottle on my desk 3/4ths full, I'm seriously considering drinking it. The thirst is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 You know what loss gets me is the Seattle divisional playoff game in '05. Yall remember our kickoff that a Redskin picked up and ran in for the TD, only to have some stupid rule make the ball dead where he first touched it. That **** was such a blower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Had a forklift die at work. I pushed that thing 50 feet to the charger. I was able to push a 9000 lb forklift! Felt like a beast. Adrenaline rush from hell. Then the rush wore off, I realized Im a dumbass. Think I tore something in my foot. /facepalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 You know what loss gets me is the Seattle divisional playoff game in '05. Yall remember our kickoff that a Redskin picked up and ran in for the TD, only to have some stupid rule make the ball dead where he first touched it. That **** was such a blower. That was almost 10 freaking years ago! Time moves way too fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 By the way, no work tonight or in the morning? I'm gettin' drunk fellas. I'll be checking in. Moco be like George Mcfly lookin' ass Congrats on Imperial Probing her Hoth system. ^ That thing probably reminds you of her vagina. As you were snaking her pipe clean of buildup, was it making this noise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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