d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 PB&J on toast is so amazing. Toast over bread any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 ^^ Toasting seems to make just about everything better. I'm not a big tuna guy, but I love toasted tuna sandwiches (mix the tuna w/mayo). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 How do you end a 50 yr relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullnelson9999 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 How many times can one ask "what happened to Miley Cyrus"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poman Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 ^ right, wtf LOL  these little young bammas have no clue what rap/hip-hop used to be. life in the 90s was so different from what it is now.  these corny ass dudes holler at chicks on facebook and twitter. when i was in high school and saw a cute chick at the mall back in 1998, all i had was my balls, and a pen. approach her in front of her friends, spit some quick yip-yap to get her interested, and hope she'd drop me the #. these bammas now a days just send a private message.  **** outta here  ignore me i've been drinking a tad. i talk/type a lot when i'm feeling it Ha!  Right on dude.  This post reminded me of a year or so ago I was working in Manhattan, screwed up my courage and started working my magic, such as it is, on the waitress at the bar we were at.  About 30 mins later I had her phone # on a napkin and I felt like king of the world.  Next thing I know, my coworker, who was quite impressed at my feat, had sent her a friend request on facebook, and they were gleefully standing side by side smiling at each others smartphones.  Chick never looked at me again.  But at least I got to hear stories from my coworker about their dinner dates and fun times in the digital world for the next 3 months....  Quite the wake up call for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 PB&J on toast is so amazing. Toast over bread any time. Â Barf. I'd rather eat prison slop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 How do you end a 50 yr relationship? Â With a bullet and an alibi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 bored at work, clicked on the "last page" in the Tailgate...you can see posts going back to the year 2000. nifty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 With a bullet and an alibi. I swear, this is what I thought when I read his post, glad I'm not the only ES who watches crime drama, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 NorCal or SoCal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 SoCal, easily, though if we're talking actually living there, and not a vacation, then I'd take NoCal, easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Is Mel hitting the HGH? 57 year olds don't usually get that ripped that fast, do they? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Asked a super hot chick out yesterday. Got denied. She said she had a boyfriend. She was cool, I got the feeling that she might have gone out with me if it weren't for him. She said she would let me know if anything changes. I acted all playfully sad, although on the inside I was disappointed. But I tried dammit! At least I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I've seen plenty of older guys, and have worked out with older guys that look like that, and they were clean. Don't know what you mean by fast, but he is an actor, which means that he can afford just about anything, but he doesn't look insane like Sly, who has steroids coming out of his freakin' eyeballs. Looks like a normal older guy that likes to pump iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I've seen plenty of older guys, and have worked out with older guys that look like that, and they were clean. Don't know what you mean by fast, but he is an actor, which means that he can afford just about anything, but he doesn't look insane like Sly, who has steroids coming out of his freakin' eyeballs. Looks like a normal older guy that likes to pump iron. Â It was suppose to be tongue in cheek. Â Â Â Stallone is/has used HGH (I think he's even admitted to that recently)..and Mel has beefed up because he's playing a baddie in Stallone's Expendables 3. So..guilt by association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 It was suppose to be tongue in cheek.    Stallone is/has used HGH (I think he's even admitted to that recently)..and Mel has beefed up because he's playing a baddie in Stallone's Expendables 3. So..guilt by association.  Stallone probably pops those ****s like Tic Tacs. I don't know how he's still alive. Dudes been roiding since his Rocky days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 When his dentures don't click together, he's still hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 When his dentures don't click together, he's still hot.  Or his face. Dude probably roids so much that he has no face left, and just peels the fake one off right before he goes to sleep, like Hollow Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Here's another one of those "special" e-mails/PMs from another banned whacky   (earlier in stadium)   <name e-mail edited>    Hello, You insane, freak  I Just put out an email for the Senior VP of Communications. you banned me for my thoughts once yrs ago. Now you did it again........I used no foul language, or said anything R-Rated.  You on record, defended a person calling me a COKE addict- and used a photo of a pistol when banning me! You think your smart? I think you just opened your ass.....  I went to Redskins park last time you made fun of people, using Nazi photos.... I have lurked under ban, and copyed EVERY dam thread that shows Nazi emblems, including all the post by you and your Mods. I wonder what the upper management is going to say when they figure out i'm going to link the photo/text copy's i have with the change the Skins names group? Think of the headlines that's going to be! "Redskins a raciest name? look what the Mods post!" I'll send the reporter 200+ photos of full threads with Nazi propaganda in them!     I know for a fact it caused waves for you last time i visited... this time its a tidal wave coming fool...duck      Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 There's a tidal wave coming, so...duck? Â That's like saying there's a tornado coming, so put on a jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 There's a tidal wave coming, so...duck? Â That's like saying there's a tornado coming, so put on a jacket. Â Poor guy. More than likely has some kind of inferiority complex, and mustered up all of his internet courage to intimidate Jumbo, taking years (apparently) to plan his "Assassination," and just fails at every level imaginable. Â "this time its a tidal wave coming fool...duck" Sounds like something out of a horrible comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 fwiw I think you a perfectly sane freak     Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 PB&J on toast is so amazing. Toast over bread any time. Man, I should try that. I like love Peanut Butter on toast and like jelly on toast, but never thought to just put them together. How much of a loser are you to get mad at being banned on a message board. That message can't be real... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 People on fb are sooo mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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