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      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
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30 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said:

 

Showgirls rules.

 

Fun fact: that movie opened my exploration into porn and obsession with lesbians lol. I remember my 13 year old self sneaking in the middle of the night looking for mpeg clips :(

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2 hours ago, spjunkies said:

Fun fact: that movie opened my exploration into porn and obsession with lesbians lol. I remember my 13 year old self sneaking in the middle of the night looking for mpeg clips

 

TMI. 

 

Do you go to alot of KD Lang concerts?

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8 minutes ago, Monk4thaHALL said:

 

TMI. 

 

Do you go to alot of KD Lang concerts?

 

Like I always say that is mild compared to what I used to post on here about myself.

 

I've gone mild in my old age :D

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So... for the first time in six years..

NEW BANG CARTOON THIS WEEK.

 

 

if any mods are reading,, i used to post them in stadium all the time regardless of the team i'm making fun of. This one is not Redskins related.

 

~Bang

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33 minutes ago, Bang said:

So... for the first time in six years..

NEW BANG CARTOON THIS WEEK.

  

 

if any mods are reading,, i used to post them in stadium all the time regardless of the team i'm making fun of. This one is not Redskins related.

 

~Bang

 

You post that without a link?  What, is it not out yet?  Are you just getting my hopes up to crush them later?  Are you just a cruel tease?  

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Newscaster : When it gets hot, and in order to make sure you don't forget your baby and leave it in the car, leave something valuable in backseat, like an iPhone, so you don't forget your baby.

 

 

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8 hours ago, Warhead36 said:

Anyone here have a firepit built in their backyard?

 

Thought about it but ended up goin the cheaper route. Bought a fire bowl for now.

 

This one works well.

 

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Went to the doc this morning. People still trying to figure out that late spring/summer hygiene 

 

 

Nothing worse than waiting in a receptionist area that smells of Sahara level ass, nuts and underarms.

 

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I'm in NoVa, in a comfortable hotel room, anxiously awaiting the Caps game. 

I had to restrain myself from running through the halls and telling everyone. 

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14 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

I'm in NoVa, in a comfortable hotel room, anxiously awaiting the Caps game. 

I had to restrain myself from running through the halls and telling everyone. 

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On 4/23/2019 at 10:03 AM, Warhead36 said:

Anyone here have a firepit built in their backyard?

 

Sure, doesn't get much use most of the year here though.

 

100 degrees and a fire is gonna have meat on it.

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1 hour ago, twa said:

 

Sure, doesn't get much use most of the year here though.

 

100 degrees and a fire is gonna have meat on it.

I was thinking more for fall or late summer nights where its not too hot out.

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Capitals are back.  @TryTheBeal! you gonna keep your sig? Wiz got a new GM now.

7 hours ago, skinsmarydu said:

I'm in NoVa, in a comfortable hotel room, anxiously awaiting the Caps game. 

 

I'm so sorry you had to see that in person.

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8 hours ago, Renegade7 said:

Capitals are back.  @TryTheBeal! you gonna keep your sig? Wiz got a new GM now.

 

I'm so sorry you had to see that in person.

Watching live sports is gambling. 

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14 hours ago, Warhead36 said:

I was thinking more for fall or late summer nights where its not too hot out.

 

I'm sure you would get more use out of one, I'm on the gulf coast.

 

winter( what we get of it) is about the only time for me

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I'm not watching Avengers until Saturday. Gotta do some careful manuevering around the web/social media until then.

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