Dan T. Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Hipster Abe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 LMAO at hipster Abe ---------- Post added October-28th-2011 at 09:30 AM ---------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 NIce Halloween costume: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 watching something funny then showing your friends that is me every time I show something funny to my boyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 that is me every time I show something funny to my boyfriend Mines the exact same way. He more just laughs at me for thinking thigns are hilarious. Oh well haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 College/University - Tell you it's harder in the "real world." Yeah, whatever. I, for one, am looking forward to no homework at night and on weekends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Okay, it's about a month early, but I thought it was pretty funny. rV9zC-zgagY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Yeah, whatever. I, for one, am looking forward to no homework at night and on weekends... No doubt! When I finished grad school, it honestly felt like I got fired from one of my jobs. I used to go home at night from the office and wonder what I was supposed to do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 No doubt! When I finished grad school, it honestly felt like I got fired from one of my jobs. I used to go home at night from the office and wonder what I was supposed to do now. Yup, that's pretty much what my newly graduated friends tell me it's like haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Yeah, whatever. I, for one, am looking forward to no homework at night and on weekends... Wait until you work for a company for 10 years and then all of the sudden out of the blue they say, "guess what? you have to work every other weekend now," like my job just recently announced to us. LIFE SUCKS!! Edited October 28, 2011 by pjfootballer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Aussie Cop on DUI Patrol Owned: Recently a routine police patrol car parked outside a local Queensland neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man leaving the bar just before closing time so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then he flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He lurched the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication. The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy". Edited October 28, 2011 by Dan T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 ^ :owned: haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Rock star Steven Tyler is recovering after passing out in the shower of his South America hotel room from food poisoning and dehydration causing him to get a black eye and lose two teeth. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Rock star Steven Tyler is recovering after passing out in the shower of his South America hotel room from food poisoning and dehydration causing him to get a black eye and lose two teeth. OMG he looks like a crack whore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 "tonight I'm the designated decoy".[/size][/color] But...if he's not gonna drink, then why doesn't he just drive? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Colony Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 But...if he's not gonna drink, then why doesn't he just drive? :whoknows: Because his job is to distract the cop from all of the other drunks getting into their cars and driving home. BTW-I seem to recall hearing this a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 But...if he's not gonna drink, then why doesn't he just drive? :whoknows: So all of his drunk friends can get away, without the cop checking them out. Decoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Colony Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Posted by HogNose in the Baseball thread, but I thought it belonged here too. Looks like the Fox channel from Dallas jumped the gun last night. KDFW declares Rangers World Series Champs :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Wait until you work for a company for 10 years and then all of the sudden out of the blue they say, "guess what? you have to work every other weekend now," like my job just recently announced to us. LIFE SUCKS!! Thaaaat does suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Edited October 28, 2011 by Boss_Hogg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Bryce and I have similar stories. That happened to me once, but I got too cute with it....the lady came after me and yelled at me....my sister got away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Friday owned... Edited October 28, 2011 by SWFLSkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew_Fl Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Washington Wizard Guard Jordan Crawford: "I don't tell nobody, but I feel like I can be better than Michael Jordan," Crawford said, without the slightest hint of sarcasm. "When I'm done playing, I don't want people to say, Michael Jordan is the best player. I want that to be me. That's how I am. That's how I was built."Um, what? You realize people will look at you sideways and think you're crazy for saying that, right? "Yeah, I know that, I definitely know that. But I'm not settling for anything less," Crawford said. "I feel like I'm better than him, anyway. My mom is going to say I'm better than him." Edited October 28, 2011 by Drew_Fl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Hey, good to know he's not lacking in confidence! And I'm pretty sure MJ never dunked on LeBron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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