TheGreatBuzz Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 So it seems like there was enough interest. I'm thinking each person can list one person but we need to add a second qualifier. Maybe what manner? Or what month it will happen. I'm open to suggestions. As for the prize, I'm open there also. I don't think we should bet money. Sig bets are fun but not everyone is open to that. Let's go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Steven Miller He wont mean to kill himself. He'll just die from autoerotic asphyxiation while spanking it to images of Rupaul 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmsy Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Rudy, he used to be "America's Mayor"... don't know how you **** that up, but I know how you end it. Rudy, in the hotel closet with auto erotic asphyxiation. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) Wow, two for auto erotic asphyxiation. If that happened it would be absolutely hilarious in all honesty. Edited October 18, 2023 by Fan since a Fetus 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Glad I made it to the official thread not that fake one. I'll take Jeffrey Clark, hanging himself (but not auto-erotic asphyxiation). 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) I came in here to make an autoerotic asphyxiation joke… I was going to use Mike Pence for mine though. Edited August 30, 2023 by Sacks 'n' Stuff 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Does it have to be suicide. I'd lay money on a Trump follower taking someone out to impress the leader. I'll bet on Melania by a pills/alcohol combo if Trump gets acquitted and tells her he's coming home for good. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 I'll go with Sidney Powell. She will die in a can opener accident that will be ruled a suicide after investigators conclude that no one could possibly have been so stupid as to have gotten their head stuck in the jaws of a can opener by accident. ~Bang 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmsy Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 I don't want to live in a world where auto erotic asphyxiation isn't the go to joke. 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, Bang said: She will die in a can opener accident You might be on to somethin... Oh yea...its all coming together. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Simmsy said: I don't want to live in a world where auto erotic asphyxiation isn't the go to joke. Sydney Powell will try, but the rope will keep slipping off due to her narrow head. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) This thread is deliciously dark... I expect this threat to Disney Princesses everywhere to accidentally snap her neck in the middle of white metal folding chair like a mouse trap trying to get her black card back on tik tok... Edited August 30, 2023 by Renegade7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted August 30, 2023 Author Share Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Forehead said: Does it have to be suicide. I'd lay money on a Trump follower taking someone out to impress the leader. You gotta start your own thread for that. I said it in the other thread but I'm going on record with Rudy in an "accidental overdose". I'd like to add the priest guy to the autoerotic asphyxiation list. Edited August 31, 2023 by TheGreatBuzz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: I said it in the other thread but I'm going on record with Rudy in an "accidental overdose". I'd like to add the priest guy to the autoerotic asphyxiation lkst. I dont think we should allow Rudy in the dead pool. Dude melts in bright lights and emits noxious gasses. So there is some evidence he's already dead. I suspect most of what we think looks like a living Rudy is just involuntary post mortem muscle spasms. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Jabbyrwock said: You might be on to somethin... Oh yea...its all coming together. I have one beer left in my fridge and it's one of those Founders porters. 🤣 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Captain Wiggles said: I have one beer left in my fridge and it's one of those Founders porters. 🤣 The first step on the road to recovery is to admit when you have a drinking problem. And your drinking problem is that there's only one beer left in ur fridge. Get your ass to the store and start to recover! Im pullin for ya! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 I went to a cbd store earlier. That count? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Does it count if the official cause of death is suicide even when we all know it was a hit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 18 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: Does it count if the official cause of death is suicide even when we all know it was a hit? **** man I don't know. I just made all this up. I may have bitten off more than I can chew. After consulting with Shamus, we have decided that it must be at least as believable as Epstein killing himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmsy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 10 hours ago, Bang said: Sydney Powell will try, but the rope will keep slipping off due to her narrow head. ~Bang Something tells me my man Rudy will show her how its done. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Mark Meadows is my primary guy. He is a softy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Meadows. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 I’m already getting excited when I see this thread get bumped. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: I’m already getting excited when I see this thread get bumped. You must be choking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 I think I might add Mark Meadows lost at sea in a sailing accident in the Caribbean. I'll say hurricane Nigel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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