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Donald Jr. will finally snap from a lifetime of being belittled and ignored by his father.  At a Trump rally he'll walk on stage and shoot dad point blank in front of thousands hundreds dozens of MAGA witnesses and media outlets, then put the barrel in his own mouth.  Eric will sprint toward the stage to stop Junior from offing himself, trip on the top step and fall head-first off the stage, fatally cracking his skull just as Don Jr. pulls the trigger.  

 

Melania, at home, smiles enigmatically when she gets the news and tucks Barron in for the night.

 

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

 

 

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All you sick ****s clicking on this thread just hoping today is the day it starts. Well, it's not.

 

But Buzzette and I just came up with the most poetic ending ever. Mike Pence is going to go hang himself on a gallows outside the Capitol. 

 

BOOM!!  Mic drop

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Missing: Rudolph “Rudy” William Louis Giuliani 

 

Age: 79. Height: 5 feet, 9 inches (5 feet, 11 inches when being booked by police in Georgia). Hair: Runny. Eyes: Nutty. Identifying characteristics: A tendency to hang around lawn care centers across from porn shops, and plotting the overthrow of the U.S. government.

 

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/15/2240828/-Where-in-the-world-is-Rudy-Giuliani

 

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2 hours ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

Missing: Rudolph “Rudy” William Louis Giuliani 

 

Age: 79. Height: 5 feet, 9 inches (5 feet, 11 inches when being booked by police in Georgia). Hair: Runny. Eyes: Nutty. Identifying characteristics: A tendency to hang around lawn care centers across from porn shops, and plotting the overthrow of the U.S. government.

 

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/15/2240828/-Where-in-the-world-is-Rudy-Giuliani

 

 

He's hardly missing.  From the article I posted in the Misadventures thread:

 

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Giuliani has hardly been in hiding. Just minutes after the Arizona indictments were issued last month, the former New York mayor went live from a raucous Staten Island Italian restaurant where he was streaming his weeknight social media show, “America’s Mayor Live.” He drank wine, ate pizza and played footage of his drive-by visit earlier that day to the protests at Columbia University, where he mocked protesters from the passenger window of his SUV.

 

At one point, he waved around a cannoli and ordered an aide to play a clip from “The Godfather.”

 

“I have the cannoli. I don’t have the gun!” Giuliani declared, mangling one of the film’s most famous lines.

 

 

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