Cooked Crack Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Quote The dog days are just beginning for this man. A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.” Footage shared to Toco’s YouTube channel, where he boasts more than 32,000 subscribers, shows him clad in the costume as he frolics on a lawn, rolls on a floor, and plays fetch. Quote “Do you remember your dreams from when you are little? You want to be a hero or a wizard,” he wrote in the clip, describing his life-dog dog dream as seemingly “unrealistic.” “I remember writing in my grade school graduation book that I wanted to be a dog and walk outside.” Quote Despite garnering online fame with his puppy pursuit, Toco conceals his unusual proclivities from most of his friends and family. “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,’ he said in a separate interview with the Mirror. “My friends and family seemed very surprised to learn I became an animal.” Meanwhile, the Japanese man said last year that most of his colleagues are also unaware that he dresses as a dog outside of work https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 What. The. ****. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Aaand I've seen too much today, already 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Worst dog ever. Can't even walk, and needs to be pushed around on a dolly. That's one Collie that's not rescuing anybody. Poor Timmy is going to be stuck at the bottom of the well until he dies. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 I’m dead. I find this so creepy but sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 I only clicked because it was the thing I hadn't. Learned a lesson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Bad dog! ~Bark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 I was worried he’d had surgery. He is Japaneses after all. $20k is a lot for a Halloween costume. I would think the novelty might wear off pretty quick. I got tired of my Darth Vader helmet before very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 George Santos is looking good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 8 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: What. The. ****. I was similar. What. The. F...of, it's Japan, I'm not surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintime Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Ummmmmm...What?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Is there some specific reason he decided that Border Collies have goddamn grizzly bear claws? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, mistertim said: Is there some specific reason he decided that Border Collies have goddamn grizzly bear claws? I was too focused on the vacant, yet subtly "Alive" expression 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 What was that person doing behind the park bench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 If I'm an Alien I have a lot of questions... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Anyone see the movie Tusk? I’m getting tusk vibes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Sartre missed this aspect of human nature: The Desire To Be Dog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 BTW, the New York Post is a little late on this. The Dail Mail reported on this in December and this guy's YouTube video has been up for 10 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 This definitely feels like it could've been an episode on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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