The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[China]

I got an email about how to read maps backwards... it was spam.

 

The storm last night blew off 25% of my roof...oof.

 

 

And one for PB:

 

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.   The difference is staggering.

Edited February 4, 2023 by China

[The Evil Genius]

 

😆

Edited February 4, 2023 by The Evil Genius

[The Evil Genius]

 

I feel like this is something Buzz would do.

 

 

[GhostofSparta]

1 hour ago, China said:

The storm last night blew off 20% of my roof...oof.

Wouldn't that be 25%?

[China]

44 minutes ago, GhostofSparta said:

Wouldn't that be 25%?

 

Yeah, that was a typo on my part.

[TK]

[TK]

[dfitzo53]

2 hours ago, China said:

I got an email about how to read maps backwards... it was spam.

 

The storm last night blew off 25% of my roof...oof.

 

 

And one for PB:

 

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.   The difference is staggering.

Delete your account.  Delete it right now.

[LD0506]

 

 

Edited February 4, 2023 by LD0506

[TradeTheBeal!]

Lay it down!

 

 

[Xameil]

9 hours ago, dfitzo53 said:

Delete your account.  Delete it right now.

But then who would post all those articles about odd, gross...

 

I agree with dfitzo

[TradeTheBeal!]

@Captain Wigglesgonna love this one.

 

 

[Califan007 The Constipated]

 

[Simmsy]

[Simmsy]

 

I don't know, NSFW?

 

Spoiler

 

[Destino]

 

[The Evil Genius]

 

[Dan T.]

I did not know @TradeTheBeal! was so very talented...

 

 

[Dan T.]

^ ^ ^ BTW, that's the guy that DoD hired to knock down the Chinese spy balloon.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

language 
 

Spoiler

 

 

Edited February 5, 2023 by Momma There Goes That Man

[TK]

[Die Hard]

 

The same thing happened to me when I tried to wake up my wife @ 2am for a BJ.

[TK]

[skinsmarydu]

^^^ OMG, I can't stop

 

Edit, add:  mainly because I drive a truck

Edited February 5, 2023 by skinsmarydu

[Simmsy]

 

Edited February 5, 2023 by Simmsy