The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[PokerPacker]

6 hours ago, TK said:

"I wonder if Kanchou will notice me"

[Califan007 The Constipated]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[China]

46 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

 

Worm?  Isn't that a parental landmine?

[Fan since a Fetus]

Can I have one Cumming Doughnut?

 

They’re called glazed sir.

 

 

[China]

2 minutes ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

Can I have one Cumming Doughnut?

 

They’re called glazed sir.

 

 

 

Boston creampie?

 

[redskinss]

[Metalhead]

 

[TK]

[Renegade7]

 

[LD0506]

[redskinss]

[The Evil Genius]

Baller. 😆

 

 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

Medium-Well for life 

 

 

[Captain Wiggles]

Enjoy eating your shoe leather steaks nerds. 

 

[Die Hard]

31 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said:

Enjoy eating your shoe leather steaks nerds. 

 

Chewing rare steak is like trying to chew/break down 5 pieces of Hubba Bubba gum before swallowing. It can’t physically be done.

[Captain Wiggles]

1 minute ago, Die Hard said:

Chewing rare steak is like trying to chew/break down 5 pieces of Hubba Bubba gum before swallowing. It can’t physically be done.

 

Get a better quality steak. 🤑

 

I feel the same way about a well done anything tho. Like chewing on an old shoe. 

 

 

 

[Die Hard]

17 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said:

 

Get a better quality steak. 🤑

 

I feel the same way about a well done anything tho. Like chewing on an old shoe. 

 

 

 

You wouldn’t eat fresh ground chuck raw…. so why eat a steak so? 😜

 

As someone who worked in a butchery for 4 years, I know my cuts pretty well. Some cuts are better than others… but flesh is flesh.

 

Both of us have to chew our meats…. but at least mine is cooked (no parasites). 😂

[China]

Someone's never had steak tartare.

[Captain Wiggles]

3 minutes ago, Die Hard said:

You wouldn’t eat fresh ground chuck raw…. so why eat a steak so? 😜

 

 

Medium rare isn't really raw tho. N yeah I would prefer a medium or medium rare burger to well done. 🤢

[PleaseBlitz]

I would never go to a butcher that ate their steak well done. 

[Die Hard]

17 minutes ago, China said:

Someone's never had steak tartare.

The dish, also known as “tiger meat,” or “steak tartare,” is dangerous because it is uncooked, meaning it can still contain harmful bacteria that can cause foodborne illness, which are only killed by cooking ground beef to 160 degrees F. Don't become a statistic this year. Raw meat is never safe to consume.Dec 30, 2018

[Captain Wiggles]

[China]

8 minutes ago, Die Hard said:

The dish, also known as “tiger meat,” or “steak tartare,” is dangerous because it is uncooked, meaning it can still contain harmful bacteria that can cause foodborne illness, which are only killed by cooking ground beef to 160 degrees F. Don't become a statistic this year. Raw meat is never safe to consume.Dec 30, 2018

 

 

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/food-health-toxicity-you-asked/you-asked-what-are-risks-eating-steak-tartare

 

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Steak tartare is really raw hamburger mixed with spices. If the cut is contaminated on the outside then the mixing distributes the bacteria throughout. Raw meat, however, is not the only way to encounter E. coli. There have been cases of spinach being contaminated probably from manure as well as unpasteurized apple juice. Apples are picked up from the ground to make juice and you never know what animal pooped there. And if a waiter doesn't wash hands properly after going to the bathroom... well...you know what can happen. In comparison to all the cases of food poisoning that occur, the ones attributed to steak tartare are rare indeed. But they make the news. No doubt about it though, eating is a risky business. Not eating is riskier.

 

[PleaseBlitz]