PleaseBlitz Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Ran into an old friend from HS. Remembered the time that we were in english class together and had to write a poem. He nearly got expelled for starting a fairly large controversy. His poem was called "Ecstasy with Betsy." As you read it, you think he is described having sex with a woman in very graphic detail, but you get to the end and it turns out he is describing eating a steak. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemoveSnyder Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Attention!!! 12:30 a.m. Saturday morning sitting on my couch playing The Last of Us 2. A car somewhere in the vicinity had bass on so loud that it drowned out the sound of my game for 20 minutes. Most people are in bed at this time. I just put in noise rated glass windows. I know it's not going to stop the bass, but this noise is making me super angry. It happens every night from 1030 on. I also live in a nice community. It literally messes with my ears. I hurts. I don't know what to do at this point. I will say this. If you play your music so loud that people can hear it inside their house then **** You!!! I hope a pineapple gets lodged sideways in your rectum. I hope you accidentally play the brown note one day and you are damned to an eternity of crapping yourself with the most vile awful runny chunky taco bell diarrhea that has ever occurred in the history of not only man, but dinosaurs as well. I hope you literally crap out your ear drums and can't hear anymore. I hate your selfish ass with a passion!!! Also, make sure you love your neighbor and help each other out. If not, that's cool too....I really don't care. I just want peace and quiet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 ^^^ I'm on the corner of my neighborhood, and the main road has (over the years) gotten VERY busy. I go through the above all day, all night. Super loud cars and trucks with mariachi bands blasting...once they get over the hill before my entrance and see the straightaway is clear, they gun it, right next to my house. (I swear, last year's spring lockdown was glorious. I actually got happy because it was quiet for the first time in a decade.) Everyone in the area is aware when the fool who has the white BMW with the tabletop spoiler and pop exhaust comes through. 🤬 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 TGIF or whatever. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Welp, the first week of my new job has come to an end, and I hurt. I sooo wanted to drive to Charlotte for tomorrow's game, but I've changed my mind about that. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 And I remembered what I forgot as an old person...once I sit down after working, it's really hard to get back up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, skinsmarydu said: And I remembered what I forgot as an old person...once I sit down after working, it's really hard to get back up. What are you doing again? I'm seeing why athletes retire around my age. The nagging injuries, stiff muscles, the sudden urge to take a nap, the need for a rocking chair and a tobacco pipe. Bout to join the senior kenneling tour. I need a newspaper and another log in the fireplace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 27 minutes ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: What are you doing again? I'm seeing why athletes retire around my age. The nagging injuries, stiff muscles, the sudden urge to take a nap, the need for a rocking chair and a tobacco pipe. Bout to join the senior kenneling tour. I need a newspaper and another log in the fireplace. After I left Camp Woof in '16 I went back to waiting tables. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 9 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: After I left Camp Woof in '16 I went back to waiting tables. Ah. Didn't know you were going back to it. Tough gig. The Steve Buscemi rant at the beginning of Reservoir Dogs makes me a little pissed he got the money at the end. I'm here, at work, spent the night. I'll post some pics in the pets thread when I get a chance. Trained 2 people yesterday 🥴. First one is complete trash, second one has serious potential. **** is exhausting in itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Ah. Didn't know you were going back to it. Tough gig. The Steve Buscemi rant at the beginning of Reservoir Dogs makes me a little pissed he got the money at the end. I'm here, at work, spent the night. I'll post some pics in the pets thread when I get a chance. Trained 2 people yesterday 🥴. First one is complete trash, second one has serious potential. **** is exhausting in itself. I love that movie and that scene...didn't we have a "Mr. Pink" here ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 And I'm about to go a couple rounds with Dish Network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Holy cow, tomorrow is a big day off...get Vicki to the vet for her insulin checkup at 7. Plumbers coming at 8, they'll be here all damn day with everything I need to get done. My knee will be in worse shape by Tuesday. Just lovely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Got that sunshine for y’all this morning! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 22, 2021 Author Share Posted November 22, 2021 breaking news...on this shut-in monday i just scored 194 points with a single play of 'fanzines' that covered both bottom tripe pt squares and also included adding an existing word's points in the process yeah, i am a very very good scrabble player 😁 1 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Jumbo said: breaking news...on this shut-in monday i just scored 194 points with a single play of 'fanzines' that covered both bottom tripe pt squares and also included adding an existing word's points in the process yeah, i am a very very good scrabble player 😁 Ok, ole Harold Delaney. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Jumbo said: breaking news...on this shut-in monday i just scored 194 points with a single play of 'fanzines' that covered both bottom tripe pt squares and also included adding an existing word's points in the process yeah, i am a very very good scrabble player 😁 *adds fanzines to scrabble words to know* my average word score is 19 and my average game score is 283 over about 60 games…. highest score was 412… Edited November 23, 2021 by CousinsCowgirl84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 i can't believe you found that clip or that it even exists but norm is one of the few guys i can see coming up with it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said: *adds fanzines to scrabble words to know* my average word score is 19 and my average game score is 283 over about 60 games…. highest score was 412… my stats would be skewed well up from that cuz for a year or so the online game i play has more blanks in the mix (6) than the old box and that allows me to really run the scores up, plus i'm phenomenal 🤩 your numbers are very good if you're talking the og version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 (edited) It’s what ever version scrabble go uses, so I think it is the original version… to me id rather not have the blanks. They count for zero and I have a hard time imagining letters that aren’t there. Edited November 23, 2021 by CousinsCowgirl84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 I’m very confident that I am both the best Scrabble player and Jeopardy player on the entire forum. Likely, by a wide margin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 7 hours ago, TryTheBeal! said: I’m very confident that I am both the best Scrabble player and Jeopardy player on the entire forum. Likely, by a wide margin. Beal be like 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 9 hours ago, TryTheBeal! said: I’m very confident that I am both the best Scrabble player and Jeopardy player on the entire forum. Likely, by a wide margin. You can have the scrabble title (because I don’t care) but my Jeopardy game is very strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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