TheGreatBuzz Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Just pointing out that it isn't always people in Florida. https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/sources-inmate-at-maryland-correctional-facility-cuts-off-own-penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Dog Pursuit Sends Naked Woman Across I-95 in Florida FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. — You never know what you'll see in Florida. Richard Griffin of Titusville says he and his wife were driving north on I-95 in Flagler County Friday when they saw a man and a woman running across the road. But as they got closer, they saw that the woman had no clothes on. Griffin says she was naked from head to toe, and trying to round up a dog. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Let me get this straight...the man who saw the naked woman crossing the street ( that sounds like a bad joke) was from TITusville? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 OK honestly, I know we bag on Florida, but who among us hasn't chased our dog around the interstate naked? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 South Florida man attacks mother who refused to dress his mannequin, deputies say BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth, deputies said. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Florida man slugs public defender during court hearing A man accused of attacking a worker at a mental hospital in Florida slugged a lawyer in the head during a court appearance on Wednesday, according to reports. William Green got out of his seat at the Broward County bond court, approached assistant public defender Julie Chase — who was looking down at papers — and delivered the haymaker, which knocked her to the floor. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 So I guess getting arrested was a real turn on? Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of teen on way to jail TAMPA (WFLA) - A Dunedin woman is behind bars after deputies say she attempted to steal from a beauty supply store and then while being transported to the Pinellas County jail masturbated in front of a teen. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 'I’ll kill you, I’ll kill everybody!' says man denied squeegee, report shows PORT ST. LUCIE — A flap over a squeegee turned into a machete and razor blade attack that landed one man behind bars, records show. Ferdinand Velez Latorre, 37, was arrested March 20 after an investigation by Port St. Lucie police. One man identified as a victim on March 11 told police that Latorre was drunk and began arguing with a second male victim about a squeegee. He said Latorre cut the second victim’s arm with a razor blade. Next, he said, Latorre got a machete and chased the second victim. He said the second victim jumped on a pickup truck, and Latorre followed. “I’ll kill you, I’ll kill everybody!” Latorre is quoted as saying. A squeegee is a T-shaped tool with a cross piece edged with leather or rubber. Squeegees are designed to facilitate the removal of water from a surface, such as a window, by dragging it across the surface. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 A Florida Bill Would Make It Even Harder to Sue Towing Companies for Illegally Taking Your Car Arguably the most important rule for visiting South Beach is this: Watch out for overzealous towing companies. Tow companies for years have preyed on unsuspecting tourists and residents alike — in 2013, New Times wrote in a longform feature that Miami Beach's towing companies were orchestrating a "decades-long, politically sanctioned operation to hold people's cars for ransom for hundreds of dollars" and were raking in millions each year by tricking drivers into parking illegally using all sorts of schemes. Now, a new bill snaking through the Florida Legislature would make it even harder to get retribution against towing companies that have hauled away your car illegally. A bill from Florida's GOP chair, State Sen. Joe Gruters, mysteriously deletes the entire section of Florida law that allows victims to sue tow-truck companies for abducting their cars. Literally. The bill, SB 1792, just deletes this entire passage in state law: Quote When a person improperly causes a vehicle or vessel to be removed, such person shall be liable to the owner or lessee of the vehicle or vessel for the cost of removal, transportation, and storage; any damages resulting from the removal, transportation, or storage of the vehicle or vessel; attorney’s fees; and court costs. Lest that seem too astounding to be true, a staff analysis of the bill filed by the Senate Committee on Community Affairs confirms as much. "This section of the bill also removes the current language regarding liability for damages caused by improper removal, transportation, or storage of a vehicle or vessel, and for court costs," the staff report reads. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Florida couple says 'I do," then rolls in the mud PUNTA GORDA, Fla. - The bride wore white -- a white bikini with a matching veil -- and the groom was shirtless and wore denim overalls. They exchanged wedding vows on the bed of a white pickup truck, and after saying “I do,” the groom carried his new bride and then set her down in the mud. And then, he took a dip -- joining her for a post-wedding roll in the muck. eremy Biddle and Ahrielle Biddle decided they wanted a nontraditional wedding, so they tied the knot March 23 with a redneck-style wedding, at -- where else? -- Redneck Mud Park in Punta Gorda, WFLA reported. The ceremony took place during the Trucks Gone Wild event at the park, the television station reported. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) Suspect appeared to be under the influence when he allegedly used tile scraper to kill 8-pound dog SARASOTA COUNTY — A man was arrested last week on charges he killed a dog that he claimed had a “strong magnetic force,” the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office reports. According to the Sheriff’s Office, a deputy responded to a report of a domestic dispute in the 300 block of Bucknell Road at about 7 p.m. on April 5. Witnesses said a 26-year-old man used a tile scraper to kill an 8-pound Chihuahua and threatened a woman before he was disarmed by a neighbor. The man, who appeared to be under the influence, told a deputy that there was a “strong magnetic force” between him and the dog, and the dog had to go. A necropsy will determine the dog’s cause of death. (And to determine if it truly did have a strong magnetic force? Inquiring minds want to know.) Click on the link for the full article Edited April 10, 2019 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) RIP Florida Man In a land of populated by gators, sharks and pythons, he was done in by ... A bird https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/14/us/cassowary-bird-kills-florida-man/index.html Edited April 15, 2019 by DCSaints_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 world's deadliest bird, with talons that can slice through human flesh like butter, so I almost like my chances better against a gator. At least you can allegedly outrun a gator by zig-zagging, and even if he gets a hold of you, sometimes all you lose is an arm and a leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 9 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: At least you can allegedly outrun a gator by zig-zagging, Pretty sure the mythbusters disproved this one. They found that they don't even prefer to chase on land... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, Xameil said: Pretty sure the mythbusters disproved this one. They found that they don't even prefer to chase on land... Well what we probably agree on, is that alligators, for whatever reason, are probably not as big a threat to humans on land, as these nasty, killer birds. Stay away from water and you're probably safe from Gators. The same cannot be said for Emu-like birds, even if you develop a bond with them. Bird killed him, after he simply slipped and fell. Talk about kicking a man while he was down ! Edited April 16, 2019 by Malapropismic Depository Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: Well what we probably agree on, is that alligators, for whatever reason, are probably not as big a threat to humans on land, as these nasty, killer birds. Stay away from water and you're probably safe from Gators. The same cannot be said for Emu-like birds, even if you develop a bond with them. Bird killed him, after he simply slipped and fell. Talk about kicking a man while he was down ! I agree...I always knew never to trust those damn birds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 "The cassowary ...can run up to 31 mph through dense underbrush, jump almost 7 feet into the air and is a skilled swimmer, so it can deftly fend off threats," the San Diego Zoo says. They can grow more than 5 feet tall and the heaviest females can weigh more than 160 pounds, the zoo says. Males weigh up to 120 pounds. "The cassowary is rightfully considered the most dangerous bird in the world!" the zoo says. "Each 3-toed foot has a dagger-like claw on the inner toe that is up to 4 inches long! The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 But do they still taste like chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFi Skins Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 (edited) https://floridaman.com/shoots-woman-water-gun-filled-urine/ https://floridaman.com/threatens-to-destroy-everyone-with-army-of-turtles/ Edited April 18, 2019 by SemperFi Skins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Whoever painted this crosswalk should probably go back to “SCOHOL.” https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-florida-school-crosswalk-misspelled-20190419-osetedg4o5flnjq2otmq36fgf4-story.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 On 4/16/2019 at 3:31 PM, twa said: But do they still taste like chicken? Hopefully they taste like Ostrich, which tastes much better than chicken. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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