China Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 'I am the son of God!': Markeith Loyd causes thousands in damages at jail, sources say ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. - Markeith Loyd, who is accused of killing his pregnant ex-girlfriend and a police officer, caused thousands of dollars in damages Wednesday at the Orange County Jail, sources told Channel 9's Shannon Butler. Loyd is typically polite and well-behaved at the jail, but he became disruptive, the sources said. Sources said corrections officers heard a loud noise and Loyd had torn a phone from a wall. They said he was behaving erratically and shouted, "I am the son of God!" They said he broke glass in the room and destroyed a television and an iPad. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Bicycling backwards on I-95 while nearly naked? Yup. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/LHV-Grenade-Launcher-TSA-506718251.html TSA stops Florida Man from bringing grenade launcher onto plane (nbcphiladelphia.com) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Mugshots at link: 25 Florida Strippers Nabbed Florida investigators yesterday returned to the scene of the grind, arresting more than two dozen strippers in an undercover investigation. According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, the dancers were allegedly involved in a variety of criminal activities, including cocaine peddling, prostitution, lewdness, exposure of sexual organs, and the improper solicitation of alcohol sales. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFi Skins Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 ^^^^ some of them are definitely dudes.... there's some seriously desperate people out there.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Somehow knew this was Florida as soon as I saw the headline. Except this is sad, not funny. Sisters get caught for dad’s murder after sleeping with same lover: cops https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/sisters-get-caught-for-dads-murder-after-sleeping-with-same-lover-cops/ " It would’ve been the “perfect murder” — but then two sisters’ secret about their father’s death unraveled when they became sexually involved with the same man, according to authorities. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFi Skins Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: Somehow knew this was Florida as soon as I saw the headline. Except this is sad, not funny. Sisters get caught for dad’s murder after sleeping with same lover: cops https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/sisters-get-caught-for-dads-murder-after-sleeping-with-same-lover-cops/ " It would’ve been the “perfect murder” — but then two sisters’ secret about their father’s death unraveled when they became sexually involved with the same man, according to authorities. " That's a normal Tuesday in Florida... I can't wait to move out of here lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 3/6/2019 at 7:43 AM, ixcuincle said: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/LHV-Grenade-Launcher-TSA-506718251.html TSA stops Florida Man from bringing grenade launcher onto plane (nbcphiladelphia.com) How the **** does one even obtain a grenade launcher on the streets? 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 2:47 PM, China said: 'I am the son of God!': Markeith Loyd causes thousands in damages at jail, sources say ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. - Markeith Loyd, who is accused of killing his pregnant ex-girlfriend and a police officer, caused thousands of dollars in damages Wednesday at the Orange County Jail, sources told Channel 9's Shannon Butler. Loyd is typically polite and well-behaved at the jail, but he became disruptive, the sources said. Sources said corrections officers heard a loud noise and Loyd had torn a phone from a wall. They said he was behaving erratically and shouted, "I am the son of God!" They said he broke glass in the room and destroyed a television and an iPad. Click on the link for the full article Huh... So the Son o' God kills his pregnant girlfriend, and in jail has access to TV and IPads. Maybe i am missing something here, but if we did not give an accused murderer access to these luxuries, him screaming "I AM THE SON OF GOD" and smashing a glass (which he also should not have) would be the only damage. ~Bang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Woman claims demons told her to steal rental car JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A woman was arrested after stealing an SUV from an Ace Rent-a-Car. WJXT reports that Gardina McCullough, 23 appeared in court Friday morning on car theft charges, with a bond set at $15,003. McCullough was arrested after stealing a Toyota RAV4 from an Ace Rent-A-Car. She was found less than a mile away, hiding at a hotel. On the scene, McCullough told a local news station, "Demons told me to do it...I didn't take it, demons took it." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Woman drives up to Winnie Palmer Hospital valet with dead 11-year-old daughter, wields knife on staff, Orange deputies say A woman drove up to the valet station of the Winnie Palmer Hospital Sunday morning with her dead 11-year-old daughter in the vehicle and then pulled a knife on staff members, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman CASSELBERRY, Fla. -- A Florida man is behind bars after robbing a store disguised as Spiderman. Deputies said a man showed up unmasked to a Winn-Dixie Wine and Spirits Store in Casselberry, FL on Jan 2nd. He leaves - but then he returns - this time, he's wearing a Spiderman mask. Police said Edward Wilburn stole nearly $150 in liquor and $420 in Newport Cigarettes. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Florida woman hits hydrant, causes 8-foot deep washout, FHP says MARION COUNTY, Fla. - A 22-year-old Florida woman is facing a DUI charge after she hit a fire hydrant and the spewing water created a washout 8 feet deep -- with her car at the bottom of the hole, authorities said. According to the Florida Highway Patrol, Alexandrea Runyon, of Lady Lake... Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Off The Beat: Why are sweat pants strings ‘flying in the air?’ James Terrell Williams, 30, was arrested March 5 after accusations he was pleasuring himself "in plain view of a federal employee that was assisting him with a disability claim,” an affidavit states. The case began when deputies went to the government facility in the 6800 block of South U.S. 1 for a disturbance. While there, deputies were told about a man later identified as Williams at window No. 4 in a neighboring hallway. He was said to be pleasuring himself near a federal worker helping him with a disability claim. It is uncommon for people to pleasure themselves near federal workers helping them with disability claims. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) OK, usually i dont care about dumb social media games, but this had promise, and it is a hoot. google "Florida Man" and your birthday.. grab the first news story. I am August 15.. "Florida man August 15" gave me this gem Man Wrecks Liquor Store, Blames Caterpillar. He told police he was Alice. https://abc13.com/police-man-wrecks-liquor-shop-blames-caterpillar/2310791/ 😃 ~Bang Edited March 21, 2019 by Bang 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a40729/year-in-florida-man-2015/ I'm January 5th: " Florida Man Puts Dragon Lizard in His Mouth, Smacks People with It " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 June 19th: Florida man chases neighbor with tractor screaming 'run, fat a**' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 mines lame Sept 3 FL man arrested after ‘Wet Willy’ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Giant mixing truck serving ****tails in Florida A distillery announced its giant mixing truck, which looks like a hybrid of a cement mixer and a martini shaker, is going on a tour of Florida. The makers of Monkey Shoulder whiskey said the "Monkey Shoulder Mixer," a 27-foot-long truck with a 2,400-gallon drink mixer on the back, will be serving serving ****tails at various locations in the Orlando area during the next week. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Man electrocuted while trying to remove pigeon from power line A man who kept pigeons in his backyard near West Palm Beach died when he used an aluminum pole while trying to get one of the birds off a power line, officials said Monday. It was shortly before 3 p.m. Saturday when deputies answering a call about a possible electrocution on the 5600 block of Purdy Lane found Elian Garcia-Rivera, 36, — unresponsive — between a large pigeon coop and a chain link fence, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Off The Beat: DUI driver with 'fake urine' not showered with praise ST. LUCIE COUNTY — A man arrested after a traffic crash explained that fake urine found in his vehicle was for “role play” that he and his wife enjoy, according to an affidavit. Andrew Hartman, 29, gave the explanation to St. Lucie County sheriff’s investigators after a March 12 crash at Kings Highway and Angle Road. Investigators say Hartman lost control while turning onto southbound Kings Highway and crashed into a stationary semi tractor trailer. Hartman declined medical attention. Officials “observed the at-fault driver (Hartman) to have constricted pupils and believed he may be intoxicated,” the affidavit states. Hartman, of Port St. Lucie, participated in field sobriety exercises, and was arrested on a charge of DUI with property damage. In Hartman’s vehicle, deputies found a bag with “fake urine” in it. The bag smelled of marijuana. Urine is the liquid and dissolved substances secreted by kidneys and stored in the bladder. Urine is discharged from the body via the urethra, typically into a toilet, commode or urinal. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 (edited) AA minor league baseball team the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp recently announced a special promotion for a July 26 home game: Florida Man Night Fire up the Skynyrd, throw the kids in the back of the pickup, and crack a couple of road sodas, because the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp have just announced Florida Man Night, and if you're a fan of baseball, people watching, and public intoxication tickets, you simply cannot miss this plumbers crack jamboree. While details remain scant, the Marlins' double-A affiliate have unveiled a few key elements of the already legendary evening, set to go down on July 26th at the beautiful Baseball Grounds of Jacksonville. The driving theme of the evening, unsurprisingly, will be petty crime, with Jumbo Shrimp brass attempting to break a different bizarre Florida law every inning. To ensure that all misdemeanors are conducted properly, the Jumbo Shrimp will even have a lawyer from the Law Offices of John Phillips—the official sponsors of the event—on hand to officiate. Apparently Saul Goodman was already booked. https://www.golfdigest.com/story/minor-league-baseball-team-to-host-florida-man-night-will-break-new-law-every-inning Breaking News The Jumbo Shrimp have announced a Special Guest for Florida Man Night: Florida Man Lane Pittman. You may recognize Mr. Pittman as the brave soul who refused to evacuate during Hurricane Matthew and instead cranked up Slayer, waved an American flag, and head-banged into the storm while a news crew filmed: No word on whether Florida Man Lane Pittman is related to - or IS - Pittman4Two. Edited March 26, 2019 by Dan T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Colony Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 1 hour ago, China said: Off The Beat: DUI driver with 'fake urine' not showered with praise Urine is the liquid and dissolved substances secreted by kidneys and stored in the bladder. Urine is discharged from the body via the urethra, typically into a toilet, commode or urinal. Click on the link for the full article And they felt like they had to define urine, why? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, First Colony said: And they felt like they had to define urine, why? Cause.....floriduhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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