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Badly damaged pickup truck drives on Florida road

 

Aug. 31 (UPI) -- A driver on a Florida road pulled over to capture video of an unusual sight -- a man driving a pickup truck so badly damaged that its door doesn't close.

 

The video, recorded Wednesday, shows a pickup truck traveling on a Crestview road with severe damage to its cab.

 

The truck's roof is caved in, its windshield is lopsided and the driver's door is stuck wide open.

 

"I saw this vehicle pulling out into a highway as I passed by," the filmer wrote. "I then saw the vehicle take a side road that lead to a 'short-cut' to avoid being seen by cops. 

 

 

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A Florida man was arrested for counterfeiting bills and trying to sell them on Facebook.

According to an arrest affidavit, a deputy responded to the home of Levy Newberry, 28, of New Port Richey, Florida.

The complaint was made by Newberry’s landlord. She said he had manufactured counterfeit money in $5, $10 and $20 bills by printing it out at the library.
 

The landlord said Newberry had numerous pages of printed counterfeit money on the floor in his bedroom.

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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville

 

NICEVILLE — Responding to a house fire last week, Niceville police officers and firefighters encountered an odd sight.


When firefighters got to the home around 5:30 p.m., they could see smoke coming from inside. A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door.


Police officers arrived shortly after to assist.


The man came to the door again, left it open and went back into the house.


According to the offense report from the Police Department, the man showed no signs of understanding the danger he was in. There were several things on fire inside the home, including some towels.


An officer detained the man and removed him from the house for his own safety.

 

The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning. 

 

Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill — which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread.

 

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Quick, Someone Get This Anxiety-Ridden Guy A Fidget Spinner Or Some Xanax Bars

 

A man arrested early yesterday for masturbating in public told police that engaging in such illicit pleasure sessions “helps with his anxiety,” according to an arrest report.

 

Cops allege that Carlos Salvador, 20, was naked from the waist down when a witness spotted him around 2:30 AM inside a 24-hour laundromat in Clearwater, Florida. In a 911 call, the witness reported that the male suspect had an erect penis and was masturbating “out in the open.”

 

When police arrived at the laundromat (seen below), Salvador was seated inside and “masturbating while watching pornography on his phone.”

 

During police questioning, Salvador reportedly admitted to previously masturbating in public, saying that it “helps with his anxiety.”

 

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Cops: Father Drove Teens To Park For Sex

 

SEPTEMBER 17--A Florida man was arrested this month after driving his 15-year-old son to a local park for a late-night sexual encounter with his girlfriend, also 15, according to court records.

 

At around 11:30 PM on September 6, a police officer spotted a Toyota parked after hours at McChesney Park in Port St. Lucie. The patrolman approached the vehicle and found Laurence Mitchell, 53, in the driver’s seat.

 

Asked what he was doing that Thursday evening, Mitchell explained that his son had asked him to pick up his girlfriend so that the minors could go to the park and “do their thang.” As to why the teens would be transported to a park after hours, Mitchell replied, “So they can do what kids do.” Asked by a patrolman for clarification of that statement, Mitchell reportedly said, “Well, they aren’t out there stealing, they are just having sex.”

 

Mitchell acknowledged that he did not know the girl he had picked up “nor gained consent to have her out from her parents.” But he added that, “They could be out there doing worse.”

 

The cop subsequently interviewed the teenagers, who “were returning from the soccer field.” When asked what they were doing in the park, Mitchell’s son replied, “We were just smokin’ and ****in’.”

 

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Report: Jacksonville mother offered hitman earrings, cash to kill husband

 

A Jacksonville mother is accused of trying to hire a hitman to murder her husband. 

 

Police say Crystal Ely offered an undercover officer money and jewelry in exchange for killing her husband. She gave the hitman a detailed diagram of the interior of his place of business, the report said. 

 

The suspect the remains behind bars at the Duval County Jail after police say they stopped her plan to kill her husband. Ely, a mother of three, is accused of trying to get rid of her husband in a murder-for-hire plot.

 

The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office began investigating the 29-year-old after receiving a tip. A police report says that she met with the undercover officer several times in September and offered money, a pair of earrings and two rings as payment.

 

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On 9/5/2018 at 8:35 AM, ixcuincle said:

LOL! New Port Richey, I used to live there.

But props to him, I've always said, if you want to counterfeit then you print small bills, nothing over a $10.

On 9/12/2018 at 11:52 AM, Cooked Crack said:

Florida Gator bites disc golfer and gets punished for his service.

When even nature thinks you're a douche.

 

You're 35 years old....stop playing disc golf.

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Report: Jacksonville mother offered hitman earrings, cash to kill husband

 

A Jacksonville mother is accused of trying to hire a hitman to murder her husband. 

 

Police say Crystal Ely offered an undercover officer money and jewelry in exchange for killing her husband. She gave the hitman a detailed diagram of the interior of his place of business, the report said. 

 

The suspect the remains behind bars at the Duval County Jail after police say they stopped her plan to kill her husband. Ely, a mother of three, is accused of trying to get rid of her husband in a murder-for-hire plot.

 

The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office began investigating the 29-year-old after receiving a tip. A police report says that she met with the undercover officer several times in September and offered money, a pair of earrings and two rings as payment.

 

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I mean really people, are there really hitmen for hire? Aren't they all just undercover police?

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Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say

 

PALM COAST, Fla. - A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, according to Flagler County Sheriff's Office officials. 

 

Cory Hatzl, 30, was arrested Monday morning after a woman called authorities around 1 a.m. saying Hatzl was chasing her boyfriend and "trying to fight" him. 

 

The woman received a call from her boyfriend who was riding his bike by a Winn-Dixie on Palm Coast Parkway when Hatzl started chasing him, authorities said. The woman said when she and her boyfriend arrived at the Chick-fil-A, Hatzl tried to fight her boyfriend and then started to take off his clothes. 

 

Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman's boyfriend, "you're gay for looking at my penis."

 

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On 9/12/2018 at 11:39 PM, China said:

Quick, Someone Get This Anxiety-Ridden Guy A Fidget Spinner Or Some Xanax Bars

 

A man arrested early yesterday for masturbating in public told police that engaging in such illicit pleasure sessions “helps with his anxiety,” according to an arrest report.

 

Cops allege that Carlos Salvador, 20, was naked from the waist down when a witness spotted him around 2:30 AM inside a 24-hour laundromat in Clearwater, Florida. In a 911 call, the witness reported that the male suspect had an erect penis and was masturbating “out in the open.”

 

When police arrived at the laundromat (seen below), Salvador was seated inside and “masturbating while watching pornography on his phone.”

 

During police questioning, Salvador reportedly admitted to previously masturbating in public, saying that it “helps with his anxiety.”

 

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the "we gotta do something... to help with my anxiety...."  clause never works in MY house, either :(

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Florida man gets 20 years in prison for stealing $600 worth of cigarettes

 

PENSACOLA, Fla. — A man who stole $600 worth of cigarettes from a convenience store in Florida has been sentenced to 20 years in state prison. A jury in Pensacola convicted 48-year-old Robert Spellman of burglary and grand theft in August. 

 

Authorities say Spellman took 10 cartons of cigarettes from a stock room in the store manager's office last December. He was sentenced Friday.

Police found Spellman nearby with the cigarettes in his possession, the State Attorney's Office told The Pensacola News Journal.

 

Spellman reportedly had 14 felony and 31 misdemeanor convictions prior to the cigarette theft, which qualified him as a habitual felony offender. 

 

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Florida grandma scares off naked intruder by popping her dentures out

 

TITUSVILLE, Fla. -- A Titusville, Florida grandmother opened her blinds early Friday morning, expecting to see her cat on the back porch, only to see a nude man standing there, according to police.

 

"I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, 'What the hell? That's not my cat,'" said Pettersen.

 

Pettersen, who once worked in security and law enforcement, decided she'd give the intruder a fright.

She popped out her teeth.

 

"Grandma no teeth!" she shouted.

 

At Rivera's first appearance hearing, the prosecutor said alcohol may have been a factor.

 

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The grass may be greener along Brickell Avenue, but that’s because it’s artificial

 

They paved paradise and put down plastic grass.

 

“What’s next?” outraged Brickell residents ask. Will they take all the trees and put them in a tree museum?

 

Grass along the swales of Brickell Avenue – one of Miami’s iconic roadways – has been ripped out and replaced with a carpet of artificial turf. The synthetic grass is glued with a bile-colored adhesive to 1 ½-inch thick concrete slabs that were poured atop the soil.

 

The city’s public works department and Mayor Francis Suarez say the $230,160 project will save on maintenance expenses and beautify bare patches beneath shade trees, but people who live in the condos and apartments that line the downtown avenue are appalled.

 

“We don’t want fake grass in our neighborhood,” Miriam Merino said. “What is the city thinking? It is a stupid, tacky, environmentally destructive idea.”

 

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