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Florida man jailed after fighting teenage son. He said it started with a hedgehog.

 

It started with a fight over a hedgehog. It ended with a Greenacres man pushing a wheelchair with a baseball bat and a machete.

 

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Homer Stacy II, 53, was arrested Sunday on aggravated assault and battery charges after authorities said he armed himself during a fight with his 18-year-old son, Jacob Stacy.

 

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How did this one ever escape Florida???   

 

 

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Virginia woman dresses as clown, kills woman then marries victim's husband, Florida deputies say

ABINGDON, Va. - A Virginia woman dressed as a clown and murdered the wife of her future husband 27 years ago in Florida, according to deputies.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said 40-year-old Marlene Warren was at her home in Wellington, Florida along with her son and several of his friends the morning of May 26, 1990, when a white Chrysler LeBaron pulled into the driveway

 

A person dressed as a clown got out of the car and walked to the front door carrying a flower arrangement and two balloons, according to investigators.  Marlene Warren answered the front door and was handed the flowers and balloons by the clown, detectives stated. The clown pulled out a gun, shot Marlene Warren in the face, calmly walked back to the car and drove away, according to officials. 

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http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/virginia-woman-dressed-as-clown-murdered-wife-of-future-husband-in-florida-deputies-say

 

 

(   I speculate that she was just up here for the Juggalo rally  :hitfan: )

 

 

what juggalette/clown _might_ have looked like... 

 

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BLOTTER OF THE YEAR No. 7: Driver refuses to unclench his heroin-hiding buttocks

 

After several attempts, deputies managed to pry the drugs out of his butt.

 

Our No. 7 Police Blotter of the Year, with 4,258 page views, is this man’s attempt to hide heroin.


OKALOOSA ISLAND – A 37-year-old man was arrested after he tried to hide a bag of heroin between his buttocks during a traffic stop.


The Niceville man refused to unclench his buttocks for Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputies to retrieve the drugs. After several attempts, they managed to pry the drugs out of his butt.

 

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13 hours ago, LadySkinsFan said:

I saw those photos. What I read was that the alligator chomped down on the snakes head and dragged it into one of the water traps on the golf course. 

 

Yum, dinner!

I wonder who's the idiot that let a Burmese Python into Florida in the first place. There aren't native to Florida.  Florida even brought some Python hunters from India to catch some pythons.

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1 hour ago, Rdskns2000 said:

I wonder who's the idiot that let a Burmese Python into Florida in the first place. There aren't native to Florida.  Florida even brought some Python hunters from India to catch some pythons.

 

A lot of people down here say it was Hurricane Andrew, I guess it destroyed a huge reptile breeding facility in Homestead that housed many exotics.

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19 minutes ago, jschuck12001 said:

 

A lot of people down here say it was Hurricane Andrew, I guess it destroyed a huge reptile breeding facility in Homestead that housed many exotics.

 

Plus all the people who acquire them because they seem to be "cool" domestic pets, then decide they've had enough, and let them loose in the wild.

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Jets WR Robby Anderson threatened to sexually assault cop’s wife after speeding at 105 mph in Florida: police

 

For the second time in less than a year, Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson is in trouble with the law. And this time, the alleged details are very ugly.

 

Anderson was arrested early Friday morning in Sunrise, Florida, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to the Daily News. According to the police report, after being arrested and placed in the back seat of the police vehicle, Anderson “stated that when he got out he was going to find (the officer’s) wife, f--k her and n-t in her eye.”

 

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A 6-foot-9 man beat his armless and legless girlfriend — and wanted cops to know why

 

Brandi Gregory couldn’t call 911 after live-in boyfriend Patrick Moan punched her in the right ear.

 

She lacks arms, legs and a phone — Moan broke hers two weeks ago.

 

So, two hours after the punch on Sunday afternoon, Moan pushed Gregory to a Vero Beach Walmart so she could tell someone, according to the Indian River Sheriff’s Office. Moan told a Walmart shopper himself, hoping that person would “call the cops so he could go to jail.”

 

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Florida is the worst state in the nation in every way, new rankings say

 

Florida ranks dead last when it comes to rating the best states in the nation. Michigan ranks No. 1, the very best state in the union.

 

Let that sink in for awhile. Michigan, the state that gave us the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock (the poor man’s Ted Nugent), is 49 states better than Florida.

 

Thrillist’s Definitive and Final Ranking of All 50 States list ranked the states “based on everything.” Specifically, the states’ contributions to America, like inventions, food and drink, “somewhat productive famous people,” and unique physical beauty, among other things.

 

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