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We did play the Panthers...I still say that int/td reversal killed us...heck even so, if that QB run at the end of the first half had stood, we would have only been down 10 at half...can't wait to knock them outta the playoffs

 

I am with you man  that game was such a setup for us to fail by the refs.  Team lost all concentration after that Int reversal, 14 point swing right there.  And Reed's supposed holding call on that run by Cousins was total BS.

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I don't disagree, but I think just having a competent run game would make a major difference. The lack of a run game is both a major reason why I'm so impressed with Cousins, and the biggest reason I don't see us going anywhere this year postseason.

I don't disagree either and if we had a running game with this receiving corp we would win the Super Bowl. Do you guys think think that other teams sell out to stop the run and then say let KC beat us?

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Actually your quote made me think of the scene in the Big Bang Theory where Howard keeps using astronaut talk to Bernadette while in bed, and she pulls up and says, "we need to talk..."

 

In that case, we need an ending scene showing Kirk and Julie sitting in bed at night:

 

Julie: What are you looking at?

Kirk: I don't know, Colt sent me some video of Robert...

(view shows Kirk's laptop...it's a video of RG3 answering the door to a porch of kids trick-or-treating)

 

Griffin: "Here you go...(holds up T-shirt and points to it)...It says "No Pressure/No Diamonds"...(starts handing out t-shirts to the kids)...I said that. I made that famous. What have you done?"

 

Kirk (slowly closes his laptop): Ok, I get it...

 

 

Goddamn your posts have been gold recently my friend

I don't even have to post anymore

 

Never in a million years would I have imagined you saying this 3 months ago lol :lol: ...

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In that case, we need an ending scene showing Kirk and Julie sitting in bed at night:

Julie: What are you looking at?

Kirk: I don't know, Colt sent me some video of Robert...

(view shows Kirk's laptop...it's a video of RG3 answering the door to a porch of kids trick-or-treating)

Griffin: "Here you go...(holds up T-shirt and points to it)...It says "No Pressure/No Diamonds"...(starts handing out t-shirts to the kids)...I said that. I made that famous. What have you done?"

Kirk (slowly closes his laptop): Ok, I get it...

Brilliant show, brilliant episode.

Every time I see an episode, I say to my wife, "oh, that's one of my favorites." And she says, "you say that about every episode.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Updates...

☑ Beat the Cowboys

☑ Win in prime time

☑ ☑ ☑ Win two games in a row

☑ Winning record

☑ Get to the playoffs

☑ Break Redskins single-season passing yards record

☑ Create a nationally recognized slogan

☑ Team is no longer a ****show on and off the field

☑ Beat Eagles in Primetime on Road for Division Title

☑ Road game without a turnover

☐ Go to the pro bowl 

☐ Do a fast food commercial with someone who ISN'T a pedophile.

☐ His dad offers input on the offense

☐ Beat the Seattle Seahawks in the playoffs.

☐ Get PAID.

☐ Silence the haters

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If I missed some check boxes go ahead and add them...

 

☑ Have a good game against a quality defense.

☑ Silence the haters 

 

☑ Get franchised tagged

☑ Play on the franchise tag

☐ Get franchised tagged again

☐ Play on the franchise tag again

☐ Get PAID.

☐ Get PAID more than any player has before

 

☐ Lead the team to a double-digit win season
☐ Throw for 30+ TDs in one season
☐ Throw 10 or fewer INTs in one full season
☐ Throw for 5,000+ yards

 

☐ Win a playoff game at home
☐ Win a playoff game on the road

☐ Beat the Seattle Seahawks in the playoffs.

☐ Lead the team to the NFC Championship Game
☐ Lead the team to the Super Bowl
☐ Win the Super Bowl
☐ Win MVP of the Super Bowl
☐ Win League MVP


☐ Go to the pro bowl 

☐ Go to the pro bowl ten years in a row like Brady or Manning

☐ Make the HOF as a Redskin

 

☐ Win against an undefeated team that is miles better than any Redskins team since 1991

☐ Win against a team with a HOF QB and HOF HC

☐ SI cover

☐ Madden cover

 

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