ExoDus84 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Please allow myself to introduce ...... Myself. I'm Ritchie Cunningham & this is my wife Oprah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Man, I'll be damned if this isn't a "look at me!" post. A very new poster tells his life story, then explains why he changed his username. Okie dokie man! Thanks for the heads up. Come on, no need for this my man. We're all on edge due to that preseason game, but let's not forget this is first of all a community for the brotherhood (and sisterhood) of Redskins fans to interact. Let's be friendly to Otis here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedskinDaddy Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Please allow myself to introduce ...... Myself. I'm Ritchie Cunningham & this is my wife Oprah. Thought you looked familiar. But then again, I don't recall Ritchie Cunningham ever peeing on Jeremy Shockey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I'm known as DiamondSkin on other sites. But it's been a really long time since I've posted there, wherever that may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 How do we change our name? You have to beat TK in a rapid fire Star Wars trivia challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanut0862 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You don't ride a cow do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Cumberland Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You don't ride a cow do you? hahaha... classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Hmmm. Otis. Wonder if he's from Otisberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup's Uncle Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You have to beat TK in a rapid fire Star Wars trivia challenge. I'm pretty good at Star Wars stuff, don't know if I could beat TK. I would like to change my username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm pretty good at Star Wars stuff, don't know if I could beat TK. I would like to change my username.A sizable donation to my retirement could go a long way in getting it changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup's Uncle Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 A sizable donation to my retirement could go a long way in getting it changed. Tell me where to send the moola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm Riggo-toni. For a brief moment when this site underwent a migration and everyone had to essentially re-register, I briefly went by the moniker Riggotoni because the MB had an issue with hyphens, but one of the mods changed it back for me.....just in case any of you were confused I thought I would clarify. I have also registered as Lex Luthier on other sites, but it turned out to be a more common handle than I thought-guess there are a lot of sinister guitarmakers out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel-Ra Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm Riggo-toni. For a brief moment when this site underwent a migration and everyone had to essentially re-register, I briefly went by the moniker Riggotoni because the MB had an issue with hyphens, but one of the mods changed it back for me.....just in case any of you were confused I thought I would clarify. I have also registered as Lex Luthier on other sites, but it turned out to be a more common handle than I thought-guess there are a lot of sinister guitarmakers out there. Luthier...? Cool... if you have a wesite that shows your work, PM the address to me. I could look at guitar porn all day long. Since I'm now 40 and have used the name Hawgboy since I was on thenflforum some 15 odd years ago, I considered changing my name but figured LesPaulSkin or GuitSkin was already taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 My guitar business finally folded last year -I'd been losing money on it since the financial crisis. I think the bare bones of the website jeppsonguitars.com is still up there, but I had to sell off my equipment and settle for just making guitar pickups nowadays. ( jeppsonpickups.com ). I just barely started tinkering with making effects pedals, but I don't think that will be much more than a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup's Uncle Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 My guitar business finally folded last year -I'd been losing money on it since the financial crisis. I think the bare bones of the website jeppsonguitars.com is still up there, but I had to sell off my equipment and settle for just making guitar pickups nowadays. ( jeppsonpickups.com ). I just barely started tinkering with making effects pedals, but I don't think that will be much more than a hobby. Wow. Your guitar work is awesome. I'm a guitarist so I love seeing people's custom work. That sucks it folded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtdrums Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 [i apologize to the mods in advance if this is posted in the wrong section. I have seen other posters park an intro thread in The Stadium, so I have followed suit] Hey folks. I've got a new screen name! I am now Diehard Otis. I really enjoy your work on elevators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is this the official Otis thread now? Because I met Otis Leverette at a training camp years ago. To say he towered over the audience would be an understatement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Wow. Your guitar work is awesome. I'm a guitarist so I love seeing people's custom work. That sucks it folded. Thanks man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm really disappointed that this thread hasn't devolved into pics of scantily clad women yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grego Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm really disappointed that this thread hasn't devolved into pics of scantily clad women yet. good thing its never too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaRonDontLikeUgly Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Ahhh, Otis…. My freshman year of college I was sentenced to 60 hours of community service on campus for several infractions involving (but not limited to) dorm-room debauchery. They slapped a pair of latex gloves on me paired me up with a 65 year old custodian named Otis from Alabama. (Picture if you will a 5'6'' version of Samuel L. Jackson's character from "Black Snake Moan" who talked exactly like Fred Smoot.) Otis quickly became my hero. Every 2 hours or so, he would make me wait behind the dumpster while he ran across the street to buy a 22oz brew. To this day, I've never seen a man crack open a deuce-deuce (without the aid of shotgunning) and demolish it in under 6 seconds. He called it his "water break".Later on, we were cleaning out a trashcan and I saw two crinkled-up $100 bills floating on top of the garbage. Without hesitation, I stuffed them into my pocket and bagged up the rest of the trash. Otis snapped his head around real fast, "What cha got there, boy? I saw that ****!" I knew he hadn't seen that ****, so I kinda just smirked and walked to the elevator. Otis wouldn't let it go, so I eventually revealed my findings on the elevator. He immediately broke out into a leprechaunish jig, "Oh ****, that's what I'm talkin' about!!" He then tried to convince me to give me one of the bills because we were a "team". (Hell nah, Otis. Where was my 11oz every time we took a water break?) Anyway, the money turned out to be fake and got me in a lot of trouble-- but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise because that just meant I got to spend more time behind the dumpster with my 'ol buddy Otis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year and stole many a man's soul and faith. What? No, not Dan Snyder, but good guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 S.T., I produce more wisdom in tightly coiled piles in the toilet than will ever come from any of your orifices. There he is. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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