China Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Brazil prison escape follows seduction Sao Paulo (CNN)Call it a prison break that left little to the imagination. Two women, dressed in skimpy, "sexy" police officer costumes, allegedly showed up at a prison in Brazil's interior Mato Grosso state on Thursday, according to local media reports. The women talked guards into letting them inside and seduced them, spiking their drinks in the process, according to reports. What happened next is what one might expect when strangers in lingerie appear unannounced at your work place: the guards were found the next morning, naked and handcuffed with little recollection of the night before. And 26 prisoners had escaped from the prison, located in Nova Mutum, a small city near Cuiaba. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 NY city officials decide it's too cold for Ice Fest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Australia town consumed by 'hairy panic' A fast-growing tumbleweed called "hairy panic" is clogging up homes in a small Australian town. Extremely dry conditions mean the weeds pile up each day outside a row of homes at Wangaratta, in Victoria's northeast. Frustrated residents are forced to clear out the weeds for several hours every day, with piles of hairy panic at times reaching roof height. ... "It's physically draining and mentally more draining," resident Pam Twitchett told Prime7 News Albury. Click on the link for the full article Edited February 18, 2016 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 CAUGHT ON VIDEO: Knife-Wielding, Rum-Guzzling Monkey In Rooftop Standoff In Brazil Don't mess with this monkey. A rum-drinking primate grabbed a butcher's knife and hopped onto the roof of a makeshift bar in Patos, Brazil, where it stabbed at the tiles and then waved the blade over the edge -- essentially, giving the folks below some very strong "BACK OFF" vibes. People can be heard hollering and laughing at the monkey as it brandishes the knife in an incident filmed earlier this month. "It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," Lt. Col Saul Laurentino of the local fire department told the aRede news website. Click on the link for the full article and video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 SEE IT: Whiskey-swigging Washington centenarian 'could not have been less thrilled' to be interviewed on her 110th birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Winners Of $1.6 Billion Powerball Jackpot Sued By Prisoner As the Powerball jackpot topped $1 billion, the frenzy grew. It was fun to dream, even if you knew you stood little chance. But often, a winner faces suits by friends, co-workers, even family. Sadly, it has now happened to the winning Robinson family of Munford, Tennessee. Jonathan Lee Riches, also known as Jihadi Schitz, has sued the Multistate Lottery Commission, Powerball and the Robinson family. The suit attempts to halt the payout of their third of the $1.6 billion win, or to recoup Mr. Riches’ alleged one-half of the loot. The lawsuit is homespun and handwritten, hardly legible, much less drafted in the language of lawyers. But the suit is evidently meant to be serious, laying claim to half the winnings. Mr. Riches is the real winner, the home-made lawsuit claims. It goes on to allege that Mr. Riches was incarcerated in a penitentiary for the last several years, during which time Mr. Riches claims he was in frequent written contact with Ms. Tiffany Robinson, the daughter of the putative winners. Mr. Riches claims to have sent Tiffany $20 from his prison trust fund, urging her to give the money to her parents to buy lottery tickets, which the suit alleges they otherwise could not afford. Mr. Riches goes on to allege that Tiffany was going to “murry him,” and that if they won the lottery, they would leave America to live on a remote island full of milk and honey. He is bitter that she and her parents are spending money Mr. Riches claims is half his. His complaint says he is a Muslim and that Tiffany was going to be his Muslim wife. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Three women pick up a hitch-hiker and force him to have sex so they can 'harvest his semen' in latest 'sperm collector' attack to hit Zimbabwe Police fear a trio of female 'sperm collectors' are on the loose in Zimbabwe after they picked up a hitchhiker on a highway and raped him in order to 'harvest' his sperm. The women, believed to be driving a white Toyota Cresta, offered him a lift along a main road in the city of Bulawayo, in the country's southwest. But partway through the journey the women attacked him - forcing him to have sex with them and making off with his semen. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Fart sparks shoot out between rival Spanish gypsy clans A gun battle broke out between feuding neighbours in southern Spain after one broke wind within earshot of another. The fracas erupted between gypsy clans in eastern Spain when a member of one family let rip while walking past a young man from the rival family shortly before midnight on Sunday, local newspaper Diario Informacion reported. The young man returned the insult in the same way; by farting in his direction. The situation quickly escalated with a wife of one the men joining the fray claiming she was insulted, and then the other man’s wife also getting involved, until guns were pulled and shots fired. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Were any of them the french knight from The Holy Grail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Toyota Cresta? Don't they mean Cressida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Were any of them the french knight from The Holy Grail?really was a missed opportunity to not say he farted in his general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 link Whitey Bulger in trouble for self service in prison. You can't do that in prison? WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Toyota Cresta? Don't they mean Cressida? Nope: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Cresta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Hmm. Never knew of that car. You learn something all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Hmm. Never knew of that car. You learn something all the time. Pretty much the same car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 link Whitey Bulger in trouble for self service in prison. You can't do that in prison? WTF? the man is 85.... if he was successful, perhaps a medal or a trophy of some sort would be more called for..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Hapless man has FOUR steel rings cut off penis by firemen Firefighters on the Costa Blanca were called to an unusual rescue last week when they had to use specialist cutting tools to free a 36-year-old man’s member. The Lithuanian man arrived at the Accident and Emergency section of Denia hospital after midnight last Thursday after a kinky sex game went wrong and four metal rings got stuck on his penis. But doctors had to call in the assistance of local firefighters to remove the steel rings with specialist cutting equipment. The steel rings were so thick that two cuts had to be made in each in order to prise them off the delicate body part while cooling fluid was applied to avoid burning from the electric circular saw. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 http://barkpost.com/humor/15-pictures-dog-ownership/ Man, can I relate to these! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 NYC’s ‘sex spa’ is grossing people out The Spa Castle in Queens is billed as a sprawling, 22-pool Disneyland of soaks and steams. But some patrons are anything but G-rated. On Sunday mornings, an army of exotic dancers getting off their Saturday night shifts descends on the complex — and it’s not to do laps in the pool. “We open at 6 a.m., and lots of strippers come here after work to unwind,” an employee told The Post. “There’s lots of skinny-dipping and the girls are making out with each other and partying. It looks like the set of a porn movie.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 http://mashable.com/2016/03/08/tiger-loose-highway-qatar/#HoRcRe_Graq5 Loose tiger causes traffic nightmare on Qatar highway A loose tiger cub gave commuting motorists quite the scare on the Doha Expressway in Qatar on Tuesday as the frightened and confused cat wandered through traffic. Video and photos of the tiger were shared on Twitter, which even resurrected an old Twitter account, @DohaTiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Christian ‘prophet’ loses his buttocks to a hungry lion while trying to prove God would save him Alec Ndiwane thought he was filled with the Holy Spirit when he decided to “challenge” lions at the Kruger National Park. The Zion Christian Church Prophet was at the park with his fellow church members when, according to GhanaWeb, he went into a trance and began speaking in tongues. The group approached the pride of lions while they munched happily on an antelope, but that’s when Ndiwane ran toward the lions. Out To Africa lists humans as the major predator to lions, so it’s no surprise that the lions took on the challenge. Once he realized what was happening, Ndiwane made an about-face and immediately ran away. Unfortunately, lions are fast and fierce animals and when one of the lions snapped her paws on him, Ndiwane sustained injuries to his buttocks. The ranger fired his gun into the air to scare the lions off and rushed the prophet to the hospital, where he underwent emergency surgery to ensure he didn’t lose most of his buttocks. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 A mountain lion snuck into the Los Angeles Zoo and ate a koala This Nov. 2014 file photo provided by the National Park Service shows the Griffith Park mountain lion known as P-22. He's clearly thinking "Should I not have done that?" LOS ANGELES — Officials believe P-22, a wild mountain lion that prowls a sprawling Los Angeles park, made a meal of a koala found mauled to death at the city's zoo. The big, 7-year-old male cougar was spotted on surveillance video from the same night. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Geez, killed a koala. That sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Geez, killed a koala. That sucks. Maybe he was just annoyed by this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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