pjfootballer Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I don't know what is worse. That he was so gross that he made them into art or that someone will actually buy them. Hell, maybe I'll bottle my farts and sell them on Craig's list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 funny as in odd. I couldn't find a thread for it and didn't want to start one for that one thing. I suppose I could start a random disturbing articles thread. funny as in odd. I couldn't find a thread for it and didn't want to start one for that one thing. I suppose I could start a random disturbing articles thread. ahhhh! as in "Dude, you sure do smell funny...... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Saw this and thought it was cool... Not exactly funny.. but Funny as head scratcher.. http://george-bond.blogspot.com/2012/06/coolest-thing-ever.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 A Missouri bill would require lobbyists to report sexual relationships they have with lawmakers or their staff. The legislation filed this week defines those sexual relations as "gifts," which lobbyists would have to regularly report to the Missouri Ethics Commission. House Bill 2059 reads: "For purposes of subdivision (2) of this subsection, the term "gift" shall include sexual relations between a registered lobbyist and a member of the general assembly or his or her staff. Relations be tween married persons or between persons who entered into a relationship prior to the registration of the lobbyist, the election of the member to the general assembly, or the employment of the staff person shall not be reportable under this subdivision. The reporting of sexual relations for purposes of this subdivision shall not require a dollar valuation." http://krcgtv.com/news/local/proposed-bill-would-require-missouri-lobbyists-to-report-sex-as-gifts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Woodland rejects solar farm WOODLAND – The Woodland Town Council rejected a proposal to rezone a section of land north of town to M2 (manufacturing) from RA (residential/agricultural), essentially denying approval of a solar farm. ... Later in the meeting, the Town Council voted for a complete moratorium on solar farms. During the public comment period preceding the rezoning vote, citizens expressed distrust and fear of the solar panels. ... Jane Mann said she is a local native and is concerned about the natural vegetation that makes the community beautiful. She is a retired Northampton science teacher and is concerned that photosynthesis, which depends upon sunlight, would not happen and would keep the vegetation from growing. She said she has observed areas near solar panels where vegetation is brown and dead because it did not receive enough sunlight. She also questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her that solar panels didn’t cause cancer. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) Back from the dead: Russian man wakes up in morgue after too much drinking, goes back to party A man in Russia’s Far East woke up in the morgue after having been declared dead, local media report. Before the incident, he had been doing vodka rounds with friends – and after the “miraculous awakening,” he went back to the party. ... His friends called an ambulance and medical staff hastily declared the man dead before taking him to the morgue, according to the daily. However, the man eventually came back to his senses (somewhat) – only to find himself in a mortuary freezer. “That night the local morgue was filled to its capacity, the bodies were not only on the shelves, but also on the floor of the freezer room, where our ‘dead’ hero was allocated,” Aleksey Stoyev, a police spokesman, told the newspaper. “At some point, the man woke up, failing to understand where he was. It was very dark and cold. In addition his brain was foggy due to the influence of alcohol. In the darkness, he felt someone’s completely cold limbs and in fear rushed to the door. But it was locked.” He started screaming for help and pounding on the door. His calls drew the attention of the morgue’s guard, who reported the situation to the doctors. The latter thought that the guard was imagining things, according to the local report. Nonetheless, out of cautiousness the doctors called police. Opening the door police were met by the ‘resurrected’ man who in panic ran out of the room, according to the department of criminal investigations. Police questioned the man and released him. Returning to the place of the party, he found his friends were still drinking, but this time commemorating him. Click on the link for the full article Edited January 12, 2016 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 That dude knows how to party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Dr. David Newman Charged With Ejaculating On Patient's Face, Surrenders n emergency room doctor accused of ejaculating into a drugged patient's face turned himself in to police Tuesday, the New York Daily News reports. David Newman of Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City reported to the NYPD Special Victims squad to face charges of sexual abuse and assault. In addition, a second accuser has emerged, alleging she was sexually attacked by Newman in September, ABC 7 noted. ... According to previous reports, a woman complaining of a sore shoulder visited Mount Sinai's emergency room on Jan. 11. It is alleged she was given an extra shot of morphine by Newman, who proceeded to fondle her breasts and masturbate, ejaculating in her face. The woman is said to have preserved some of his semen for authorities. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 'Mummy, why do you have a beard on your bottom?' Red-faced parents share the most embarrassing things their children have said in public ... Another food-related embarrassment on a shopping trip was shared by Sarah Culverwell. 'I went to the supermarket recently with my lad Jack to get popcorn as we were having a movie day,' she recalled. 'Very loudly at the checkout he shouted: 'I'm excited for our **** porn Mummy'. I was so embarrassed.' ... Charlotte Flloyd's moment of shame occurred while stopping to use the loo with her young daughter. 'My three-year-old daughter Madeleine said very loudly in public toilets:''Mummy, why do you have a beard on your bottom?",' she explained. 'Cue the lady in the next cubicle struggling to contain her giggles. I nearly died of embarrassment.' Click on the link for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) Group of women make extraordinary claim that they have hybrid 'ALIEN' children who (conveniently) live on giant spaceships A group of women in the US claim to have children fathered by aliens - and describe their sexual encounters with extra-terrestrials as the 'best they've ever had'. Bridget Nielson, from Sedona, Arizona, and Aluna Verse, from Los Angeles, California, are among members of the 'Hybrid Baby Community' who believe their children live on giant alien spaceships. The pair claim that between them, they have 13 children with aliens - and that the conceptions happen either through artificial insemination or real sexual encounters. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3408500/It-super-primal-sexual-experience-Group-women-make-extraordinary-claim-hybrid-children-fathered-ALIENS-live-giant-spaceships-say-best-sex-ever.html Edited January 21, 2016 by HogNose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Sounds like the plot from a lot of awful porn movies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Police: Man stuck screw up his genitals LARKSVILLE — Talk about getting screwed. A man who officials say was intoxicated is being treated after putting a nail in a cringe-worthy place in his body. At approximately 5 p.m. on Thursday, police were notified of a medical call on East Main Street. An officer responded and learned that a 50-year-old male, who was allegedly intoxicated, stuck a 2- to 3-inch screw up his genitalia and was unable to urinate. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Swedes get animal ban for breastfeeding cat Several anonymous reports prompted animal protection officers from Halland county council to visit the women's homes in the south-western Swedish region this autumn. Several anonymous reports prompted animal protection officers from Halland county council to visit the women's homes in the south-western Swedish region this autumn. It emerged that the pair had pushed their two cats around in pushchairs. They had spoon-fed the cats while keeping them strapped to highchairs, and had also let the animals suck on pacifiers. One woman also confessed she regularly let her cat suckle on her breast. Authorities ruled that the pets had been mishandled and had been prevented from exercising natural animal behaviour, wrote Swedish public broadcaster SVT on Thursday. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Blow-up doll sparks UK rescue alert LIFEBOATS searched for more than 90 minutes following an emergency call reporting a person struggling in the water — only to find it was an inflatable doll. Lifeboat volunteers, a Coastguard rescue team and rescue helicopter all responded to the call at 6.45pm on Monday. A rock-angler had phoned to report a person in the water just to the north of Newquay Harbour in Cornwall. ... The doll was discovered in the water by the Coastguard rescue helicopter and recovered from the middle of Newquay Bay by the volunteers. Gareth Horner, lifeboat operations manager, said the angler had genuine concerns after seeing the clothed inflatable figure. “The caller gave accurate information which led to a successful search and a positive outcome,” he said. Click on the link for the full article Edited January 28, 2016 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) There's a video in the link, but there's some cussing SEE IT: California Burger King workers smash fast food joint's windows after prankster calls in gas leak A group of gullible California Burger King workers did $35,000 worth of damage when they broke all the fast food joint’s windows after a prankster called in a fake gas leak.. Frenzied Burger King employees who fell for the prank call smashed windows of the restaurant, drove a car into the side of the building and high-fived and fist-bumped after the damage was done, a video of the chaos shows. the one dude drove his car into the building.... to break the drive through window... could you imagine owning that store and showing up and being told that story? Edited February 4, 2016 by tshile 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 So it's not really the article that's funny but one of the comments: https://www.yahoo.com/style/internet-t-figure-one-three-232200617.html "I'm still thinking that the one on the left is Mom only because of her neck and her wearing a blazer. These girls use filters on their pictures, as one of the twins posted a picture of herself and said "no filter"." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 http://barkpost.com/humor/15-peyton-manning-dogs/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Do you take reptiles? Customer throws alligator through drive-thru http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/09/us/florida-alligator-drive-through-window/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 'Awkward moment' Crimewatch presenter Jason Mohammad looks like police mugshot of convicted robber Crimewatch presenter Jason Mohammad was at the centre of a Twitter frenzy when viewers pointed out his apparent resemblance to a convicted criminal. Mr Mohammad was presenting on Monday when he told viewers Viktor Lakatos had been jailed following an appeal on the BBC show. The bulletin sparked an online furore when a police constable noted the likeness between the presenter and a police mugshot of the criminal. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 http://blog.estately.com/2016/02/valentines-day-related-gifts-each-state-googles-more-frequently-than-other-states/ Valentine’s Day-Related Gifts Each State Googles More Frequently Than Other States "Mixtape" made me literally LOL. Plenty more gold at the link, with multiple results for each state. One of the results on the Missouri list is "vejazzling". I don't know what that is, but something tells me I should not google it at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 According to Urban Dictionary, vejazzling means sprucing up a woman's...you know. So to make a girl's ___ look bedazzling. (Don't they all look that way?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Yeah, Jennifer Love Hewitt has discussed on some of the talk shows the fact that she does it (you could google that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Dad-of-two 'becomes convinced he's pregnant after having gay sex' It's been revealed that the 52-year-old was hospitalised by a psychiatrist after his insistence that he had been impregnated . The unnamed man, from Kozhikode in India, is an unemployed father of two children. He told physicians that he was suffering stomach pains and believe he could feel the baby moving inside, reports the Times of India . The patient, who holds a post-graduate degree, said he was in need of more rest and cut down on physical labour. He admitted to doctors that his belief followed a homosexual encounter. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 (edited) 'Awkward moment' Crimewatch presenter Jason Mohammad looks like police mugshot of convicted robber Crimewatch presenter Jason Mohammad was at the centre of a Twitter frenzy when viewers pointed out his apparent resemblance to a convicted criminal. Mr Mohammad was presenting on Monday when he told viewers Viktor Lakatos had been jailed following an appeal on the BBC show. The bulletin sparked an online furore when a police constable noted the likeness between the presenter and a police mugshot of the criminal. Click on the link for the full article <<note...i kept the previous image specifically as contrast... hopefully not a rules violation?? >> a remake of one of the internet's finest memes! Edited February 16, 2016 by mcsluggo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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