mcsluggo Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Female meteorologists wear same exact $23 dress If you think all female meteorologists dress alike – you might just be right! Last year, 'The Dress,' was the hottest buy online – this year, a new dress has taken over that spot and is making its way into on-air weather reports nationwide. It’s called the 'Homeyee Women's Stretch Tunic Pencil Sheath Dress' and is available online for around $23. It became popular among female meteorologists after it was posted on a group Facebook page. The dress is available in several different colors and apparently fits the strict on-air dress code female meteorologists need to follow. <pic> Click on the link for the full article give them a mask and cowl... and they would be ready to fight crime together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Man wakes up to find rat taking a selfie with his phone This rodent hasn’t quite perfected his pose yet, but managed to snap a selfie of himself using a phone belonging someone sleeping on a subway platform in New York. Unfortunately for the guy, he woke up while the rat was doing his thang, and got quite a shock. And the best bit? Not only does the rat selfie exist, but a passer-by called Don Richards managed to film the entire thing on his phone. Click on the link for the full article and video of the rat in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) Christian mum innocently tweets pic of son's sex toy and is flooded with hilarious replies A STAUNCH Christian mother has made a shocking discovery about what her teenage son does in his spare time after finding a bizarre object in his bathroom. Twitter newcomer Patty Parsons posted the image of the sex toy on to social media - oblivious to what it was and keen to crowdsource an answer to her question. And the internet was quick to reply and tell her about her 19-year-old’s masturbation habits. The innocent mother also got a quick lesson on how to use Twitter and picked up a few followers along the way. But Patty’s denial, distress and ignorance about her son’s passage from innocence to experience was arguably the most entertaining. She wrote: “My blood pressure is boiling. “Oh no I’m going to be sick. “What’s funny this is dirty”. However the company, which makes the sex toy advertised for gay men, were keen to jump in and confirm the news to Patty. It appears Patty and her son had a heart-to-heart over the discovery, with the mother writing: “My husbands or my son don’t touch themselves and that’s final keep your dirty mouths shut. Click on the link for the full article (and possibly NSFW pictures of the sex toy) Edited December 2, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 It appears Patty and her son had a heart-to-heart over the discovery, with the mother writing: “My husbands or my son don’t touch themselves and that’s final keep your dirty mouths shut. Who's the real sexual deviant here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 And finally...G-string wearing homeless ex-lawyer high on crystal meth and crack cocaine mistakes woman and kids for giant panda A homeless ex-lawyer who entered a woman’s flat high on crystal meth and crack cocaine while wearing a G-string and fishnet tights said he thought she was a giant panda. Desmond Moran, 53, could not remember why he was wearing women’s underwear when got into the flat in Bayswater in July this year. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Man finds 4.5 foot lizard on the side of his house. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-04/nsw-man-finds-1.5m-goanna-in-backyard/7001660 Uhh,, yeah. ~Bang 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Man marries pizza pie because he is in love with it and it will never betray him A man in Russia, made a statement about his love for pizza by marrying a pie at a pizzeria.The 22-year-old man of Tomsk, who was not identified, revealed that since his friends always complain about their partners, he decided to take a different path.The pizza lover was fed up being lonely and decided to marry.The man said that since he loves pizza and he never had a bad experience with it, he decided to marry a pie. The man held a wedding ceremony at a small pizzeria near his home.Employees at the shop crafted a specialized marriage certificate for the man and his bride. The man was dressed in his best suit while the bride was wearing a pretty veil on the pizza box.It is unknown how the man consummated the marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Alligator kills Florida burglary suspect hiding from cops MELBOURNE, Fla. — Brevard County deputies have determined that Matthew Riggins, 22, was killed by an alligator in Barefoot Bay lake on Nov. 23 while possibly hiding to avoid law enforcement. Investigators say that Riggins had told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect who is now in custody but not cooperating with officials, according to Maj. Tod Goodyear with BCSO. ... Police searching the area reported hearing "yelling" but could not determine the source that night, Goodyear said. Ten days later, Riggins' body was found in the lake. Sheriff's dive team members encountered an 11-foot alligator behaving aggressively while recovering the body, according to BCSO. "When the body was found, it had injuries that were consistent with an alligator attack," Goodyear said. "We had trappers euthanize the gator and when we opened it up, there were some remains inside that were consistent with injuries found on the body." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Man chops off own PENIS in horrifying footage following heated row on phone with girlfriend The incident involving the 21-year-old man, identified only by his initials of "HB", was captured on a grainy CCTV image shot in Yenisehir District in Mersin, a city on the Mediterranean coast of southern Turkey. It shows the bagel seller arguing on the phone before opening his trousers and appearing to cut off his manhood with a razor. Click on the link for the full article and video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Newquay gran 'disgusted' after seeing man perform sex act using campervan towbar "My granddaughter was staying with us. She came in my room crying because she'd heard a noise, and said a man came running out [into the street] with something up his jumper. "When we got to the upstairs window he was totally naked, trying to sit on the towbar of a campervan. It was disgusting. She's 15." Retired Mrs Walker said the man had engaged in the brazen behaviour on a well-lit, normally busy road, in full view of passing traffic. "There's a street lamp right above the campervan where he was doing what he's doing and cars were going by. It's not normal behaviour at all. I don't know what's up with the bloke." Police were said to have caught up with the man further down the road. Click on the link for the full article Edited December 8, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35041316 Zombie nativity scene draws ire and donations in Ohio For a second year in a row, Jasen and Amanda Dixon constructed the scene, which features a spoof version of Silent Night including a demonic baby Jesus and undead wise men. The local council have said the display violates zoning laws, and local religious groups have denounced it. -more at link I like the irreverence. Don't like that they're fishing for donations. Edited December 8, 2015 by KAOSkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 'The odor I produced brought out sweetness in both of us': Meet the wife who insists that FARTING in front of your husband improves your relationship and increases intimacy One newlywed insists that women should feel free to let one rip in front of their significant others - in fact, she says, it makes for a more open and honest relationship. Jessica Gentile, 30, was totally embarrassed the first time she farted in front of her now-husband, when the two were just a few dates in. But the New Jersey resident says she doesn't regret the stinky slip, and thinks other women should feel more comfortable passing gas in front of the men they love. 'No one should have to hold in any part of themselves,' Jessica wrote in an essay for Cosmopolitan.com. 'Acknowledging a natural human function is an essential part of life.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3354488/The-odor-produced-brought-sweetness-Meet-wife-insists-FARTING-husband-improves-relationship-increases-intimacy.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Bolivar Central seniors sentenced to 48 hours in jail after violating saggy pants rule The sentenced stemmed from an incident in early November where four students were charged with indecent exposure. ... According to court documents, the high school resource officer already reprimanded the students several times for wearing saggy pants in violation of the school dress code which stated "low slung, baggy seat, baggy legged or bell bottom pants are not permitted." But the Sheriff and School Board wouldn't say how breaking school policy ended up as a court case with two teens going to jail. People WREG talked to said there should be a better way of sending a message. "Maybe we have them do some community service, pick up some trash, help at the dog kennels, things like that," said Sharon Till. "I think putting them in jail is just a little bit much." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 http://www.oregonlive.com/forest-grove/index.ssf/2015/12/forest_grove_police_log_9.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link Some highlights: A woman called to complain that she was hypnotized twice while visiting the library. A man stopped by the police department to try to obtain a copy of a police report. He claimed he was sent by the Holy Ghost. • A man reportedly went drinking for his birthday and was now missing a large sum of money. (Ya don't say?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Saudi Arabian husband accuses his wife of ‘cheating on him' - with A CAMEL A WIFE might soon lose her husband after she was "caught cheating” on him with a camel.The woman in Saudi Arabia, who has not been identified, was accused by the husband’s brother of kissing the animal. The wife, though, maintains the kiss was innocent and "borne out of pure spontaneity". The woman claims the backlash she is facing is out spite for failing to become pregnant. She claims she still wants to live a peaceful and loving life with her husband, but seems to have decided to move back to her parents’ house until they settle their differences. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I prefer camel toe, but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Man Steals Butt Plug Because He's 'Embarrassed' To Buy It: Police Buying a butt plug might be embarrassing, but is it not worse to be caught shoplifting one? Christopher Masters, 33, was arrested Dec. 10 after a manager at a Spencer's Gifts store in Vero Beach, Florida, reported seeing him stick two sex toys down his khaki shorts, according to The Smoking Gun. The sex toys were described as an "Arouz'd screw butt plug," and an "Arouz'd stroker can," both typically used for masturbation. The cost of both products: $29.98. When Masters left the store with his shorts allegedly loaded with toys, store security detained him. The security staff told police that Masters supposedly admitted that he had enough money to pay for them, but was “too embarrassed to pay for them because they were sex toys,” according to the Palm Beach Post. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Dutch driving instructors can now accept SEX as payment Driving instructors in Holland are now legally allowed to accept sex as payment for lessons. Yes – that’s 100% correct. The new law, called ‘Ride for a Ride’, has just been introduced by the Dutch government for any student as long as they are over the age of 18. Prostitution is legal in Holland, if the person has a valid escort licence and pays their taxes on a self-employment basis, with this new law taking things one step further. ... ‘It is important that the initiative lies with the driving instructor, and focuses on offering a driving lesson, with the payment provided in sexual acts. ‘When a sexual act is offered in lieu of financial payment, that is prostitution.’ Web searches for ‘Ride for a Ride’ have apparently increased after the law got the green light. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Police: Intoxicated man shot in the genitals at Peoria apartment complex PEORIA — Police responded to a report of a gunshot early Friday to find a man screaming that he had been shot in the genitals. Around 12:55 a.m. Friday, police arrived at the Green Diamond Apartments, 6516 N. University St., where a 24-year-old man was yelling that his genitals had been shot, according to a police report. The man, whose boxer shorts were soaked with blood, was taken to OSF Saint Francis Medical Center for treatment. Police described the man as intoxicated and uncooperative. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Man Steals Butt Plug Because He's 'Embarrassed' To Buy It: Police Buying a butt plug might be embarrassing, but is it not worse to be caught shoplifting one? Christopher Masters, 33, was arrested Dec. 10 after a manager at a Spencer's Gifts store in Vero Beach, Florida, reported seeing him stick two sex toys down his khaki shorts, according to The Smoking Gun. The sex toys were described as an "Arouz'd screw butt plug," and an "Arouz'd stroker can," both typically used for masturbation. The cost of both products: $29.98. When Masters left the store with his shorts allegedly loaded with toys, store security detained him. The security staff told police that Masters supposedly admitted that he had enough money to pay for them, but was “too embarrassed to pay for them because they were sex toys,” according to the Palm Beach Post. Click on the link for the full article i was in Spenser's yesterday --- with three giggling girls, 10 12 and 14 (the oldest wanted to buy a Harley-Quinn t-shirt). the lightning balls (which everybody wanted to see and play with) were about 6 feet from the butt plugs --- so i was playing Trent Williams, blocking and interfering. ... and the whole time, I was wondering to myself what proportion of those were sold versus stolen, for the exact logic in the article above these are the only stores where the more wholesome and clean you look, the more likely you are to be trailed and suspected as a potential shoplifter. Gramma ---- walk away from the display, we are watching you like a hawk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Police Divers Find Dismembered Woman's Head In Concrete Block VIENNA (AP) — Austrian investigators have found the head of a woman after earlier recovering parts of her body from two suitcases, in an apparent case of murder and suicide. Officials said Tuesday the head was found in a block of concrete in a bag attached to the hand of a male corpse submerged in a lake. They suspect the man strangled the woman and dismembered her before drowning himself. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Greyhound Driver Stops At Motel To Rest With Bus Full Of Passengers DENVER (CBS4)– A Greyhound bus bound for Denver made a pit stop at a motel in Kansas so the driver could rest. The catch– the passengers on board had no idea where he was going or for how long. The driver left dozens of passengers stranded on the bus for hours outside the La Quinta motel in Salina, Kan. while he went inside to catch up on some sleep. The bus pulled into the motel late Tuesday afternoon. The driver got off without telling anyone where he was going. Passengers initially thought it was going to be a quick stop but when the driver didn’t come back, they called both the bus company and police. “We haven’t seen the driver. We’re sitting here and sitting here. I had to keep the bus running because we have newborns and children… it’s getting cold,” said one passenger. Greyhound said the driver had to finish his federally-regulated rest hours. The company also said the passengers could have waited inside a fast food restaurant to keep warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Police Divers Find Dismembered Woman's Head In Concrete Block VIENNA (AP) — Austrian investigators have found the head of a woman after earlier recovering parts of her body from two suitcases, in an apparent case of murder and suicide. Officials said Tuesday the head was found in a block of concrete in a bag attached to the hand of a male corpse submerged in a lake. They suspect the man strangled the woman and dismembered her before drowning himself. Click on the link for the full article oh.. hahahaha! .... ......ha ha .... ?? random funny articles.... ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) oh.. hahahaha! .... ......ha ha .... ?? random funny articles.... ? funny as in odd. I couldn't find a thread for it and didn't want to start one for that one thing. I suppose I could start a random disturbing articles thread. Edited January 7, 2016 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) i know it is too late for Christmas presents THIS year... but if you are already looking for presents for your GF for Valentines Day, or your anniversary..... ? http://dangerousminds.net/comments/man_turns_his_decades-worth_of_fingernail_clippings_into_paperweights MAN TURNS HIS DECADES-WORTH OF FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS INTO PAPERWEIGHTS 01.07.201610:18 amTopics:AmusingArtUnorthodoxTags:paperweights I’m sorta speechless with this one. Not gonna lie. Anyway, 45-year-old Queens resident Mike Drake collects his fingernail and toenail clippings and turns them into acrylic paperweights which sell for $300 - $500 a pop. It’s called ART, dammit. Try not to be so judgmental. Makes sense. “I used to bite my nails, and I wondered how long they could grow. And then I wondered how much I might be able to accumulate.” So he collected his nail clippings in a Ziploc baggie for about a year, and was about to throw them out when inspiration struck. He decided to do something ‘artistic’ with them. “I realised I went to all that effort, and I figured, in for a penny, in for a pound. I already worked with acrylics as a hobby so I decided to make paperweights.” Edited January 7, 2016 by mcsluggo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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