LaRonDontLikeUgly Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I got this idea from another thread when STBonecrusher mentioned: "R you in?" (The hype-campaign Snyder tried to implement a few years back when Shanahan, Allen, and McNabb came to town.) The had me quite titillated at the time, but after watching it again in 2012 I asked myself, "How is Dannyboy going to take it to the next level in Shanallen's third year?"And then it hit me "Robert Griffin: The 3rd Times The Charm" The video will feature RG3 sprinting down a busy I-495 with an American flag tied around his neck like a cape, hurdling 16 wheelers and stiff-arming 3-door Saturns while blindly launching footballs into outer-orbit with the flick of a wrist. (One of the footballs hits a Soviet satellite which instantly explodes for no reason.) Next scene takes place in a cemetery where Shanahan and Allen are digging furiously with huge smiles on their faces. There is a tombstone on either side, one that says "McNabb" and the other "Beck"... The fresh grave they are digging reads, "Grossman". Final scene cuts to Dan Snyder... He emerges from a dark cave with a Bin-Laden-like beard, rubbing his eyes as though he hasn't seen the sun in years. He looks over at Shanahan in the graveyard and throws his hands up as if to say, "What's happened?" Bruce drops his shovel, and holds up 3 fingers while Shanny simply points over to the highway... The camera zooms in on RG3 who has now climbed inside an overturned schoolbus (engulfed in flames of course) and is effortlessly pulling out each child to safety while signing autographs. Danny gives a quiet nod and returns to his cave. Shanny and Bruce throw up a quick high five and return to digging. The title quickly flashes on the screen: 3RD TIMES THE CHARM! (Where is Bang when you need him?) ~LDLU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilco_holland Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Shanahan needs to go all in to proof he is still the king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rook Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Effing Browns! :helmet: The Rook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 It needs to be "Siddown and shaddup, we know what we're doin' heyah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "We may not have drafted Luck but we got the next best thing....A guy who looks just like him!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 they both look like the gieco caveman, hideous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC9 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I don't care what it is... so long as it isn't "Tannefail" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "Redskins 2012: With Albert Gone, Everyone Passed the Conditioning Test" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Redskins 2012: So THAT'S what a competent pro QB running an offense looks like. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Sequel to last year... R You Robert GriffIn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Redskins 2012: Wow, look what the Nationals are doing in the NL East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightningBuggs Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Orton - R You Kidding Me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeefJerky Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Return to Glory in shannys III year!!!! ( I know it's a stretch, but damn that sounds good). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Why does Andrew Luck look Amish in that picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC9 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 RG3 Steppin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMayo21 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "Not again... :doh:" figured to please the older crowd, we'd keep with the tradition we've had for 20 years now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "why's everybody always pickin on me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedCapital Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 If we don't get the QB of our future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaught76 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 If we can't land a significant talent @ QB, then we are going to be sounding like Rob Schneider from the Waterboy, "Oh no, we suck again!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epochalypse Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "Rex...just because" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "2012 Washington Redskins ..... We're just Lucky" :fingersx: Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 2012 Washington Redskins: 'cause we'll be damned if the Nationals are going to steal our thunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missouri_Skins_Fan Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Well, I know what the Media will be saying, when we start winning again with our *new* stud Blue Chip Franchise QB. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu6SvTn6eg4 And I'll be eating McDonalds, repeating their slogun "I'm Lovin' it!" over & over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prsnljournalst3 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Beck to the future part II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahons21 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I don't know about the season, but I'd say "RG3 or bust" would be a great slogan for this off-season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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