lovetoaster Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Good idea. I've been thinking of taking up skeet shooting for a long time. Seger's CDs are bulletproof, just like his musical integrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bob%20Seger%20Island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 That would be brutal Bob Seger: the gift that keeps on giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Seger's CDs are bulletproof, just like his musical integrity. Or if they all diabolically pieced themselves back together after he shot them, and then it would get worse. Every single musical device that he tries to listen to gets permanently stuck on Against The Wind for the rest of his life. Stephen King eat your heart out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Bob Seger: the gift that keeps on giving. Also known as herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Is it a single? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Oh, lawd! This thread is gonna get me kicked out of the computer lab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Predicto's grandmother? I think we have a winner! http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Latest-News-Wires/2013/0412/Coma-request-Bob-Seger-After-waking-up-Mich.-woman-attends-Seger-concert The first words of a 79-year-old Michigan woman as she emerged from a five-year semi-coma were, "I want to go to a Bob Seger concert." And now her wish has come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Bob Seger, #1 among comatose people! ~Bang zoom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Did you know Bob Seger was an avid chess player? He's known to be constantly working on his knight moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 What's the difference between Bob Seger and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it starts sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I saw the clip of that woman on CNN this morning, and the firsgt thing that came to mind was the old Tailgate thread....I didn't have enough energy to look it up and bump it...but I wondered/betg someone would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 The every recycled vacuum cleaner joke? Really?. Hmmmmm. Having an inspiration for Predicto's new sig. If I wasn't such a nice guy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 What's the difference between Bob Seger and a vacuum cleaner?You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it starts sucking. Ok, you've crossed the line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 The every recycled vacuum cleaner joke? Really?. Hmmmmm. Having an inspiration for Predicto's new sig. If I wasn't such a nice guy..... Well, I was looking for a quick response. Is this better? Q: If you are trapped in an elevator with Adolf Hitler and Bob Seger but you only have one bullet in your gun, which one do you shoot? A: Yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Well, I was looking for a quick response. Is this better? Q: If you are trapped in an elevator with Adolf Hitler and Bob Seger but you only have one bullet in your gun, which one do you shoot? A: Yourself. haha I thought you were going to go the Michael Scott route on that one. If you are trapped in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler and Bob Seger and had a gun with two bullets, you'd shoot Seger twice lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Why does Bob Seger move around the stage during his solos? To get away from the noise. ---------- Post added April-12th-2013 at 12:27 PM ---------- haha I thought you were going to go the Michael Scott route on that one. If you are trapped in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler and Bob Seger and had a gun with two bullets, you'd shoot Seger twice lol Too obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Is this better?Q: If you are trapped in an elevator with Adolf Hitler and Bob Seger but you only have one bullet in your gun, which one do you shoot? Is it a Silver Bullet? Ka-ZINGga!!!1!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Q: What's the difference between the Silver Bullet Band and a bull? A: A bull has the horns in the front and the a--hole in the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Predicto's grandmother? I think we have a winner! http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Latest-News-Wires/2013/0412/Coma-request-Bob-Seger-After-waking-up-Mich.-woman-attends-Seger-concert Saw the story this morning and immediately thought of Predicto. Meant to bump this thread. Glad someone else did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Q: What's the difference between Bob Seger and a bag of fertilizer? A: The bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Man, I just don't get the hatred for this guy. He's not my favorite singer by any stretch. But he's far from terrible, as a lot here are making him out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Man, I just don't get the hatred for this guy. He's not my favorite singer by any stretch. But he's far from terrible, as a lot here are making him out to be. Long running joke. For whatever reason, Predicto hates him with a passion. And all of this is because of that. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Oh yeah, I'm aware it's a long running joke. I've followed this thread over the years. Pretty funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Predicto, I got us front row Bob Seger tickets. Tomorrow night here in Charlotte. See you then! PJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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