DeaconTheVillain Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Everyone remembers Miss Teen USA and everywhere like such as one of the top youtube comments: Dear Americans, do you realise how insane you look? From an outside perspective the idea of having a science class, that doesn't cover evolution is just... absurd. It's like finding out that Canadian math teachers won't teach division in school, because the bible only says to "go forth and multiply". Seriously, that's how insane you look. Yes, I realize asking pretty girls controversial questions is done with the attention of getting people all wild up....oh wait. This really isn't that controversial anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Well, unlike Miss New Mexico, I evolved these boobs all by myself! Actually, I think most of these girls have a point. we should also teach that 2+2 = frog, and C-A-T spells 19. Let the kids decide for themselves what is real. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted July 1, 2011 Author Share Posted July 1, 2011 Well, unlike Miss New Mexico, I evolved these boobs all by myself!~Bang Zing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I just threw up in my mouth a few times while looking at pretty women. Having doubts about my sexuality. Hurry, someone post a video of a hot girl kicking ass on Jeopardy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 As a Christian, :doh: to anyone who still refuses to even consider the wealth of scientific research on the subject of genetics and fossils. I for one accept evolution as a fact scientifically proven. Who am I to spit in the face of God's Creation? The theory of evolution actually fits into the Genesis account fairly well. Literal creationists just don't understand the Bible at all either. I really wish that more Christians would embrace science like St. Augustine did. St. Augustine would certainly accept the theory of evolution, or at least the science to even begin with. I am not so convinced that the evidence is very clear on human origin, or on the origin of life itself, but even creationists seem to paradoxically accept the concept of cave men. Neanderthals and Cro Magnons seem to indicate that human history goes back farther than just 5000 years or whatever it is that creationists claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted July 1, 2011 Author Share Posted July 1, 2011 As a Christian, :doh: to anyone who still refuses to even consider the wealth of scientific research on the subject of genetics and fossils.I for one accept evolution as a fact scientifically proven. Who am I to spit in the face of God's Creation? The theory of evolution actually fits into the Genesis account fairly well. Literal creationists just don't understand the Bible at all either. I really wish that more Christians would embrace science like St. Augustine did. St. Augustine would certainly accept the theory of evolution, or at least the science to even begin with. I am not so convinced that the evidence is very clear on human origin, or on the origin of life itself, but even creationists seem to paradoxically accept the concept of cave men. Neanderthals and Cro Magnons seem to indicate that human history goes back farther than just 5000 years or whatever it is that creationists claim. Solid post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 C-A-T spells 19. No offense but CAT spells 24.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 No offense but CAT spells 24.... It's 228. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 No offense but CAT spells 24.... Oh, and I suppose next you'll tell me that E= Moon Pie squared ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Well, unlike Miss New Mexico, I evolved these boobs all by myself!Actually, I think most of these girls have a point. we should also teach that 2+2 = frog, and C-A-T spells 19. Let the kids decide for themselves what is real. ~Bang No offense but CAT spells 24.... You're both right. "Transitive property of 19 and 24." Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Yes but we all know .catcatcatcatcatcatcat.....=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Oh, and I suppose next you'll tell me that E= Moon Pie squared~Bang Pie are round. Cake are square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Pie are round. Cake are square. Oh, it's a fancy pants science boy! Git 'im!!!! ~BR549 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 It's 228.Link 3+1+20=24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I really hate this subject. Creationists are some of my least favorite people to talk to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Maybe NOW you guys finally understand the Predicto Principle (sometimes called the Natalie Portman principle): Hot nerd chicks rule over all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Why on earth are they asking them this question? This is like putting them on the spot about abortion. There is no answer that they can give that generates a entirely positive result. Yes. Yes, but. No. No, but. I don't know. All generate anger in some circles. This is a gotcha question that frankly has no value in the title of Miss USA that they seek. Having said that evolution should be taught in SCIENCE CLASS and it's not an opinion. It's the current scientific explanation for life on this planet. I also think religion should be taught in schools and that religion should be a class taken throughout schooling. Understanding the role religion plays in the world is essential to understanding the world and history properly. Creationism can be taught there if they like along side other religious views of how we got to where we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I hate Miss Kentucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Maybe NOW you guys finally understand the Predicto Principle (sometimes called the Natalie Portman principle):Hot nerd chicks rule over all. If she wasn't famous she wouldn't even stick out of a crowd.... maybe a nerd crowd but not the kind of crowd I have in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I also think religion should be taught in schools and that religion should be a class taken throughout schooling. Understanding the role religion plays in the world is essential to understanding the world and history properly. Creationism can be taught there if they like along side other religious views of how we got to where we are. But wouldn't that just expose children to other viewpoints of the world making their parents have to give reasons to their kids why the parents religion is better than any other? Might as well talk about gay rights while we're at it in your conservoliberal PUBLIC school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 If she wasn't famous she wouldn't even stick out of a crowd.... maybe a nerd crowd but not the kind of crowd I have in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 This thread reminds me of one of my favorite NPR stories. Sadly, I was not the one to do it. The report was covering the fading popularity of regional beauty contests and they picked a very small town in Nevada that still touted one and bragged about its importance. The managers of the contest said how it was very important for the women as it inspired confidence, grace, scholarship and celebrated the whole of the woman. They insisted that their contest was not just about skin deep beauty, but the whole acumen. Cutaway to the question phase and the eventual winner's answer. The question they asked these contestants is a great one. If you could talk to anyone living or dead who would you choose and why? The winner's answer-- "Well, if I had to choose someone it would be Thomas Alva Edison because Edison invented the telephone and I would just die without a telephone!!!" ---------- Post added July-1st-2011 at 04:57 PM ---------- As for evolution, it's impossible. If evolution were real how do you explain Iggles fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 But wouldn't that just expose children to other viewpoints of the world making their parents have to give reasons to their kids why the parents religion is better than any other? Might as well talk about gay rights while we're at it in your conservoliberal PUBLIC school... Parents need to have most of their influence over the school system stripped away. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I am now in internet love with Miss Vermont. Not only did she give the right answer, but she backed it up with microevolution of bacteria. And I bet she has great legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinC Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 The question they asked these contestants is a great one. If you could talk to anyone living or dead who would you choose and why?The winner's answer-- "Well, if I had to choose someone it would be Thomas Alva Edison because Edison invented the telephone and I would just die without a telephone!!! Alexander Graham Bell would be very interested in hearing that. The light bulb will come on eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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