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Artists Who Should Be Banned from the White House per Fox News


Dan T.

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Fox News commentators were outraged that rapper Common was invited to the White House because of a song lyric they quoted from him. Many ES'ers agreed.

As a public service, let's compile a list of artists who should be banned from the White House because of a lyric they wrote. List the artist, the lyric and the song.

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Lee Greenwood. Just on the grounds of taste.

The sad part with Greenwood is he's a complete moron and he's brainwashing his kid.

I was interning at the Ted Constant Convocation Center in Norfolk last summer when Sarah Palin's tour came to town, which also featured Oliver North, George Allen, and Lee Greenwood. After Greenwood rehearsed his song for the 10th damn time, I kid you not, I happened to be walking by the dressing room walkway when Greenwood was walking with his son to his dressing room and they passed Oliver North's dressing room and Lee pointed to his son and said "That's the great American hero I was telling you about." I wanted to stop his kid and give him the facts, but I also wanted to keep my job so I just shook my head and kept walking.

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It would be easier to make a list of people who should appear at the White House.

Donnie Osmond

Pat Boone

Some of the Lesser Mandrells

Yakhov Smirnov

John Jameson...

I mean' date=' anyone who jumps into the sea to retrieve a barrell of whiskey and fights off a sea monster and [u']then[/u] arrives at his own funeral? White House invite worthy.

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Johnny Cash I shot a man just to watch him bleed (yeah I stole that from stewart...)

Ozzy Suicide is the only way out. (Ozzy - Mom loves your stuff).

Paul McCartney - Gonna get high high high in the midday sun.

Eric Clapton I Shot the Sheriff (I know it's a remake, but, he's clearly advocating cop-killing)

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Johnny Cash I shot a man just to watch him bleed (yeah I stole that from stewart...)

Ozzy Suicide is the only way out. (Ozzy - Mom loves your stuff).

Paul McCartney - Gonna get high high high in the midday sun.

Eric Clapton I Shot the Sheriff (I know it's a remake, but, he's clearly advocating cop-killing)

You misquoted the most awesome lyric in the history of lyrics.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him DIE!!!!!

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Grateful Dead:

I just jumped the watchman right outside the fence

Took his rings, four buck in change, ain't that heaven sent

Hurts my ears to listen, burns my eyes to see.

Cut down a man in cold blood, might as well be me. - from Jack Straw

---------- Post added May-18th-2011 at 01:48 PM ----------

OK, some of these are just too easy. Bad boy country stars. Rebellious rock n rollers. How about these sexually suggestive lyrics? I think it's rap:

The crowd was tappin' and a-clappin' as the music played

His heart was right in time with every little move she made

Though he was shy she took his hand and said "don't be afraid"

"let's do the wang dang taffy-apple tango mambo cha cha cha

(nice and slow?) i don't know

Ooh la la la la la la la

Leave it to Snoop Dogg to call sex the "wang dang taffy-apple tango mamba."

Or Pat Boone. Keep him and his white shoes out of the White House.

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Charlie Daniels... that guy actually plays with the Devil!

Don't forget white rapper eminem who has killed about 15 of his wives.

Question: Are we limiting "artists" to musicians, or any artists? Movie stars?

Angelina Jolie is a secret agent from Russia... probably shouldn't be invited to the white house

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