stevenaa Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Just ask her if she's it's her time so you know to be careful. She'll really appreciate that. Seriously, though. Deal with it. I'd much rather deall with irritability than go through it. And when you've been together long enough, you know what turns her screws so avoid doing so. They really don't have a lot of control over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 i just tell ren to shut the f up and make me dinner 'nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 How do you deal with your girlfriend or wife PMSing? trader her in on a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOKU Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 my dad always said never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. hahahahhahahahhahahhahaha, best saying ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 (Enters thread cautiously). In my relationships, I've pretty much,(except way early in my youth),dealt with my girlfriends going through this particular monthly hell with a subtle,(and cautious),mix of sympathy,patience, and understanding,(well,in as much as a man can possibly do). In other words. Done with that 1000 mile stare of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 I use my fist. Yup, I just ball it up, and shove it in my mouth. That way I can't say anything stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Colin never PMS'. So were straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsKin26 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 ];6175338']I use my fist.quote]Your take on this may work out a little bit better than it did for Chris Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan1311 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Buy her chocolate and buy yourself some beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Buy some of these http://www.softcup.com/ Then have her insert it, screw here brains out, and she will feel totally better And yes they work! :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 You think PMS-ing is bad? Pregnancy will make PMS seem like she was normal all along. I have three sisters and at one point in time one was pregnent andtwo were PMSing. That was the longest 10 days of my life :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 I've got this 5ft by 5ft cage in my basement. Three days before the "evil week" starts I lock her in there and keep her there for a week. I just shot Sprite out of my nose from laughing so hard! Post of the year!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 googling pregnancy symptoms What did you learn? "The main symptom of pregnancy is............. A FETUS IS GROWING INSIDE OF A GIRL...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 I just feed her some Dilaudid. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vigilante Posted March 1, 2009 Author Share Posted March 1, 2009 This is probably the best definition I have ever read. A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Try the following, it always works for me. Roll your eyes. Then say ":wtf: is wrong with you? Are you PMSing again?" Why can't you just buck up and stop all yer whining, beyotching and generally making my life a living hell? You'll wake up sometime in the middle of next week and by that time all the PMS/period issues will be behind both of you. The bump on your head takes about another week to go down though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 What did you learn?"The main symptom of pregnancy is............. A FETUS IS GROWING INSIDE OF A GIRL...." symptoms of PMS # Breast tenderness: Many woman experience swelling and soreness around their nipples or breasts. # Food cravings: Some women crave particular foods, such as sweets or salt. Others find their appetite for almost any food increases. Fatigue: This is the most common symptom of PMS. Women with PMS may feel so tired they can barely get through the day. Some women also may have trouble sleeping at night. Headaches: Duration and severity of headaches vary from woman to woman, but are common during PMS. # Bloating in the abdomen, hands, and legs: Some women with PMS gain weight. Others have fluid shifts to the abdomen, hands, and legs that make them feel uncomfortably swollen or puffy. Anger: During PMS, normal feelings of anger are often exaggerated. A woman may be more argumentative and lash out at those around her. symptoms of pregnancy Swollen/Tender Breasts: Swollen or tender breasts is a pregnancy symptom which may begin as early as 1-2 weeks after conception. Women may notice changes in their breasts; they may be tender to the touch, sore, or swollen. Food Cravings: While you may not have a strong desire to eat pickles and ice cream, many women will feel cravings for certain foods when they are pregnant. This can last throughout your entire pregnancy. Fatigue/Tiredness: Feeling fatigued or more tired is a pregnancy symptom which can also start as early as the first week after conception. Headaches: The sudden rise of hormones in your body can cause you to have headaches early in pregnancy. I wish they had fewer overlapping symptoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 nothing makes them more mad than when they start acting like a *****, you just look at the calendar and say "yeah, it's about that time." it makes mine really mad for about 5 seconds, and then she stomps out of the room. which gets her out of my ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I use to fight back against her PMS RAGE....now after years of dating and 7 years of marriage I've learned to :shutup: and stay in my man cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Nothing you can do really. I suggest you stop doing stupid stuff then no worries..:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Nothing you can do really. I suggest you stop doing stupid stuff then no worries..:hysterical: True,but doing stupid stuff is kinda our nature as males. I'll stick with the man-cave and the eternal wisdom of This Too Shall Pass;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudechain Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Apologize profusely. Then find lots of yard work, and after that, clean the garage, rotate the tires on the cars and apologize again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 It varies. My ex girlfriend, who was already naturally ****y and irritable, would turn into an absolute monster when she was ragging. Couldn't be around her for a sec. I can't tell the difference with my now fiance unless she tells me she is on it. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me. I know what its like to be with someone on the dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I got lucky. The only thing my wife complains about is sore boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I got lucky. The only thing my wife complains about is sore boobs. nothing a little massage cant fix:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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