Mr. Sinister Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: Good luck lady. When I was volunteering at a food bank were stationed at a retirement center. I went to go use the restroom and as I'm walking in I can smell ****. I go inside and there's **** smeared everywhere. On the floor, the walls, the sink, the stalls, on the ceiling. It was ****ing disgusting. The sheer amount of **** was astounding. I took a piss outside. That is straight up mental illness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: That is straight up mental illness Had one of those crazies at my first Hardee's. It was a really old building, the kind with the bathrooms out on the side, like old gas stations. Somebody funked up the mens room on a daily basis. Maintenance guy just knew...when he got there in the morning, first thing...drag the hose in there and spray/squeegee it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Mary in the bathroom like... Hairy legs and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I actually broke down & shaved them this morning! No need to grow a winter coat this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, mcsluggo said: i would laugh at the old people right along side you... except i am skating dangerously close to that line, without a railing or safety harness you are allowed to join AARP when you turn 50. i am 49....... Well hopefully by the time youre old enough to no longer be able to control your bowls, youll be able to purchase cybernetic inhibitors that do the job for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Just now, Mr. Sinister said: Well hopefully by the time youre old enough to no longer be able to control your bowls, youll be able to purchase cybernetic inhibitors that do the job for you that is what i am going to hire you to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Didn't some dude that posts in the rtt shart his pants at McDs and leave the evidence there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 minute ago, mcsluggo said: that is what i am going to hire you to do. I wont be your man servant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Someone mentioned it the other day, thought it was you @daveakl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Yeah I thought it was dave too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: ... grow a winter coat this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Funniest part of the Dumb and Dumber sequel, NOT with Jim Carey and Jeff Bridges was unquestionably the bathroom scene with Bob Saget. If you don't know what I'm talking about then watch the movie exclusively for that. Also, Girl Scout smores cookies are dank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Going to Boston in almost 2 weeks. Gonna visit a certain lady friend. Hopefully things go well, trying to keep expectations low. It will be fun no matter what. On another note, margaritas are ****ing bomb. Taco Tuesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, abdcskins said: Hopefully things go well I certainly cant see why things would go wrong.... Certainly the fact that its Boston of all places, couldn't possibly factor into it at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Caught the last 2 minutes of the live broadcast of Neil DeGrasse Tyson's second time on the Joe Rogan Podcast. Now I have to wait for it to be uploaded. FARFIGNUGEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 The Girl Next Door on the audience channel.. Ohhh my lawdy Elisha Cuthbert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I've decided to give up pornography starting next month. It's mind poison so it's time for a change from the norm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 44 minutes ago, spjunkies said: I've decided to give up pornography starting next month. It's mind poison so it's time for a change from the norm. Your boy will thank you in a big way as the months and years (if the Force is strong in you) progress Sex will start to feel primal and carniverous... Laying pipe like an Amazonian warrior Go at least 8 weeks and then have some. Youll be like Jodie Foster in Contact after she travels through the wormhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Natalie Zea in new show called The Detour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Raking the Lawn! Raking the Lawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 NSFW - Language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 9 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said: Laying pipe like an Amazonian warrior I thought Amazons were women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chew Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 33 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: Natalie Zea in new show called The Detour. Love that show. Did you see season 1?! And yeah, she's way hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, Renegade7 said: One of my favorite songs of all time. And a true deep cut for only the truest of Maiden fans. Up The Irons!! Edit:. Out of the Silent Planet is no slouch either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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