Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 What a terrible night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 When hot girl invites you over you know you made it in life But then sadness hits you Because you popped an Adderall 30 minutes ago and anyone who knows anything about any type of speed knows what one of its side effects are....so you can't go over or you'll be embarrassed... I guess what I'm saying I learned today is that on any day you think you have a date. Do not take Adderall that day or the day before so its out of your system. seriously dude fml tho so ****ing mad now god damnit this sucks fml fml fml **** Adderall gives you a perpetual floppy? What?! Keep that **** away from me then! Never heard about that side effect. You could stack it with Levitra, perhaps, lol. Seriously though, I consume a lot of caffeine, and I have no probs getting it up. Don't cocaine users get all humpy when they do a few lines with their women? I know speed is technically different than both caffeine and coke, but for speed to be the one that causes impotence is news to me. Why would you even take that **** if it does that to you? I'd have to find another option for paying better attention. Come to think of it, a girl gave me Adderall a long time ago, and we cruised around in my car all night, til the sun came up. Then we got in her hot tub, one thing lead to another, and yeah, that side effect was nowhere to be found... So what may you be talking about, dear Willis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Trust me Stroker I'd love to go into detail but we both know that we can not because of rule violation 13 which I learned about last week. "Getting it up" is not a problem it does something else in that area. I don't think its too graphic but then again Im a bad judge so I dont think I should say what it is or not in a public thread because that would be a violation of rule #13Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 If Frozen and "Let It Go" wasn't bad enough already, Tazette just found a switch on her Elsa doll (which sings the song) that changes languages. Â Â So now I have to listen to that **** in Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Stack it with a little blue pill. Â Never heard of that problem either. EDIT: Taze it is past your bedtime. Â Get lost. haha. Â Seriously...I am about 20 minutes from sleep myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Trust me Stroker I'd love to go into detail but we both know that we can not because of rule violation 13 which I learned about last week. "Getting it up" is not a problem it does something else in that area. I don't think its too graphic but then again Im a bad judge so I dont think I should say what it is or not in a public thread because that would be a violation of rule #13 Can't bust? Dude, that's also a side effect of alcohol, it's happened to me plenty. Whiskey dick is the formal medical term in the bro science community. You can still go for it, especially if wearing protection. The lack of evidence can be attributed to the protection capturing it. If you think she'll investigate for evidence, first of all, bury the condom in the trash quickly. Secondly, cover your tracks by tinkling a little in the protection before throwing it away. Just hope she doesn't have a consuming fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Its a problem alright according to my dads friend who works for the FDA who made a joke at me about it  But also if you google it then yea you will see what I am talking about. It does 3 things to me 2 of them I know are common and the other thing idk.  They don't say that symptom because no one would buy it lmao but its well known. No its not those stroker I'll PM you if you want. Its not graphic imo but after my last ban I dont want to risk it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Destroyed myself in the gym. I have missed this feeling. Super busy at work and home, good times. Hoping something happens in the Middle east, would love to go make some good money. I realize how horrible that sounds. But im desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 You can't use soft (no pun intended) language? Beat around the bush? (no pun intended). I seriously have no clue what would make you not want to FINALLY hang out with a hot girl if Adderall doesn't affect you in the ways I mentioned. It better be a god damn great reason, like it gives you nuclear diahreaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Im dying Stroke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Idk if even in soft language if its too disgusting to be a rule violation. Even if I use medical terms and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I go to a casino and have no interest in gambling  I go to a brewery today and I order a sprite instead of locally brewed IPA  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Idk if even in soft language if its too disgusting to be a rule violation. Even if I use medical terms and stuff. Bro. PM that ****. I'll translate it if possible. You got me on the edge of my seat like I'm watching Luke vs. Vader 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Stack it with a little blue pill. Â Never heard of that problem either. EDIT: Taze it is past your bedtime. Â Get lost. haha. Â Seriously...I am about 20 minutes from sleep myself. LOL, 11:00 pm Kosh, 11:30 at the latest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Brendan Fraiser is the worst. Something about him just makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out with an ice cream scoop and glue my ears shut with JB weld. He is so awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Best chinese food I ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Brendan Fraiser is the worst. Something about him just makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out with an ice cream scoop and glue my ears shut with JB weld. He is so awkward. He rocked in Encino Man! Best chinese food I ever had. What did you end up eating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 You can't get it up on meth. I had some tofu shrimp, some duck, and two different beef dishes. I had no idea what they are called, my friend ordered in Chinese. Our complimentary soup was some vegetable bean thing with some beef and chicken foot. It was okay, and for dessert we had some hot bean soup thingy that was sweet. I wasn't a fan of that. My drink was some sweet red bean drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 He rocked in Encino Man! Granted, that was a perfect role for him. He normally comes off as an oafy caveman with a shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Darn it. I quoted you wrong BN. I believe you are feeling better and that is awesome. I was simply trying to be silly and tease you because you wrote that bolded sentence twice.  Congrats man. Aww, man! I didn't even notice that. Guess I'm just that focused on being focused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Im surprised that yall are surprised that a lot of "Shot in DC" movies and shows arent actually shot in DC. I always thought it was for logistical/intelligence reasons. I mean sure, they'll always show that shot of the Mall/Capitol, Pentagon, White House, etc, but beyond that, I think its pretty rare. They'll use places like Toronto, Australia, Baltimore, NYC, Richmond. Being a near 20 year Washingtonian, I know when something is off. Like when they show skyscrapers, or slopy terrain resembling somewhere in NoCal, or bridges that look funny I think its way tougher for action movies though. Comedies and dramas are easier to sneak in scenes near the monument, Union Station, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Looking at the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.........man, some smoking hot chicks this year. Â Â I like how they tied in the Rob Lowe/Direct TV ad in there with the models. Â I'm Hannah Davis (in hot bikini) and I have Direct TV, then show them on the next page, and I'm cat lady Hannah Davis and I have cable (dressed like a nerd with glasses, surrounded by 20 cats). Â Rose Bertram 4 the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Started season 1 of game of thrones. Its good. Wouldnt exactly say its got me hooked just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I go to a brewery today and I order a sprite instead of locally brewed IPA Care to explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Ok I need advice. So this is a tinder girl obviously. Since I didn't go over we just skyped for an hour. She said to come over tomorrow. She is 40 miles away. Do I go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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