Mr. Sinister Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 When are you going to stoo being obtuse and realize no one really gives a ****? You are 24. We're not your parents. Stop asking us for permission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Ok I need advice. So this is a tinder girl obviously. Since I didn't go over we just skyped for an hour. She said to come over tomorrow. She is 40 miles away. Do I go? She definitely wants the D...but 40 miles is a lot money. Is she the only option? I know there's no ass like new ass and all but that's far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Ok I need advice. So this is a tinder girl obviously. Since I didn't go over we just skyped for an hour. She said to come over tomorrow. She is 40 miles away. Do I go? Do you think the Adderall will be out of your system by then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 She is the only option atm but she is nice looking like she is someone who usually I would not even bother talking to because I would not want to waste anyones time I would just say oh yea she looks good but im not really good looking enough for her But also she is not Hot enough that like its obviously a robbery that Im walking into where like I get shot for my wallet or something if that makes sense Solid solid 8.5 Compared to like the 3.5 and 4s that Ive been lucky enough to get. Do you think the Adderall will be out of your system by then? lmao that made me laugh i hope so Oh also she is 20 with a 1 year old I think I should put that out there Ill be 25 in 9 days or 10 or something on the 21st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Also Ill put it out there that like she is really really dumb like really I was making a joke when we were skyping and she was like "lol omg you're being over dramastic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 ....40 miles is far bruh and she got a kid too?? But if she's a baddie and you got the money, go for it. But that should be the end of it. She sounds like she may have baggage lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Solid 8.5 (im taking your word for it) and not very bright Using Tinder (or a site to hook up) Do I need to tell you why this seems fishy? I guess I should, but I really shouldn't, so I probably won't Im just going to say this and leave it here. Maybe it will sink in. Maybe it will continue to not revister for you. Good. Looking. Women. With. A. Good. Head. On. Their. Shoulders. Do. Not. Need. Nor. Do. They. Want. To. Look. For. Sex. Online. She is: a) Married/In a relationship, possibly with kids, and chose you, because you are a step down (several probably), and outkicking your coverage, so she knows you'll be a good boy and not try to step out of line. You consider it a miracle that you're able to even be allowed in her figurative orbit. She knows this, and knows that you are 100% under her control. She is bat **** crazy. Despite her looks, her craziness is a gargantuan turnoff, and no dude thats fresh wants a damn thing to do with her. But she's lonely, and craves some sex/attention..... So she turns to you, because she proba lg figures that a 24 year old guy willing to drive 40 miles for sex is too stupid to realize that she is a ticking timebomb c) She's got some physical deformity that she's ashamed of, that has affected her relationships, so she looks online instead d) She's bloody crucifix crazy, and is looking to sacrifice you to her deity, and we will never hear from you again (may not be such a bad idea) e) she's a prostitute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I was thinking B. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Lmao, Sinister got the belt out for Moco tonight. Whew! I told you to delete Tinder Moco. Tinder is for basic biznotches. You ain't listenin brah. I take that back, you haven't said boi since I demanded you stop. Thank you. I do appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I was thinking B. Lol Hopefully its not D. Would be a shame to see an episode of Forensic Files like 5 years from now where a guy is found dead and butt nekked in the woods with his socks on and go "Hmm, that dude looks familiar" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Hopefully its not D. Would be a shame to see an episode of Forensic Files like 5 years from now where a guy is found dead and butt nekked in the woods with his Flannel socks on and go "Hmm, that dude looks familiar" Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Sinister I understand what you're saying. thats why I said something about not sure if it was going to be a Robbery or something. But the skype thing made me a little less nervous. I KNOW that it is a bad idea to do it. I understand that. Its just like the angel and devil on your shoulder right now. Head says no dick says yes. I'm not so dense that I don't understand. I know that possibility of A) Set up she is crazy C) STDS D) Just likes to mess with people I know that. But am I really that ugly that there is not even a chance, that she just thinks I'm good looking and not several steps down? I mean this is how it went Messaging for a few days a lot. Didn't want to give me her phone number at first. I suggested that we skype then so that "We could both see each other so she would not be nervous or w/e (I started to think she was a catfish because she had a few red flags come up and there was no way I was going to talk to her if she did not get skype) So we vid skyped for like an hour and a half and just she blazed and I was smoking my Hookah and were were talking and shooting the **** and making jokes and she thought I was funny I guess. (surprise someone does) And she told me to come over and I was like I would another time but not tonight so she was like okay tomorrow then and gave me her # and then after she was like "For real tomorrow come over" Yes I know that there are tons of red flags yes I know red flags everywhere in what I just said. Maybe Ill send Stroker a pic or something since I said its a Dick V head thing. And he can inform you guys if she is worth it or not I wish I cared as much about school as I did about these stupid issues I have. Failed a quiz today in my Civil Rights class. It was worth 5% of the grade. Forgot to do the reading. Didn't know any of the 10 questions. Just wrote for the 1st question "Racism is bad" and left everything else blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 LOL.... Get your life Bruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 It all makes sense now I finally Understand. Thanks Braveonthewarpath93 I say personal stuff You guys give me advice and roast me I respond to what you're saying with more personal stuff I give you more roasting material I get roasted again Rinse and repeat So I just need to stop posting this stuff. I understand now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I'm not trying to roast you. I just said get your life Cuz you said you failed your exam. Lol I enjoy the tinder stories Cuz I've been tied down in a relationship for years. I live vicariously through stories like yours lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Yolo, what's 80 miles total, that's like 12 bucks of gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Im having 2nd thoughts now because of the distance. Like I thought oh its Arkansas 40 miles can be done in 45 minutes. But my GPS says its a 1 hour and 18 minute drive ouch I need to look at the picture again to decide this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Im having 2nd thoughts now because of the distance. Like I thought oh its Arkansas 40 miles can be done in 45 minutes. But my GPS says its a 1 hour and 18 minute drive ouch I need to look at the picture again to decide this How sure are you that this will lead to smashing? She could just want to make you dinner and talk about her kid lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Moco you are a combination of the UPS guy in Mad TV, and Chris Crocker right now. Why are you psyching yourself out? Jesus Christ man. She smokes weed? Uhh, how about ask her for a hit? Wait 'til you get some while you're high. Every piece of advice you'll get has been repeated to you. You sound exactly like you did at square one. It gets to a point where I feel like I should be charging you for the time I've put in to helping you fall in love over Skype. Glad that's where all of us pitching in to help has gotten you. Hey man, your call for tomorrow. Just practice some basic Krav Maga before you go. Memorize the exits to her place. This counts widows, doggy doors, and weak looking walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 It all makes sense now I finally Understand. Thanks Braveonthewarpath93 I say personal stuff You guys give me advice and roast me I respond to what you're saying with more personal stuff I give you more roasting material I get roasted again Rinse and repeat So I just need to stop posting this stuff. I understand now This will last for like a week, tops. You say you realize the red flags are there yet you are willing to go through with it. Dont you realize that people have died over stuff like this? And on top of it, you are driving ridiculous distances for some. Just find a "Massage parlor" if its that serious ............ And I will roast anyone for anything, at any time. That is my personality. Me, chew, taze, doc, kosher, stroker, goon, springfield, etc. You can get it at anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I've been accused of being a nice guy a lot in life so I try to listen more than criticize lol. Just do you Moco. You're a young lad. I believe in you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I should have thrown a No Hibbert on the end of that last sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Me personally, if I'm in a college town, there is no way I'm driving an hour and a half to get laid. It's like going to a McDonalds 75 miles away while passing 40 or 50 on the way there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I was just thinking about it for the last 20 minutes. I can't do it. She's too bad. Something is seriously wrong. Only 2 things can happen here I hit it and go crazy because she so bad and I become a serial murderer who cuts eyes out of pictures when she moves on and gets over whatever she is trying to rebound off of I drive there and she laughs at me and it was a trap Its a lose lose. Can't do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Good man Moco. You might have thought it out unconventionally but you made the right choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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