Larry Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I just got a piece of spam where the subject line was "Politician gene found!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Do not mess with John Locke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 they call meDR LOVE they call me Dr Love DR LOVE Some people call me the Gangsta of Love. :pimp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 i think it's funny how at 5 this place slows down so much. slacking off at work. for shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 So I was just thinking this as I was walking in the door, though I've thought of it many many times before.... So my apt. complex has a "no soliciting" sign as you drive in by the clubhouse. But I'll still have damn magazine sellers and dudes that want to sell Marine stuff come up to my door. Now, I never answer the door when someone knocks unless I'm expecting someone. I mean seriously, never. I also don't answer phone calls from random numbers. BUT...can I put a no soliciting sign on my door? I'm totally serious about this. I don't want people bothering me. Do people HAVE to obey? I'm sick of all the teeny bopper magazine saleskids coming around and missionaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 i think it's funny how at 5 this place slows down so much. slacking off at work. for shame.It's also pretty dead in here on weekends. We'd probably save the world just by shutting down ES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mondizzle Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 BUT...can I put a no soliciting sign on my door? I'm totally serious about this. You definitely could, but then everyone would think you're a mean old miser who eats children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 You definitely could, but then everyone would think you're a mean old miser who eats children om nom nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 You definitely could, but then everyone would think you're a mean old miser who eats children screw 'em. I want it to say "Don't waste your time, I won't buy it. Trust me." or something. Because I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ok mini jthor time today my friend from high school (pretty hot btw) haha invited me to happy hour so i went with ever yintention of hitting on her got there...her friend came WOW haha like yo such a pretty girl i mean pretty and she works at some think tank doing work on latin america (aka i love you) haha anyways...im chillin being me and im talking to her ftr she eye ****ed me when i first got there i caught her now im not sayin im a model and chicks should worship me but im not an ugly dude and i mean from our conversation we got along (i think im pretty easy to get along to) and i dont think shes below average or ugly at all shes really pretty but not the kind o fpretty that gets hit on 24-7 anyways after like 2-3 hours of happy hour most of our time spent on each other im like alright i gotta go work tomorrow...and im leaving and ive NEVER done anything corny like this haha but i had to this time i was like heyyy do you want to hang out sometime and she was like caught off guard i think and was like yeahhh next time your hanging out with shanna (my HS friend) tell her to call me uhhhh wtf??!?!?!?!?! haha anyways...i feel like i give off the vibe to girls that i dont deserve seriousness and its wack that is all edit: and seriously at the risk of ****iness i have gotten with dimes girls ive thought were out of my league cuz im funny it aint like i think im the best looking guy but give a dude a chance and im on it! for real! this girl aint having that! wack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ^^ my heart just broke a little, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ^^ my heart just broke a little, lol thats what i do lol and thats why girls hate me haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 this girl is killlllllin me and i have no idea what to do. this situation is just blowing my mind and now im completely lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 this girl is killlllllin me and i have no idea what to do. this situation is just blowing my mind and now im completely lost lol wack sauce why cant girls just understand our awesomeness on and ibleed im posting a picture so to quench your man crush haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 this girl is killlllllin me and i have no idea what to do. this situation is just blowing my mind and now im completely lost ****es be crazy yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 lol wack sauce why cant girls just understand our awesomenesson and ibleed im posting a picture so to quench your man crush haha you gonna be at seneca? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 son! granted after a few drinks i saw a couple of potential wifeys but god damn! anyways im gonna be persistant haha facebook tomorrow at work its on ****es! seneca? im from down county dog **** that bamma ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueinBuf Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'm going to have to chime in and agree with the girls are crazy and confusing vibe that seems to have taken this page. Like when they call you and ask to hang out while their home over spring break and then proceed to tell you everyday that they are too busy to hang out that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 pshaw!! whatever, girls are crazy blah blah. I could go on for days about what dumbasses guys are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 chickens be out the coop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I just cracked open a bottle of Blue Moon, its delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Well we've seen a lot of wacky girl stories lately so how about one from the other point of view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 pshaw!! Whatever, girls are crazy blah blah. I could go on for days about what dumbasses guys are tru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I just cracked open a bottle of Blue Moon, its delicious! I take back what I said earlier, I like you after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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