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'Porch pirate' swipes Amazon box, but this is no Christmas gift

 

SHAMOKIN -- A female thief who took an Amazon box from a porch in Shamokin got a big surprise when she opened it.

 

Robert Lynch, from whose porch the box was taken at 7 a.m. Wednesday, said the package was filled with cat poop he'd forgotten to put out with his trash. 

 

"Whoever it was got cat [poop] for Christmas," he said. 

 

 

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The Popeyes restaurant at the Philadelphia International Airport is selling "Emotional Support Chicken" to take aboard your flight:

 

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Printed on front is:

 

"This chicken provides comfort and nourishment during stressful air travel. Unlike other chicken, it is marinated in real Louisiana spices for 12 hours and must be permitted to fly without restriction. Do not leave unattended, as Popeyes is not responsible for lost or stolen chicken."

 

Well played, Popeyes. Well played.

 

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BREAKING: Scientists announced that they have found the remains of what they believe to be the largest prehistoric predatory cargo plane ever discovered. Called the Lockheed C-5 Megaloton, it terrorized the skies about 20-25 million years ago during the early Miocene period, often devouring other, smaller planes.

 

 

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