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  1. For those who missed it, here’s a replay of the Soto injury:
  2. And a finger and a thumb in the shape of an “L” on your forehead is in the books!
  3. In my best Steven Wright: "What do you mean he killed himself? Wasn't he on 24 hour suicide watch?" (scoffs) "Not in a row"
  4. PiLfan

    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bull stops to take selife before goring idiot lawyer at the running of the bulls. <a href="https://t.co/g4tCxa6phL">https://t.co/g4tCxa6phL</a> <a href="https://t.co/ESGaK7r9Gz">pic.twitter.com/ESGaK7r9Gz</a></p>&mdash; I wanna be sedated (@The_Squibb) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_Squibb/status/1148594442787532801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Ok, obviously I don't know how to embeed tweets into this thing.
  5. PiLfan

    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man...that he didn't, didn't already have.
  6. PiLfan

    Reuben Foster carted off on 2nd snap of OTA's

    BREAKING: Jay Gruden says he’s “very encouraged” Dwayne Haskins didn't spontaneously combust during his first week of OTAs.
  7. PiLfan

    Reuben Foster carted off on 2nd snap of OTA's

    Waiting for someone to tear an ACL while putting on their socks.
  8. PiLfan

    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    Early Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, circa 1855. Biggest changes in the 2019 edition: - different pose, - slightly different swim cap, - ecstasy snorted before rather than during photo shoot.
  9. You mean nobody likes Tulsi? She's a hot chick from Hawaii. i mean, come on!
  10. BREAKING: Following criticism, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos said she will no longer include "Running down disabled kids with cars" as a Special Olympics event.
  11. A comment to all the parents out there paying hundreds of thousands in bribe money to get their kids into "elite" party schools... In any sense, it appears USC's reputation as the "University of Spoiled Children" is still firmly intact.
  12. Didn't Stephen King already write a book about this?
  13. PiLfan

    VA Governor Ralph Northam Got Some Explaining to Do

    Report: “Scientists are worried Governor Northam’s career is plunging at such velocity, the impact crater will trigger a mass extinction event; form a second moon.”
  14. Trump negotiating for the wall, actual footage:
  15. SOURCES: Ann Coutler warns if Trump doesn't keep his campaign promises, she will return to a life of stealing skin for Shel Silverstein.