PiLfan

How much are the nose bleeds going for?

I haven't finished compiling all the stats yet, but I believe the Redskins have now fallen to 3-27,857 all time on MNF. When Mark Mosley missed a game winning FG against Green Bay in 1983, it began an endless stream of projectile vomiting by the Redskins in prime time games that has lasted nearly 36 years. Oh, and when the redskins beat the cowboys on MNF in 2005, it wasn't called the "Monday Night Miracle" because of how it ended...it was because the dramamine actually worked for once.

Latest models show a giant, pre-historic Trilobite devouring Florida.

For those who missed it, here’s a replay of the Soto injury:

And a finger and a thumb in the shape of an “L” on your forehead is in the books!

In my best Steven Wright: "What do you mean he killed himself? Wasn't he on 24 hour suicide watch?" (scoffs) "Not in a row"

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bull stops to take selife before goring idiot lawyer at the running of the bulls. <a href="https://t.co/g4tCxa6phL">https://t.co/g4tCxa6phL</a> <a href="https://t.co/ESGaK7r9Gz">pic.twitter.com/ESGaK7r9Gz</a></p>&mdash; I wanna be sedated (@The_Squibb) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_Squibb/status/1148594442787532801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Ok, obviously I don't know how to embeed tweets into this thing.