China Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Was Eve created from Adam’s penis? Cal PhD is seriously arguing just that A biblical scholar has suggested that due to an unfortunate mistranslation in the Bible, God did not create Eve from Adam’s rib but rather from his penis. Needless to say, several historical purists are up in – arms. Professor Ziony Zevit from the American Jewish University in Maryland has proposed his theory in a new book, “What Really Happened in the Garden of Eden.” According to Zevit, the Hebrew word ‘tsela’ in the Old Testament does not translate as ‘rib.’ Rather, Zevit believes that ‘tsela’ means a limb sticking out sideways from an upright human body, and contextually translates this to penis. Furthering this hypothesis, Zevit uses his new translation to explain why man is the only mammal without a penis bone – because Adam used his to make Eve. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 uhm .... EVERY "Eve" was constructed from penis. ... and a box of wine, and some Barry White music, and very forgiving low lighting/candles..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 ‘tsela’ means a limb sticking out sideways from an upright human body Curious where else you might use a word with this meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Netflix and chill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Idk why, but this story reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay and his dirty nursery rhymes....especially the one about old mother hubbard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 No women or no penis? We sure it was the man upstairs behind this particular scenario? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornaSkinsFan83 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 "and that's why I'm only 4 inches honey..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 No women or no penis? We sure it was the man upstairs behind this particular scenario? Another argument that would point to it not being a man up there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor703 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 No wonder she was so short.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Other mammals have a penis bone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Other mammals have a penis bone? only when they first wake up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I thought the whale was the only mammal with a penis bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I thought the whale was the only mammal with a penis bone. most have some form of one....males of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 most have some form of one....males of course Yeah but it's given to the females for at least 15 minutes at a time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 except Eve obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 This thread didn't disappoint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I love China always provides a good chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilandil Tasardur Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Yes, most mammals have a penis bone, called a baculum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Yes, most mammals have a penis bone, called a baculum. they used to implant bone in human penises imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 15 minutes at a time.. Ok marathon man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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