China Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Dog eats paralyzed man's testicle A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles. The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.” Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report. The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs. He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog” had blood on its muzzle and front feet. When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Bad dog....bad boy! Please remember not to neuter your masters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Where is Christopher W. Dillingham when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 So should this go in the "naked people run amok" thread or the "sex with animals" thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 If that's your idea of sex then I don't want to know about your sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Hey he now has feeling below the waist.......look at the bright side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 So Lorena Bobbit is breeding a canine army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Sounded like he didn't need it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 "Hey Fluffy how was your vacation?" "I had a ball" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 This would never have happened with a golden retriever, the friendly beach going surfer-bro of the dog world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 At least he didn't go for the snausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MisterPinstripe Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I cant imagine he is going to keep "mans best friend" around, I think the trust between them might be damaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 "Hey Fluffy how was your vacation?" "I had a ball" That was a great laugh to start the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 "Hey Fluffy how was your vacation?" "I had a ball" He's here all night ladies and gentlemen. Also I guess the dog took this message the wrong way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Vengence is mine says Fluffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 OMG, I can't even imagine that. My dad told me about a patient he once treated who was a severe diabetic and couldn't feel his feet. The patient was brought into the ER when he woke up one morning to his dog having chewed off 4 toes on one of his feet, ahhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Now, that just ain't right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Dealing with the aftermath and talking with the media after something like this happens takes courage. That guy really has ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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