Califan007 The Constipated Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Let's hear your answers... :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 None. No-one can force a Conservative to use one of those environmentally friendly fluorescent crappy bulbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 2. A male and a female, just like it says in the Bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It can't be done. Besides, they like it dark in the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It's impossible. They are too hypocritical to see the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It doesn't get changed. The bulb was broken and everyone kept blaming the others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckus Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 None. And if you think there is anything wrong with the lightbulb you hate America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Four. One to change it. Three others to complain the old bulb was a lot brighter. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckus Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 How many liberals does it take to screw up a country? Zing! Good one . . . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Four. One to whine about the illegals doing it for less money, one to whine about the black guy doing it who doesn't deserve it, and one to drop bombs in the middle east and simultaneously whine about the government building schools in the United States and the fourth one to say "**** the lightbulb!". (Obama thinks lighting is a good thing after all. Much better to sit in the dark) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Four. One to change it. Three others to complain the old bulb was a lot brighter. Hail. Piggybacking off yours. 4 1 to change it, 3 to complain they wouldn't have to change it so often without all the blacks, illegals, gays, and poor people freeloading off their light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBash Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Pretty Easy for 1 of them to do it since all you have to do is twist to the right, they love going right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 None of them would go for it, they hate anything to do with change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 depends... was the light bulb made in kenya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 All of them. They'll unanimously filibuster the light bulb, and blame the Democrats for not overriding them and fixing it. Anybody who doesn't go along, was never a conservative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 One, but he keeps trying to put the broken bulb back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 One, but he keeps trying to put the broken bulb back in. Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Someone needs to start the "anti liberal version" of the thread so I'm not beset with whining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Someone needs to start the "anti liberal version" of the thread so I'm not beset with whining. It already exists. So now you can tell them to thicken their skin and get their own jabs in. http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?365716-How-Many-Liberals-Does-It-Take-To-Screw-In-A-Light-Bulb&p=8996323#post8996323 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 All of them Unanimously. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 None of them could do it, screwing makes them too uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHOPSkins Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 One........An Army of One, You gun hating Libs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Light bulbs overcrowd our health care facilities and work places. No red blooded conservative would volunteer to do a light bulb a favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Two. One to change the lightbulb, one to call poor people lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 One. It does not take a village. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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