HogNose Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 rest of the story.... DANVERS, Mass. (AP) — Authorities in Massachusetts say a family that got lost in a seven-acre corn maze called 911 for help, apparently taking advantage of the police department's motto that says "We Want To Be Bothered."The maze at Connors Farm in Danvers has pathways totaling seven-miles long and can take up to an hour to navigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Lawsuit coming in 3, 2, 1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I heard about this yesterday. Who in their right friggin mind would take a three week old baby to a corn maze? From one article "It took a search and rescue dog and the local police department only a minute to locate the family inside the maze and little did they know, they were only 25 feet from the exit!" Are you kidding me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I heard about this yesterday. Who in their right friggin mind would take a three week old baby to a corn maze?From one article "It took a search and rescue dog and the local police department only a minute to locate the family inside the maze and little did they know, they were only 25 feet from the exit!" Are you kidding me? I don't understand the 3 week baby thing either. Tons of stupid people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted October 13, 2011 Author Share Posted October 13, 2011 I heard about this yesterday. Who in their right friggin mind would take a three week old baby to a corn maze?Are you kidding me? Yeah... these are the same types of people that take a 3 week old baby to the movie theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 If the baby isn't going to get sunburned, why not? it's a friggin' corn maze .. a kid's thing. Terror set in? You're in a cornfield, goober. If you're that scared, CRASH thru the walls until you're out! If you're 25 feet from the entrance,, holler! Even if you're not.. holler ANYWAY.. it's a CORN MAZE not a lonely unknown field out in the middle of nowhere. There's KIDS there. How expensive is it to waste EMS time? Bill them for it. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Kids and cornfield shouldn't mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 This is all kinds of stupid. Like Bang said, you are lost behind a wall of corn. Walk through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted October 13, 2011 Author Share Posted October 13, 2011 The family should have been more afraid of being near the site of the Danvers asylum than being lost among the maize. Now I need to go watch Session 9 again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMK9973 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Stupid family that couldn't yell, walk thru, text the numbers on the sign, etc.... However -Not sure I get the hate of people saying why would they bring a 3 week old baby to it. Why wouldn't they? Its not a movie theatre or a nice reasturant. Its a family fun corn maze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterMP Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I've certainly taken a similar age baby into corn mazes. My parents were telling the story to my youngest this weekend of daddy walking through corn stalks to get out with her. It isn't hard. Pick a direction and start walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I think the most disturbing thing about this story is that these idiots procreated. Damn it, Darwin! You're droppin' the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Reminds me of Parks & Rec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 it is spelled maize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 If the baby isn't going to get sunburned, why not?it's a friggin' corn maze .. a kid's thing. Terror set in? You're in a cornfield, goober. If you're that scared, CRASH thru the walls until you're out! If you're 25 feet from the entrance,, holler! Even if you're not.. holler ANYWAY.. it's a CORN MAZE not a lonely unknown field out in the middle of nowhere. There's KIDS there. How expensive is it to waste EMS time? Bill them for it. ~Bang Im so glad someone else saw this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 If the baby isn't going to get sunburned, why not?it's a friggin' corn maze .. a kid's thing. Terror set in? You're in a cornfield, goober. If you're that scared, CRASH thru the walls until you're out! If you're 25 feet from the entrance,, holler! Even if you're not.. holler ANYWAY.. it's a CORN MAZE not a lonely unknown field out in the middle of nowhere. There's KIDS there. ~Bang Ok, you must have missed a little movie called "Children of the Corn," based on a the Stephen King short story. If you see a kid in a corn maze, never, ever call out to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 they should have left them there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Ok, you must have missed a little movie called "Children of the Corn," based on a the Stephen King short story. If you see a kid in a corn maze, never, ever call out to him. I do remember reading that story, and wondering just how the hell they could extrapolate it into an entire movie,, much less four or five. ~bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Ok, you must have missed a little movie called "Children of the Corn," based on a the Stephen King short story. If you see a kid in a corn maze, never, ever call out to him. WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN OUTLANDER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 it is spelled maize. excepte they weren't talking about Maize...they were talking about a Maze.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted October 13, 2011 Author Share Posted October 13, 2011 it is spelled maize. It was a Maize Maze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 It was a Maize Maze. Much to their amazement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I think the most disturbing thing about this story is that these idiots procreated. Damn it, Darwin! You're droppin' the ball. even dumb people know how to F***. We need pictures of the couple, as a warning to the public to stay away from such a dangerous level of stupidity. I am going to go out on a limb and say these people where city slickers, since I do not know a single person who grew up near a corn field and did not know if you get lost or stuck you can just walk through the rows of corn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 in their defense though, I have been to corn mazes where the corn was fenced in, etc so people couldnt damage the maze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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