DeaconTheVillain Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/foxnews Dear Mitt, What exactly is the difference between a hot dog, a weiner, and a frankfurter? Sincerly, a voter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckus Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 If Jesus and Ronald Reagan fought in a cage match - who would win and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Rick Perry: You see the following people drowning in the Rio Grande, but you can only save one. Who is it and why? 1. An illegal immigrant 2. Ariana Huffington 3. President Obama 4. Your prized English Spaniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 LMAO!!! Please submit you two....It would be such a win for ES if we can sucessfully troll Fox News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
December90 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Rick Perry:You see the following people drowning in the Rio Grande, but you can only save one. Who is it and why? 1. An illegal immigrant 2. Ariana Huffington 3. President Obama 4. Your prized English Spaniel You like to give him an easy one to start with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 What is a Rebuplican? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear Fox News, Last nights news telecast started off with a dipiction of Obama's poll numbers Why are you showing us a poll from the WSJ which owns your news channel That seems like a real conflict of interest to me and is likely biased If you really are fair and balanced as you claim to be what's up with that? Why not get an independant company to conduct those polls instead so you ensure you get the real voice of the people? I suspect it's the same reason you give no coverage and show open disrespect to Ron Paul and his supporters As long as the Dems or Reps win you stay in power, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 What makes any of you different than any of the rest of you? Why should I trust you? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear FoxNews, How are you still in operation after Obama imposed the Fairness Doctrine on you as his first act in office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Michele Bachmann: You promised gas would be under two dollars a gallon if elected president, how is this possible since presidents don't set gas prices? Secondly, are you high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 For Fox news: Why do you suck the neo-con teet so often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 How many of you have been propositioned by Michele Bachmann's husband? If earthquakes are God's way of asking politicians in Washington to listen, are rampant wildfires in Texas God's way of telling Rick Perry to go home? Rick Santorum - have you ever Googled your last name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Michelle Bachmann: Why so dumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Direction Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear Fox News, How much do you laugh at your competition every time you go to the bank or look at the ratings? Dear Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Herman Cain and John Huntsman, Could you please explain to President Obama what a job actually is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Who the **** are you to lead me? For Fox News: lol why u mad tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 removed...until I can post from home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear Fox News,How much do you laugh at your competition every time you go to the bank or look at the ratings? Dear Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Herman Cain and John Huntsman, Could you please explain to President Obama what a job actually is? They probably laugh like Albert Haynesworth does, and for the same reason, having the same approach to life and values (family values, of course). Dear sane and ethical GOP candidates (this question is just for Mr. Huntsman)...can you describe how it feels to have bat-**** crazy fellow candidates and why you align yourself with the most brain-dead constituency in our society? To take a more real note... It's good to know that in so many minds being a state or congressional senator or POTUS doesn't qualify as a real job. As someone who was credentialed as a vocational counselor years ago I guess I missed out on such wisdom. I guess America is just a total joke if it's top-level political positions aren't real jobs. Why do so many conservatives hate America? (ok, that wasn't on the more real note :pfft:). And didn't Palin get a great deal (unmerited and ridiculous as it was given the actual specifics involved) of credit for all the "worthiness" of her having been a governor (until she bailed to go get her hair done right for TV---oops, slipped again ). Ah, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning. Gov. Gregoire (WA) has been a politician all her professional life, and I can barely stand her usual left-heavy politics, but she is one of the hardest working and most broadly experienced people I ever met. BTW, also knowing people around the state capitol here who could justly be called full-time "community organizers" (on both sides of the aisle), I'd say that some of them have a hell of a demanding job and work tirelessly at it. And that's coming from someone who has owned and managed businesses and in their current profession often logs in a 55 hr week counting volunteer (and I don't mean ES) activities. Meanwhile, I know all kinds of folks with "real jobs" that ain't much more than meat sacks sucking oxygen, consuming, cruising the interwebz, and polluting the gene pool. :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Meanwhile, I know all kinds of folks with "real jobs" that ain't much more than meat sacks sucking oxygen, consuming, cruising the interwebz, and polluting the gene pool. :evilg: Are most of them on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Is it worse to incarcerate an innocent man or let a guilty man go free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Are most of them on this forum? We allow only the finest of diverse selections, but sometimes our screening process is a lot like our in-house search engine. :pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Fried Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 LMAO!!!Please submit you two....It would be such a win for ES if we can sucessfully troll Fox News. Yeah dude, that's a killer way to stick it the man! Such a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Yeah dude, that's a killer way to stick it the man! Such a win. Agreed. It's always good to have time on your hands to support that inner pointlessness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear Candidates: Since we all know the Free Masons/Illuminati/Bilderbergers control everything anyway, which one of you have they selected to win? This would save us all lots of time. Thanks! Sincerely, Reptilian Overlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 If a train leaves Chicago traveling 100MPH and another train leaves New York traveling 150MPH and the distance between the two cites is 600 miles, how far from New York will it be when the two trains meet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 If a train leaves Chicago traveling 100MPH and another train leaves New York traveling 150MPH and the distance between the two cites is 600 miles, how far from New York will it be when the two trains meet? never. the train leaving Chicago was heading towards LA Mitt Romney: What's it like going through life named Mitt? Did you get your ass kicked a lot? Did they call you mittens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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