HRNY4ZRNY Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 This situation really happened to me. I would like to see what people would of done out of these 2 options. So years ago I'm at the bowling alley, drinking beer having a good ol time. Thats when it hits me. I gotta drop a deuce bad. So bad I started to sweat. So I go into the restroom. There are 2 stalls in the place. 1st stall has no door on it! Seriously if you sit down people will be watching you and what I was gonna do would of been mortifying to do in front of people. The 2nd stall is epically clogged. Looks like it was clogged and someone still went and the next person did the same thing. Put it this way, if you sit down on the seat you are gonna touch someone elses crap on your bare butt. Now alot of my friends tell me they would just run home and use there own toilet or a place near by but Im telling you that that was not a option. It was coming hard. So which stall do you use? The one with no door or the one thats epically clogged? I will reveal the conclusion to my story when I get some good poll results. im curious to see if I did what most people would do. And please dont say use the girls bathroom... So this is what I did. I used the stall that was clogged. I hovered. It was a monstrosity. Worst part was someone was waiting to use that stall. So when I opened the door his look was priceless when he saw the abomination. I laughed and said "It was clogged before I used it." Pretty embarassing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 No door AINEC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I think you gotta go no door on this one and just hope no one comes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I go no door and if anybody comes in and looks at me, I say hello in a fun perky, loud voice, kind of like Squiggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRNY4ZRNY Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 I go no door and if anybody comes in and looks at me, I say hello in a fun perky, loud voice, kind of like Squiggy. That just made me laugh out loud literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Use the one with no door and if anyone is peeping, show them your used toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 If you were breaking into a sweat I'm guessing it'd be over pretty quickly. I say go no door and get that **** done. Then maybe tell an employee that the other toilet is ****ed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmySmith Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Funny, this reminds me of the time I was at Mardi Gras at my buddies and practically lived at a certain bar, along with a bunch of other people. The bathroom had one stall with no door, so there was pretty much no choice. So while you were in there, one guy who spent all day at the bar talking to everyone, would just come in a hang out in front of the stall, drinking his beer and just shooting the breeze about this and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 This is why I always wear a diaper. One never knows. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostic Hog Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Gotta use the no-door stall and maybe post a buddy at the bathroom door to keep others from coming in. I don't want someone else's crap near me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABQCOWBOY Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I go no door and if anybody comes in and looks at me, I say hello in a fun perky, loud voice, kind of like Squiggy. I was getting ready to hammer this thread until I read this. This post literally saved this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I was getting ready to hammer this thread until I read this. This post literally saved this thread. Hello! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Koolblue wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 We didn't have dividers when I was in boot camp and some spots on the ship. That'll knock the shame right out of you. If I had to go that bad, I'd crap in the garbage can and wave at doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 If you don't mind hovering, then the clogged toilet is an option. Or roll up a bunch of TP and go outside somewhere. There's nothing worse than having to take a **** really bad when you're at a bar/bowling alley. If you're even lucky enough to have a toilet with a stall door, it's usually covered in a lake of urine, there's little to no TP, and drunks ***** at you to hurry up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Upper decker in the stall with the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Upper decker in the stall with the door. Now that's thinking outside the box! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I'd just put my butt plug in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Only two stalls...usually smaller bathrooms have locks. If that's an option, why not just lock the whole bathroom and use the one without the door. I like the upper decker idea...never done that before but this situation seems to warrant it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I go no door and if anybody comes in and looks at me, I say hello in a fun perky, loud voice, kind of like Squiggy. New nickname for taking a ****: "visiting Laverne and Shirley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 One option would be to sneak into the ladies room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 One option would be to sneak into the ladies room. To install a camera in the toilet? Oh, I see, we're still talking about the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 No door. Being the guy on the toilet in that situation is way better than walking in on it, so no worries. It's an impending explosion, so do it fast and with determination, and if someone walks in they'll know you mean business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I know there were only two options, but why not just do your business on the floor of the clogged up stall? Lay down some paper and go on top of it, sort of like a "dry dock." :look: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I know there were only two options, but why not just do your business on the floor of the clogged up stall? Lay down some paper and go on top of it, sort of like a "dry dock." :look: . . . . [Note to self: NEVER invite grhqofb5 to house.] . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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